Ask a few short, very, very cold jokes

0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. During the Anti-Japanese War in 2002, Xiaoming was so hungry that he made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast. When he got to school, he opened his lunch box and found that jiaozi was missing two. He closed the lunch box, opened it again, and two were missing ... In this way, Jiao Zi finally disappeared, and Xiao Ming was afraid. Where is jiaozi? Jiaozi stuck to the lid of the lunch box. During War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression in 2003, people lived in poverty, but Wang Xiaoming lived a life of food and clothing. Why? Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the third floor. Why nothing? Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor because it was Xiaoming Wang Xiaoming. Why? Because there is no 14 floor. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why did he come back safely? Because Xiaoming is a camel. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time? Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why? Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why? Because Xiaoming was left in the desert. 10, people left Xiao Ming in the desert, only found a lunch box in the desert, but never found Xiao Ming. Why? Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 1 1 What should Xiao Ming do when people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming? Jump from 13 floor. 12 Xiaoming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. How can he change his destiny? Turn into a camel and go to the desert with adventurers. 13 God granted Xiaoming's wish to become a camel, but Xiaoming was still very sad. Why? Because he found himself thrown from the 13 floor and would die. 14 finally, Xiao Ming was lonely, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being killed by a fall. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would not be lonely in the afterlife. He has many brothers and sisters, and he wants to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13 building ... Time goes by and a new cycle begins. Xiao Ming was very excited when he was reincarnated, because God granted his wish again. But the moment he looked back, Xiao Ming was disheartened and felt that nature had made people. Why? Because Xiaoming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes ... Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton black tea.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like Lipton black tea?"

The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like Lipton black tea."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and jumped into the river next door.

Immediately ... the river turned red ...

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like a pig.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like a pig?"

The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like a pig."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and ran away.

Immediately ... Xiaoming rushed into the pigsty.

Classmates say Xiaoming's head looks like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, isn't my head like a brick?" Mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "Go to the well and take pictures yourself." Xiaoming is standing by the well. The man in the well said, "above, don't throw bricks into the well!" ! ! ! "

One day, Xiaoming asked his grandmother very grievance: "Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a stupid child?" Grandma replied, "silly child, how can you be a silly child?" Xiaoming looks like a telephone. He walked and died. . . Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?

Xiao Bai: 3 degrees below zero!

Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold. Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Because Xiaoming is a dog.

Xiao Bai borrowed a pen from Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't. Xiaobai said, will you die if you lend it to me? Xiao Ming lent it to him, and then Xiao Ming died. . . One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! ! One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "

Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

Teacher: Xiaoming! Don't play with water in class! Xiaoming deskmate: Teacher, Xiaoming didn't play with water. He peed his pants! Xiaoming owed a loan shark 200,000 yuan, and he begged him to let it go for a few more days.

The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiao Ming: Haha, don't you need to return it?

Banker: No, you will become Tinker Bell. . . I searched it myself.