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Classic quotations from Elvis Presley

1. Oranges, grapes and rice are harvested, and sickles are no exception; The seeds will bloom again in a spring, continuing the wonderful present; Full of a person's gluttonous feast, watching the wax torch turn to ash, and roared off. Song meiren

2. The blue witch is very beautiful. Can Adam and Eve be that good? In the dining room, you lament that people are thinner than yellow flowers and anorexia; Secret love is a courtesy, you frown and I want to do it for myself. Love castle

Every time I meet you, I pretend to be very happy, for fear that the dull passage of time will kill my memory, and when I wake up, I mistakenly think that you are close at hand and never leave. Always remember you.

4. When you are away, teach me how to live happily and cross an abstract future. The love of my life

5. Pro-cooking, you said that saury tastes particularly fresh; Love stories are endless, who loves Mocha western food best; Accommodate the other half, the heart is ground into a cocoon, and it hurts so much that you can't breathe. Love is a circle.

6. The breeze sweeps the bright moon, and the chrysanthemum is yellow and acacia; When I woke up on the drunken couch, I happened to meet the middle of the night; Who's peeking? The fairy caressed among magpies. I've missed you for years.

7. Are the boys in the mountain city as sad as I am? I haven't been there. I'm involved in old dreams in Beijing.

8. Ten years and one sword, the rivers and lakes Xiao Sheng first became a knight; Ride the world of mortals and walk in the sand; The sunset returns to the horse, and the sunset looks at the dead trees. Beauty in the world

9. Nerds and caterpillars are used to fireworks; Vegetables and vegetables, wind direction and tide are a lifetime.

10. Time is a circle, but loving you has become the past.

1 1. Only if you do what you want, the love of this life has been frozen for thousands of years. Undercurrent of love

12. I didn't have a childhood, but my childhood withered, my fragrance disappeared everywhere, and I lost my love for Wan Li. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you. Always remember you.

13. I cleaned the bath towel repeatedly, and seven years passed quickly; Cold and sad, I'm sad to hear that summer is gone; Affection is hard, because love always makes people kneel. Song meiren

14. Newcomers laugh, old people cry, and life and death are rich sitcoms; Take off your red clothes, the night is quiet, and you are as thin as a pile of money. The night is so beautiful

Quotations from Faye Wong _ Classic Quotations from Faye Wong

1 Some principles must be adhered to, but not all principles must be compromised. I want to do what I think is right.

Colleagues on a Chinese Odyssey all praised Faye Wong for his talent.

Fi: They all make me dizzy.

The most important thing for a man is honesty and frankness. Don't make me guess, say one thing and do another.

I don't have certain requirements for men's looks.

Of course, basically I don't like men who talk a lot, but not all of them are reserved.

Reporter: What do you think is the best thing in life?

Faye Wong: My life is not over yet. Why are you asking me this question now?

I will tell you before I die!

The reporter asked Faye Wong whether smoking affected her singing.

Fei: I think my voice is always too clean, and some things are poorly interpreted.

I know it's bad for me. I will try to smoke less!

I feel my face is out of reach and as thin as a fairy.

Fei: How do you know the fairy is thin?

The reporter chased Faye Wong and asked him if he had finished his divorce. Faye Wong slipped her sunglasses down her nose.

Open your eyes and read the old story for two seconds.

What does it have to do with you?

Every stage of my life will have different happiness and pain, which are intertwined.

So there is no complete happiness and no complete pain.

If I had to choose which stage of my life I want to go back to most,

I'd rather go on like this

I think everything can follow fate, including feelings of course.

Every relationship has happiness and unhappiness, which are relative, so I will let nature take its course.

10 The reporter asked Faye Wong if he smashed the reporter's camera at dawn for her, but he did it for himself.

1 1 I was lazy and only lasted for two days. I smoke, which is harmful to health;

I am straightforward, and offending people has become a common occurrence;

Love to lose your temper and don't know how to control your emotions;

I lack patience, especially things that I am not interested in, self-confidence and inferiority, and the contradiction is terrible;

I always feel embarrassed in front of fans. I'm not very active. I always want to have a holiday.

I am not obedient, and my parents can't help me.

I am not an idol. Don't worship me.

12 I don't think my personality is not suitable for the entertainment circle. If I'm not suitable,

I wouldn't do it now, but I don't deny that I have this side.

For example, not very enthusiastic and passive,

But sometimes I'm stereotyped, so when it comes to me,

Just say I'm cool, or I seldom laugh like that.

I just want to say that my impression to the outside world must be biased.

But it's not completely different,

It's just that I'm not as good as everyone thinks, and I'm not so bad.

Some people like to communicate with others and express themselves.

Let others know more about themselves, I am not such a person.

I don't like to talk too much about myself or promote anything.

But I always answer questions when doing interviews or other things.

When you answer questions, you are sincere and say whatever you want.

At the 13 Taiwan Golden Melody Award, Tao Zi said:

I would like to thank Faye Wong, who is filming "2046", for taking the time to attend the award ceremony.

(meaning Faye Wong gives face support),

Who knows that Fei said innocently: It's over. ....

The whole audience laughed (what a shame)

Tao zihan: ah, this is different from what was written in the newspaper! I still won't interview you.

14 I am already cute, and I still need to install it! !

VJ friends make fun of her. Stop pretending to be cute. You are not cute at all.

15 how I long to do what I want to do, act spontaneously and fly by myself.

16 Everyone can do something wrong. If there is an affair,

I first need to know under what circumstances the other party made a mistake.

I don't want to give up my family if it's just for fun. It's just a short trip, and I'll be lenient as appropriate.

If he likes the second person, he won't look back.

I will give up fighting, and I will not be forced.

Playing mahjong is as changeable as life.

Life needs wisdom and luck. If the cards are not good but you eat them often, you can only say that the cards are low and the luck is high.

18 went to Japan for publicity and was well received by the Japanese side. The reporter asked him if he was proud.

Fei: I am only nervous and afraid now. I can't tell you how I feel until I'm scared.

I never dreamed of it. I have no dreams or goals. I just do it by feeling.

The reporter asked, "Will Love" is different from previous albums.

Fei: It's different from the cover to the title of the song.

2 1 It's not that you can grasp anything by believing in Buddhism, but you can find yourself through faith.

Reporter: Do you usually take Tong Tong with you when you go out to work?

F: Not necessarily. Look at her. Look at her schedule. Ha ha.

If one day I stop singing, I will stop singing. I hope the fans forget about Faye Wong.

The record company asked Faye Wong to smile more when doing publicity.

Fei: Why are you laughing for no reason? How silly.

It's normal and natural to give everything for love, others wow! When,

It's not the same thing to me.

Nothing in this world can be relied on forever, except yourself.

If children are born for their own future, there will be no future at this starting point.

One cannot pin one's future on others,

Including men, children, parents and so on.

That part is unreliable, and once you have this expectation,

You will put pressure on yourself and that person,

If you don't get what you want, both sides will have resentment.

The biggest feeling of marriage is to know yourself better. I am very devoted to my feelings.

Love is very important to me, but it is not impossible without it.

I don't like getting hurt in love, but I'm not afraid of getting hurt.

Everyone in love is the protagonist, so when you are a bystander,

You will have your own opinions, but now they are not the main characters.

They don't understand my feelings,

I don't want everyone to know how I feel,

Or I hope they know my happiness and other things,

The best thing is to enjoy yourself and not be influenced by things around you.

It doesn't matter to me that I didn't win the prize. I have affirmed myself.

There is nothing in my mind that I regret most. I shouldn't be a person who regrets.

In making every choice,

I think it was done by my own feelings under the environmental conditions at that time.

Seeing his idol Faye Wong, Hebe burst into tears with excitement and asked for a photo: Do you know how much we like it?

Fei: I know. I didn't know you were so angry.

A reporter from 3 1 asked how Zhang zhen reacted when she said she had a crush on her.

F: What should be the reaction?

A Japanese reporter asked her if she was interested in the Japanese record market.

F: Not interested.

Reporter: As a mother, do you feel responsible?

Faye Wong: I've always been responsible.

