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How to keep a dead catfish still?

When fishing, Norwegian fishermen put a few lively catfish in the fish box to prevent sardines from dying, so that the whole box of fish was alive and kicking and sardines could survive on the shore. In fact, a marriage that has deteriorated for a long time also needs catfish to activate it and make it come back to life. All kinds of ambiguity, just like a catfish we are looking for, it is dormant by your side. Enjoying my husband's hospitality, I couldn't help laughing internally. The original tired marriage really needs to find a stimulating point. 1 Always walk by the river, there is no need to get your shoes wet. Catfish: Good friend Lu Zhe met Gloria Xiao's good friend Lisa for the first time. He is very considerate, serving them food and pouring wine, and occasionally throwing out a few cold jokes to make them laugh their heads off. This is Lu Zhe's first madness. He had a good chat with Lisa. Seeing their increasingly ambiguous eyes and Lu Zhe's excessive attentions, Gloria Xiao was jealous and stared nervously at Lu Zhe's every move all night. After seeing LISA off, Xiao Weiwei asked Lu Zhe and LISA about their affair with resentment, as if she had been caught. Lu Zhe naively held Gloria Xiao in her arms like a child, and Xiao Wei took his hand and walked home.