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Who told me a joke that amused me and praised me?

At that time, it was forbidden to leave the school alone (including 554637, etc. One day, the director of education stood at the school gate with a pair of scissors. When he found out that he had violated the rules, he immediately cut it into a pot cover! There is a street punk smoking at the school gate, and his hair covers half his face. Suddenly we heard him crying downstairs in the classroom, "Let go of me! I'm not from your school! I am a gangster! 55555 ",crying tore heart crack lung. Half an hour later, he turned into a water turtle and disappeared from the river and lake.