Jokes and stories in the workplace

Three short stories of workplace jokes

1. Some parking spaces in front of the broadcasting building are reserved for guests, but they are often occupied by employees, leaving guests with nowhere to park and causing trouble.

The boss put up a notice that said: This parking space is for guests only. If you want to be a guest, please stay here.

The company has a design drawing, which needs to be sent to Party A urgently. Unfortunately, the company's network was broken, and Party A called several times to urge it, so the boss had to copy it to the U disk and let me send it to Party A. ..

The boss asked me to deliver it quickly, so don't delay on the way! I was shocked when I took the USB flash drive! I saw three chicken feathers on the USB flash drive!

A new manager walked into his office. When he sat at the table, he found four envelopes on it.

One of them says "open now", and the other three are marked 1, 2, 3 respectively.

He opened the envelope that needed to be opened at once. It turned out that the manager who just left office wrote: "The other three envelopes will help you tide over the difficulties when you are in the most difficult time. In case of emergency, you can open an envelope, first open'1',second open' 2' and third open' 3'. "

The new manager shrugged his shoulders and put some envelopes in the drawer.

After half a year, the employees of the company went on strike, and the company closed down, resulting in huge losses.

After a night of hard negotiations, the two sides were deadlocked. At this time, the new manager remembered that there were several envelopes in the drawer, so he tried to open the first envelope: "scold me, scold everything your predecessor did."

That's a good idea. The new manager is going all out. He did as requested in the letter. As a result, the workers ended the strike, his job was saved, and everyone was happy.

A few months later, the employees organized another strike. This time, he directly opened the second envelope: "Blame the government, they caused all this."

The manager admired his predecessor's foresight very much, and he succeeded again this time.

Just in the past month, the employees organized the third strike, and the manager already had a plan. He came to the office unhurriedly, lit a cigarette, asked the secretary to bring a cup of fragrant coffee, and then slowly opened the last envelope: "You also prepare four envelopes."

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