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1\ Xiaoming asks Xiaohong, "Do you know what anus is for?"

Xiaohong said, "poop."

"What else?"

"Bullshit."

"What else?"

"Is there anything else? ..... ah! Hello rogue! " (blushes)

"What do you think? I mean, you can also clip off the stool! "

2\ Xiaoming asks Xiaohong, "Do you know what anus is for?"

Xiaohong said, "poop."

"What else?"

"Bullshit."

"What else?"

"Is there anything else? ..... ah! Hello rogue! " (blushes)

"What do you think? I mean, you can also clip off the stool! "

2\ How to break up?

People who have experienced love often say that falling in love is simple, getting along is difficult, and breaking up is even harder! Even singer Ren Xian's pop song "Too Soft" shows this mentality to some extent. Many times, many people know that once the feelings disappear, they are unwilling to pay any more friendship and care. It is very difficult to try to persuade each other to break up with reason, because love is a mixture of attachment and emotion and cannot be solved by rational means. As far as communication psychology is concerned, the more you try to convince the other party, the more intense the opposition is. Psychologically, this reaction is called "Bumeilan effect" phenomenon, and there are many reasons.

Because of your words, the other party thinks that if you accept your breakup, you will get obvious benefits. The other person always asks if you want to break up. Did you find a better partner? Or get any benefits? If you strongly criticize the other person's weakness and self-esteem, the other person will feel pain and fight back, not accepting persuasion. Usually, they will criticize each other's weaknesses impatiently or mercilessly, such as immaturity, lack of material resources and lack of ambition. , make each other's defense mechanism to start, of course, the other party does not accept it. Because the proposal is too rude, the scope of the other party's choice is limited, which causes refutation and doubt. The proposal of breaking up cannot be avoided, but you should also give the other party a reasonable reason. Simply not letting the other party know will arouse curiosity and make people disdainful. People always want to see it. When breaking up negotiations, it is inevitable that there will be a phenomenon of "Bumeilan effect", but if you want to use it in turn and convince the other party in the opposite way, it may not be useful. People who encounter paranoid attachment (such as the heroine in the movie "Fatal Attraction") will use paranoia to deal with it, and the other party will always use various ways to save it, which will lead to more trouble. Therefore, when you need to convince the other party, no matter how good the reason for breaking up is, don't be too overbearing and force the other party to accept it.

The problem of many people is that breaking up is an unclear thing, and it is usually possible to run away without saying anything, but unfortunately it was discovered that day that things were not solved unless they got married or the other party gave up because of time, but according to experience, it is not reliable to solve them in time. Sometimes, when the other party is deeply attached and retaliated, they have to deal with it properly. The ending in Chen Jingyi is a lesson!

When you decide to break up, you should know that there are no regrets. Here are some suggestions:

Progressive alienation process:

The necessary conditions for two people to fall in love, the environment and conditions for getting along must be the same and the best. Therefore, if you want to break the chain of love, you must first make this similarity different, change your workplace and wait for school graduation, and the objective conditions of the other party will change. The more differences between them, the less topics there are. After passion, it will gradually become friendship or friendship in the order of love.

This is also the gradual way that time can change everything. Disadvantages are unreliability and long time.

Telephone negotiation mode:

It is usually difficult to break up, and the situation is mixed with unhappiness and anger. If the two sides meet, these emotions can be conveyed more quickly through expressions and words. According to psychological research, only sound can reduce the degree of unhappiness and anger, but meeting is not conducive to this concealment, so it is better to call. If it is by mail or letter, it is more troublesome to leave evidence. But we must be careful of the Bumelan effect.

Reasonable exclusion method:

Usually love is passionate, that is, there are physiological factors. If we can get rid of these factors, we can get rid of it. Take advantage of people's rational self-esteem, take the initiative to attack through attacks, and make themselves unlovable or annoying to each other. For example, when the other person is busy at work or school, he unreasonably asks for complete time and concentration during the passionate period, or dresses abnormally, so that the other person can't meet the social aspects when traveling with you, and the other person will definitely break up automatically. Although you must be careful about the consequences of doing so, this way is the fastest.

When breaking up, don't be alone unless necessary. Choose bright and big places, such as fast food restaurants, railway stations, department stores and 7- 1 1 front. One of my students suggested going to the sea overlord to negotiate, which means here, but it's ridiculous! Going to a hot pot restaurant to talk about breaking up is just like the underworld negotiation in Stephen Chow.