Swearing jokes should be long, not dirty, not sentence by sentence.

Look at you, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and animals, and according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but when you grew up, your grandmother didn't hurt, and your uncle didn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "