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Funny quotations Huo Ying punk.
Teddy boy: "Mr Jue, I found the ring, so I can join Xiao."
Absolutely: "Idiot, this is not good, you can't join. But teddy boy is a good boy. (The other half said) "
Teddy boy: "That is." (The ring fell into a crack in the stone)
(2) looking for Deidara.
Teddy boy: "Huh?" Looks like Deidara was killed, too. The cause of his death was definitely an explosion. Sir Jue, there is no meat crumbs around! Hee hee "(picked up the arm of Deidara).
Absolutely: "..........."
(3) Deidara fled back.
Deidara: "Get your dirty hands off me!" " "
Teddy boy: "Ah! Still alive! "
Absolutely: "What about the strength of the column?"
Deidara: "My task has been completed!" " ! Hmm? "
Teddy boy: "Ah, Mr. Deidara, it has just been finished. Does it matter? "
Deidara: "Teddy boy! Buddha can only endure it three times! Next time you talk nonsense, I'll decide the cause of your death, hmm! "
Teddy boy: "Hey! Most of them were killed! "
Absolutely: "This is the third time."
Deidara: "No! It is suffocation! "
Teddy boy: "ahhh!" " "(scuffle together! )
You didn't join Xiao at that time.
Just killed a scorpion.
"Ah ~ Scorpio is so rubbish. Well, I can join Xiao Hehe. I'd better talk to Mr. Jue first!"
4. When the skunk and Sasuke just made up.
Sasuke went to his cave and gave Sasuke the skills he gave to Sasuke's skunk. He flew, "Sasuke, I didn't expect your sharingan to be complete. Alas, that skunk boy did it for your own good, but you killed him. Alas!"
Sasuke "What do you know?"
Fly "Oh, I know about ferrets."
Sasuke raised his fist and flew: run a few steps. "Ah, there you go again. I must run away, or you will kill me like a skunk. Ah ah! "
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