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What are the paragraphs about eating goods?

"Eating food" is probably the most terrible but lovely creature I have ever seen in the world, and the world of eating food is generally incomprehensible. You don't understand why they eat so much, why they don't have enough to eat, why they are so keen on food, and why others go to new cities to visit scenic spots and they have to shuttle through snack streets. Now let's talk about the stories of foodies.

I don't know if you have seen the live broadcast of Mi Zijun, the king of big stomachs. Mi Zijun is the most delicious person I have ever met.

I once went to Shanghai to challenge a steak of 888 yuan. After eating this steak, one person can get it for free. I have to say that a full steak, not only meat, but also bread, needs the support of the abdomen.

Later, Mi Zijun didn't finish eating, only a small piece was left, but I watched her other live broadcasts and thought that she was the one who ate eight pounds of white rice, so it was impossible to finish eating. Probably for the best, in order not to let the boss lose money, I deliberately didn't finish it.

Mi Zijun participated in the world-class crayfish eating competition and was the final champion.

My sister is the one I admire most about eating food. My sister likes eating since she was a child. She once decided to eat the province first, then China, and then enter the world. One day, she ordered five different bowls of noodles by herself. She likes them very much, but they are not very delicious.

A boy next to her watched her eat this bowl and that bowl alone, and then leaned over and asked, "Can you spell the table?" My sister nodded and met that boy. Every time my sister wants to eat, she will invite this boy. Sister can eat, and this boy can eat leftovers.

The boy said it was to avoid waste. They have known each other for over a year. On my sister's birthday, the boy invited her to a five-star western restaurant, and then said to my sister, I ate your leftovers for more than a year, and I don't want to eat them today. But can I let you be my girlfriend? I will still eat your leftovers in the future. My sister agreed.

This boy naturally became my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law is a man of his word. After he was with my sister, he still ate leftovers, because my sister ate several kinds of meals every meal and prepared snacks at home at night. Even if my sister suddenly wants to eat snacks in the middle of the night, no matter how cold and inconvenient it is, as long as my sister wants to eat, he will go back and buy it.

Brother-in-law said, "Your sister is the cutest when she eats like a hamster."

I think it is difficult for people to meet someone who knows themselves all their lives, and it is even more difficult for girls to meet a man who embraces all your bad habits and pampers you. Now their lives are enviable. I hope every foodie girl in the world can find someone to accompany you to eat, drink and spoil you.