Whether 34 years old is a good mother or not, everyone has different definitions. If it's a typical good mother,

I don't think I am. I don't spend all my time with my daughter, and I seldom spend time with her.

Because I have to work, I sometimes have my own friends when I go back to Beijing.

I will go out to play, so I don't have much time with her.

She also has friends, so each has its own way of playing.

Like me, she is very independent, and we seldom talk about our own worries, but my daughter understands me very well.

She can also receive my emotional response.

When I wait, I will be irritable and angry. But I will wait, and I won't do anything in a hurry.

Sister Duo Duo asked: In fact, you are a person whose personality is not suitable for the entertainment circle, right?

Fei: I have never felt that my personality is not suitable for the entertainment circle.

Buying clothes is no longer my interest, but my job needs.

Seeing the male model imitating her modeling, the host thought that Faye Wong would burst into laughter.

Who knows, she slowly walked up to the male model and poked his fake chest.

I was shocked and said: You are more feminine than me!

The reporter asked her who was more jealous, Dou Wei or her?

Fei: He likes old vinegar, and I like rice vinegar.

What you see in the media is more wonderful, more wonderful than myself.

Actually, my life is not very exciting.

4 1 CAMBRIAN won the cash alternative song award.

So this song is a different song. I thought it was mainstream when I wrote it.

The concert was so successful that someone asked me how I felt:

In another five years, whether it is red or black, I will never sing again.

You can forget me.

The reporter asked some places about the album "Will Love".

Fi: You don't have to understand.

My original intention in making music is to express.

People always have an outlet to express themselves, and my way of expression is music.

If you are inspired, write. If you are not inspired, you will not be forced.

The effect of a work of art can sometimes be completely different.

So unless someone asks me what you really want to express in this song,

I usually don't want to explain what I write.

Ceng Baoyi cried because he saw Faye Wong in the program, and Huang Zijiao asked Faye Wong to comfort him.

Faye Wong: Hurry up.

How to endorse shampoo after haircut? Don't wash your hair with short hair?

Faye Wong went to Taiwan Province Province for publicity, and the fans shouted Faye Wong's name until they lost their voices.

Faye Wong is probably distressed by the consternation of fans: Did you volunteer or was someone forced?

Seriously, when I face my fans, I face a group of people I don't know on the street.

It makes no difference. They probably know me well.

But I don't know them and I don't know how to communicate with them. I am rather stupid in this respect.

The reporter asked: Why don't you get a tan? What is the secret?

Fei: The secret is not to bask in it!

Reporter: What brings you the greatest happiness from Tong Tong?

Fei: I feel very happy to see her anyway.

5 1 The 15th Taiwan Golden Melody Awards Presentation Site

Tao Zi said: Thanks to Faye Wong, who is filming 2046, for taking the time to attend the award ceremony.

(indicating Faye Wong's face support)

Who knows that Fei said innocently: It's over.

The whole audience laughed (what a shame)

Tao zihan: ah, this is different from what was written in the newspaper!

I still won't interview you # $! ! %%$%#

52 Go to Taiwan Province Province, Reporter: What to eat in Taiwan Province Province?

Fee (faintly): Chili shrimp.

Reporter: How much?

Fei: (eyes blink ~) Why do you want to eat a few? What's your problem?

Lin Youwei: Faye Wong's Will Love says that our love is like a war.

Do you think love is war?

Fei (still weak): No.

Lin Youwei collapse ing (Tao Zi dubbing Lin Youwei psychology:

(crying and scratching the ground) wow ~! Should I take the window off? Am I mistaken?

Why did she refuse again? ! ~~~~~~

Did you buy pirated copies ~ how did this happen ~ ~ ~)

On Tao Zi's program in 200 1 year, Tao Zi said that he would shoot a shampoo advertisement.

Fei: Shampoo advertisements are difficult to shoot. You have to get wet and dry, then get wet and dry. ...

Tao: It's nice to swing around.

But it's very difficult.

Tao: But shampoo advertisements should be well paid, right?

Fee: ... OK ... It varies from person to person.

The crow flew over Tao Zi's head and burst into laughter.

Tao: It's so-hurt-heartbreaking. ...

