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I'm sorry that I am prettier than you.

Sometimes I hate being so cute.

Fat is temporary, short is lifelong.

A selection of funny signatures of interesting people.

Understanding is understanding. I still want to be jealous.

I'm still a child, so you have to spoil me.

All the other children have bear hugs. What about me?

If you want to marry Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.

Don't underestimate me, the earth is still under my feet.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is to blame for being ugly?

Life is like a catwalk: one left and one right.

We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

Love is easy because the five senses are difficult to get along with because of the three views.

Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six classes.

I am a naughty boy, a troublemaker and a child who loves you.

Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

I threw up for a long time just because I saw you again in the crowd.

I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

Don't think that my rural cucurbits can't beat the concave-convex men in your city.

I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

Compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

I remember when I was a child, I said the most, I won't play with you.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrition.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

The gray sky is not a sign of rain, but a sunny and quiet.

If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?

She is mine. Do not touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

Love doesn't have that many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

The monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

What you say in love is called love words. Break up and fall out, consider it a joke.

The school is not a funeral home, check the list of remains! What are you still wearing?

There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

Come with me. Didn't the teacher tell you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, then I will give my heart to you and leave.

I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

There is no such thing as a first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

Everyone who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

Don't you dare curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Girls, find a husband in the future, give birth to a child named Xia and the child named Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

Today, there is a bug in the bowl. I wanted to call the boss, but I was curious to try it. I didn't expect it to taste good.