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Ling Huchong was injured in the legendary swordsman. Why do so many people give him gifts?
The girl said, "Hum, is it rare? Tell me, I don't want to hear it yet. Do you know who I am? What is the origin? " Ling Huchong shook his head and said, "I don't know. I don't even know the girl's name. " The girl said, "If you don't tell me what you are hiding, I won't tell you." Ling Huchong said, "I don't know, but I guess." The girl's face changed slightly and said, "Did you guess? How did you guess? " Ling Huchong said: "I don't know yet, but I will know at night." The girl was even more surprised and asked, "How can it be clear at night?" Ling Huchong said, "When I look up at the sky and see which star is missing, I know which star that girl is. A girl is born like a fairy, and there is no such person in the world. " The girl blushed and snorted, but she liked it. She whispered, "Nonsense again." By this time, she had lit a fire on the dead branch, strung the washed frog on a branch and barbecued it on the fire. Frog oil fell into the fire and smelled it. It smelled like generate. She looked at the smoke rising from the fire and said softly, "My name is Yingying. I told you, I don't know if you will remember it later. " Ling Huchong said, "Yingying, this is a beautiful name. If I had known your name was Yingying, I wouldn't have called you mother-in-law. " Yingying said, "Why?" Ling Huchong said, "Yingying is obviously a little girl's name, but naturally she is not an old woman." Yingying smiled and said, "I will really become an old woman in the future, and I won't change my name. I will still call Yingying. " Ling Huchong said, "You won't be an old woman. You are so beautiful. Eighty years old, you are still a beautiful little girl. "
Yingying smiled and said, "Isn't that a monster?" After a while, primly said, "I told you my name, but you must not call it casually." Ling Huchong said, "Why?" Yingying said, "No, no, I don't like it."
Ling Huchong stuck out his tongue and said, "This is not allowed, that is not allowed. Who is yours in the future ... "At this point, when she saw her face fall, she stopped at once. Yingying snorted. Ling Huchong said, "Why are you angry? I said that whoever is your apprentice will suffer in the future. " He originally wanted to say "husband", but when he saw that the situation was wrong, he quickly changed to "apprentice". Yingying naturally knew the original intention and said, "You are neither serious nor honest. Two of the three sentences are upside down. I ... I won't force others to do what they want. Listen to me if people like it, and let him do it if they don't like it. " Ling Huchong smiled and said, "I like what you said." This sentence also has the meaning of three points of ridicule. Yingying Xiumei frowned as if she was going to have an attack, but then her face turned red and she turned her head. For a while, neither of them spoke. Suddenly I smelled a burning smell, and with a whoop of "Ouch", a bunch of frogs in my hand were burnt. I said angrily, "It's all your fault." Ling Huchong smiled and said, "You should say that I made you angry and baked such a great frog." Take off a burnt frog, tear off a leg, put it in your mouth for a while, and repeatedly praise: "Great, great! This kind of heat is just right, sweet and bitter, bitter and sweet, and there is no such delicious food in the world. " Yingying made him giggle and began to eat. Ling Huchong grabbed the most burnt frog meat by herself, leaving all the parts that were not burnt to her.
After eating the roasted frog, the two of them were so sleepy that when the warm sunshine shone on them, they both closed their eyes and fell asleep unconsciously.
Zu said, "Let's gather on the Five Rivers Hill, and the Virgin should be very angry. In fact, of course, it is a relationship between men and women. A handsome and kind hero like Hu Ling's son only deserves a beautiful girl like Aunt Saint. Why is Saint Aunt such a great figure, but she is also as coy as a secular woman? No ... it's a bit unreasonable that she obviously likes Linghu Gongzi, but she doesn't allow others to mention it, let alone others to see it. " Ling Huchong said, "I see. But I don't know if this statement is true or not? " Suddenly, I felt Ying Ying's little hand fall off, and I wanted to get rid of my palm. I quickly grabbed it hard, for fear that she would kill Zu Qian Qiu and others in a rage. There's nothing I can do: "Although Shenggu is a big shot on the black wooden cliff and a leader of the East, she has never disobeyed her at all, but she is a girl after all. For the first time, a girl in the world likes a man. Although she loves evil spirits in her heart, she is always thin-skinned. Although our flattery is well-intentioned, we still angered the holy aunt, only blaming everyone for being rude and not knowing the girl's family's worries. There are dozens of girls' eldest sisters who come to Hu Ba to help, but their temperament is not much different from that of men. The five tyrants got together and kowtowed to the holy mother. The story spread and ridiculously destroyed the sons of bitches in the aristocratic family. " The old man's clear voice said, "Saint Aunt is very kind to everyone, and all the brothers are grateful for this kindness, hoping to cure her sweetheart's injury. This gentleman has obvious resentment. What's wrong with repaying kindness and revenge? If any son of a bitch dares to laugh at us, I will pull his muscles and skin him. " Ling Huchong then just understand; Along the way, the group of rich people held themselves so high, originally for the sake of this maiden named Yingying, but suddenly the group of rich people dispersed in a hubbub on Wuhegong, also for the sake of Shenggu not wanting others to guess her mind, and made a lot of noise in the Jianghu, so she became angry.
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