Ok, thank you. I see.

Why do geese fly to the south in winter?

Ask the black man Xiao S and answer that he is afraid of the cold because he has to take care of Xiaoyan and so on.

Faye Wong said calmly: Because walking is too slow.

Why do bears hibernate the longest?

The rest said they didn't know.

Faye Wong: Because no one dares to wake it.

The first two are cold jokes told by Xiao s,

Little S then asked Faye Wong for a complete joke.

Faye Wong said:

One day, a woman went to tell her fortune.

The fortune teller said that you have a great omen.

Woman: Can I take off my bra?

Fortune teller: Even if you take it off, your life is doomed to have two big waves.

57 concert backstage

It's not a reporter's problem. It's all flirting with Tao Zi, making sushi that time.

Faye Wong asked: Do you want to have a meal? (Ask Tao Zi if he wants rice)

Tao Zi: You are good or bad.

Tao Zi: The last task is to eat my own sushi (the one made by Faye Wong looks terrible).

Faye Wong (a little embarrassed): I'll take it back to Hong Kong to eat.

Tao Zi: Is Faye Wong clever?

Classic quotations from heroes and kings

1, unconscious guy, is simply pursuing instinctive pleasure. Just like those wild animals chasing the smell of blood. This emotion in their hearts will be directly reflected in their words and deeds. Therefore, when you tell what you have heard, seen and understood again, you have fully demonstrated your inner thoughts. The most detailed part of your language is the part that interests you most. In other words, observing a person's words and deeds is the best way to understand his interests.

2. Throw away the sword and be my wife.

I am the only real hero in the world. The rest are assholes.

When the earth was one, didn't all the treasures belong to one king?

How dare you touch my baby with your dirty hands ... are you in such a hurry to die? Beast!

6. Do you want to ruin my wedding, asshole!

Of course, whether it's sword or wine, only the best things are kept in my treasure house. -this is the taste of the king.

8. All the treasures in this world are mine. Whether it's the Holy Grail or anything else, I will never let the guy who wants to take them without my permission succeed!

9. You are really an interesting guy. I haven't laughed so hard at a man's nonsense for a long time.

10, right. Idiot. You don't know yourself, asshole. Always struggling like a clown, it is interesting to see it until the end. But Castel, you just said something you can never say. It is a great sin for a magician to say that he wants to appease King Arthur! . -That belongs to our king. Those hooligans who dare to attack the king's treasure, just disappear, asshole.

1 1, reach out to a fool who doesn't belong to the human field ... Only one person in the world is qualified to appreciate your disillusionment, and there is no one else but me, the forgotten one. Dazzling and illusory people, throw themselves into my arms. This is my decision!

12, if I ask you to worship my glory and you don't know my name, I can't make you so ignorant.

13, the bug is lying on the ground, who allowed you to look up? You didn't see my qualifications. Ants are like ants. Just lie on the ground and die with your head down.

14, your disrespect for me is enough to make you die thousands of times. Son of a bitch, stand there, I'll kill you!

15, people who don't take me seriously and become "kings" without knowing their own strength, jump out of two overnight.

16, aim high and dominate one side ... This enthusiasm is really commendable. But soldiers, do you understand? The so-called dream will wake up one day Because of this, I will definitely stand in your way and conquer the king.

17, between heaven and earth, I am the only hero who can be called king, and the rest are just assholes.

18, who admits it? Who allowed it? Who will bear the sin? The king will admit it, the king will allow it, and the king will take on the whole world.

19 You hateful thief, let me see how much treasure I can bear!

20. All the treasures in the world come from my collection. But after a long time, it was lost from my treasure house, but its owner was still me.

2 1. Happiness is basically a part of the soul. There is no difference between "yes" and "no". There is only the difference between' conscious' and' unconscious'.

22. The total amount of my property is beyond my knowledge. As long as it is a treasure, it must be mine, which is clear. Actually want to rob my treasure, or a little self-evident!

