Interesting and healthy jokes

A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when someone picked him up ... Mr. Banana was dating his girlfriend and walking in the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. A polar bear is playing with a penguin, and the penguin plucks his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "One day mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I'm a bean paste bag. "Matchsticks suddenly felt itchy, so I stretched out my hand to scratch them and burned myself to death.