Joke Notary Office 10 1.7

On a dark windy night in a month, a man was walking in the street. When he glanced behind him, he saw a white shadow, like a ghost in white. This man is very scared. After walking for a while, he looked back again. The white shadow was still there. As soon as he turned, the shadow disappeared again. Repeatedly, the man was scared to run to the mirror of a clothing store to see what was behind him. Huh? There's nothing back there! The man looked at it carefully again ... ah! That white shadow is ... it is ... a grain of rice in the mouth! 1. A dying man made a will to his wife: "When I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so she explained, "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want him to feel cheated!"

Dad told the fish that he was often hungry when he was a child. Fish and Fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

3. A train passes through a mountainous area, and all the farmers along the way come to watch it. A female guest on the bus came for her period, changed the paper and threw it out of the window.

Flying head-on in a farmer's face, the farmer took it off and said, "Wow! ! ! The train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed.

My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "Then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly."

The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!" "

A joke may be just a phrase, a short story or a series of words, which makes the speaker and communicator feel funny or humorous. The difference between action jokes and oral jokes is that action jokes affect people's vision and make people feel funny.

6- When a swimming pool is built in one place, the staff will mobilize everyone to donate. The staff said to an old farmer, what are you going to donate to this swimming pool? The old farmer said, "I donate two buckets of water!" " "

7- Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!" Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

A gecko got lost in front of the securities company. At this time, a big crocodile just crawled over and prepared to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " The crocodile was shocked and then burst into tears: "Son, you just lost half a month in stock trading!" "

At least you.

One day a pig said to another pig, "If all the pigs in the world are dead, then play a song." The pig said angrily, "At least there is you!" " "

10. Can you develop games?

Happy Paradise has a new colleague who graduated from a famous university majoring in computer science. The bear was envious and asked admiringly, "Can you develop games?"