23. Legend has it that the ideal hometown that the past king will arrive at after his death is the ultimate guardian that even the five divine powers can't interfere with and no one can violate. That's … your real treasure, the legendary power of light sword? What a hateful woman! Do you want to resist this king until the end? But I forgive you, some things are better when you can't get them. So, goodbye, King Arthur. Oh, what a pleasant fight!

24. Abandon boring ideals and vows. That kind of thing will only bind you and bring you misfortune. You just need to desire me and live under my protection in the future. In that case, I swear in the name of the king of Vientiane that I will give you all the happiness in this world.

25. Until the end of time, every inch of this world is my courtyard. So I can assure you that it will never make you feel bored.

26. All the evils and curses in this world-curses? I need at least three times this power to curse-curse! What kind of king can you be if you can't stand this curse? The so-called king can tolerate everyone's sex life in the world, and I have endured it before I die!

27. It is troublesome to hide, but since this is a challenge from the gods, there is no reason not to fight.

Wang Shi's Classic Quotations

Wang Shi's Classic Quotations

Wang Shi, born in195165438+123 October, originally from Jinzhai County, Anhui Province, Han nationality, is the founder and chairman of Shenzhen Vanke Enterprise Co., Ltd.

About management

1, "For example, as a manager, I grasp three principles. First, decision-making, that is, whether to do something or not, is up to Wang Shilai, otherwise, as the chairman of the board, the general manager is dereliction of duty. Second, who will do it is a matter of employing people. Third, once he does something wrong, you take responsibility, no matter what reason he does something wrong, you take responsibility. This is the principle of my manager. "

2. "China housing prices rose too fast, the increase is too large. There has been a bubble, and the bubble will burst sooner or later. "

About mountaineering

1, "Vanke puts itself at the peak to have the mind to do great things. At the same time, we must also put ourselves at a low point so as to absorb the strengths of others. "

2. "Mountain climbing is a way of life for me. I sat there and felt superior during the negotiation. I can stay in the mountains for a month. Is it okay? You can't beat me mentally or physically. "

3. "From the perspective of the whole life, the management of enterprises is not unrelated to mountaineering, and mountaineering also requires tenacious will and unremitting spirit. Mountain climbing, like life, is often unpredictable, but as long as you persist, you will succeed in the end. Mountain climbing is the condensation of life. Before, I had the opportunity to climb the mountain because of my success, but I still need to continue to climb a peak, which is the peak in everyone's heart. "

About the summit

1, "In fact, climbing the snow-capped mountains has greatly changed my life. Climbing snow-capped mountains is always accompanied by danger to life. In this state, every time I can come back safely, what I miss most are those difficult and dangerous experiences. You asked me how I felt at the top. Heroic or not, all the other mountains look small under the sky. ? Standing on the peak, if the weather is clear and there is no cloud cover, looking at the unfathomable valley, I am very scared. I only have one idea: hurry down the mountain! Because the summit is only half the climb, more dangerous things have not yet arrived. If the weather is bad, there are clouds under your feet. I don't know if I can go down the mountain safely, but I have to go down the mountain quickly! "

2. "In fact, I regret it every time I enter the mountain. When I was four or five kilometers above sea level, when the wind blew, I had a headache and wanted to vomit. I scolded myself and asked myself why I was being a bitch again. But crawling, haven't to the top, I began to consider which mountain to climb next time ... "

3. "The fun after climbing is that when you leave the city, you will see what modern civilization has given you in a new way. Usually staying in a hotel, you don't usually move the fruit bowl in the room. After entering the mountain, an ordinary apple becomes extremely precious. Coming down from the mountain, I took a bath before going to bed in the hotel, and the hot water flowed happily from the shower room. Considering that I can't take a bath in the mountains for a few days, I will sigh that modern civilization is really good! Sitting on the toilet and using beautiful modern sanitary ware, I think it's beautiful. In such a difficult environment, people can survive and return to the city. What is intolerable? What are the insurmountable difficulties? "

About golf

"I don't like playing golf. Everyone has his own way of life. Is it safe to play golf? Its speed is 100 km per hour. Like a bullet, I once had a friend in Hong Kong who was full of gold teeth. It happened that the golf ball flew to his mouth. Coincidentally, he was killed on the spot when he flew here, and all his teeth fell out. "