I remember seeing a joke before. It was about a primary school student who no longer wanted to go to elementary school but wanted to go to junior high school. The teacher took him to find the principa

I remember seeing a joke before. It was about a primary school student who no longer wanted to go to elementary school but wanted to go to junior high school. The teacher took him to find the principal.

Wonderful exchange between a female teacher and a student who wants to skip a grade ------

A first-grade female teacher was recently troubled by one of her students. The teacher asked: "You What's wrong?"

The student replied: "I

was confused, the first grade is too easy for me. I am smarter than my sister, but she is in the 3rd grade. I think I should be in third grade too!"

The teacher has had enough of him. So she took the student to the principal's office.

She explained the student's situation to the principal.

The principal suggested that the student should be given a test, and if he answered any question wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed.

The student was called into the office. The teacher explained to him what the principal meant, and the student agreed.

Principal: "What is 3 times 3?"

Student: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 times 6?"

Student: "36"

In this way, the principal asked a lot of questions for the third grade, and the students all answered correctly.

So the principal said to the student's teacher: "I want to He can go to grade 3."

The student's teacher said: "Let me ask him a few questions."

Both the principal and the student agreed.

Teacher: "Why are there 4 cows and I only have 2?"

Student: "Legs."

Teacher: "What the hell?" "You have it in your pants but not in my pants?" (The principal felt strange about the questions asked by the student teacher. Why did she ask these questions?)

Student: "Pocket."

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Teacher: "What starts with C and ends with T, has a lot of hair on it, is oval-shaped, and contains an intoxicating, milky white liquid?" The principal's eyes were wide open, trying to stop the teacher from continuing to ask. Going down, the student replied: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What is red and hard when it goes in, but soft and mucus when it comes out?"

Teacher: "What is it?" p>

Student: "

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Teacher: "What should men do standing up, women do sitting down, and dogs do it on three legs?"

Student: "Shake hands."

The teacher thought for a while and said: "Now I will ask you a few "guess what I am" questions, okay?"

Student: "Okay!"

Teacher: "You put a stick inside me, push me up, and then lift me up. And I get wet before that "

Student: "Tent."

Teacher: "Fingers will enter me. You will play with me when you are upset. The best man will always have me. "

Student: "Wedding ring."

Teacher: "The things that have entered me are big and small. When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip.

You will feel very comfortable when you blow me."

Student: "Nose."

Teacher: "I have a hard rod. My head can be inserted into other things. Then, the whole body will tremble."

Student: "Arrow."

Teacher: "What words start with F." , ends with K, and means exciting."

Student: "Firetruck."

The teacher finally finished asking the questions, and the principal breathed a sigh of relief. , wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Let the students go to fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong."...