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. Guo Furong: Don’t worry! It's all on me!

Li Dazui: Steal my lines

Bai Zhantang: What’s this? It’s not fun...

Li Dazui: Then I am the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand! Are you happy? ?

Bai Zhantang: What is it? Zi once said...

Lu Xiucai: I'm wrong I'm really wrong.at the begin. If I don't marry my husband will never die if my husband would not die I wouldn't be here...

Everyone looked at each other.

Bai Zhantang: What the hell is this?

Shopkeeper Tong (thinking about himself): That’s wrong. It was wrong from the beginning. If you don’t get married, your husband will not die. If your husband doesn’t die, you won’t be reduced to the middle class. A place...

Everyone: How do you know what he said?

Shopkeeper Tong: The introductory sentence is the most classic, (gesture) overwhelming! ! ! ! !

Everyone was squirming: Sister-in-law~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! !

Shopkeeper Tong: Okay, okay, that’s it.

2. Bai Zhantang: If you want to die, there are many ways. Go west and there is a Xiliang River.

Tourist: I can swim, especially snorkeling.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a cliff and jump off.

Tourist: I jumped over the building and let the draft blow me back

Bai Zhantang: Then find a bottle of poison.

Tourist: I drank pesticides, fake ones, and had diarrhea for half a month

Bai Zhantang: Then find a rope... something stronger.

Tourist: I searched for it, but there was an earthquake in the middle of the hoisting. The house collapsed. My neck was fine, but my leg was broken. Now it hurts every time it rains. (Then Bai Zhantang fainted...)

3. Sanskrit, the first word: What can I do to save you, the second word: My lover (Buy Zhuozi)

4. Shh! Shh! Shh! Low profile! Low profile! All low-key!

5. Confirm and affirm; overwhelming~~~; deny, deny and negate (Guo Furong)

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6. Zi once Said; Mo Zi said (Xiucai)

7. Hand over the rotten eggs and release the hostages... (Execution to arrest the head)

8. Have you been to the world's No. 2 >Quan. I've heard people talk about it times. There is a Qingguan next to the Spring. In that Taoist temple, there were Taoist priests. They like to play the Hu next to the Spring, and the tune is called Quan Ying Yue. (A Scholar Wants a Debt)

9. If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you will lose your reputation!

10. Female thief: Let me go!

Bai Zhantang: Let him go!

Female thief: Let our young lady go!

Bai Zhantang: Let our boss lady go!

Female thief: Let our beautiful Guo Furong go!

Bai Zhantang: Let go of our charming Tong Xiangyu!

11. Lu: I stabbed you once and you said four words. I stabbed you twice and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo:...

Lv: The first time I stabbed you, you said, "My hero, spare your life." The second time I stabbed you, you said, "Thirty-six thousand words." ! ~ (Furong Xiucai PK)

12.- I eat more salt than you eat rice

-That’s because you have a heavy mouth

-I have passed There are more bridges than you have walked

-That’s because I don’t want to move

13. “Who can avoid being stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, It has miraculous effects when used internally or externally. If you want to get stabbed a second time after being stabbed, you can live to two hundred and not look old.

Baituoshan Bone-Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional supplement of Huashan Lunjian, is sold in all major pharmacies and hospitals in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."< /p>

14. Some of these people are poor, some are scratching to death, some are sour, and some are exhausted. Do you think that if I let the ugly people die, I won’t make people laugh to death if this spreads.

15. It’s a waste of my friendship, friendship, and affection for you! ! (Furong Echoes Classic!)

16. If God can give me one last chance. He will say three words to Li Dazui... "Put less salt!!!" (Xiaomi)

17. Guo Furong: Where does the criminal arrest his head? One stop is Qixia Zhenyi Ba (Dad)!

Li Dazui: Then who is Qixia Zhenyi Mom?

18. Scholar: Stealer, no.

19. Are you hungry? Just tell Shiniang, Shiniang will make noodle soup for you... (Du Shiniang sings, seven orifices bleed in Zhantang)

20. Shopkeeper Tong accepted Du Shiniang’s 100 taels of silver and was despised by everyone.

Everyone: "I'll give you one hundred taels of silver!" ”

Shopkeeper Tong: “When I saw Jian Yin Zi’s performance, I was confused. Did I get blinded by money?”

Everyone: “That’s right!” ! ! "

Shopkeeper Tong: "..."

Everyone: "Are you ashamed?"

Shopkeeper Tong: "Ashamed..." ...Ashamed, and happy~~"

21. Guo Furong: I have eyes but no beads, and I have a mouth but no heart!

(Followed by a series of people who dug out the eyes and hearts and threw them on the ground and used them. The action of crushing the feet is so funny...)

22. The young master’s body ran away from the hall (Zhantang)

23. Bai said to Li Dazui, “You are really supportive. "You can't afford Adou"

Big Mouth said stupidly, "This Adou is also a character. By the way, where does this Adou come from?"

Bai sarcastically said, "It's Water Margin." "There are only one hundred and nine generals in the Three Kingdoms"

Li Dazui said, "No, it seems that there are only one hundred and eight generals. You say I am uneducated. You say I am from the Three Kingdoms." You still believe that "

Bai slapped the table" really made you right, he is Liu Bei's son in the Three Kingdoms. "

Big mouth said, "Are you scolding me again? One is named Liu and the other is named Ah. Can these be father and son?

(Then I only saw Bai Mou vomiting blood)

24. Guo Furong to Lu Xiucai: I want to be savage when I see your stupid look. . .

25 are all dead? All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Are there any witnesses, physical evidence, or temporary residence permit? (Executioner)

26. The landlady said to the scholar: "Just live a good life, stay there and don't move if you have nothing to do, spend less energy and eat less."

27. ——"There is someone above me" "I'm confused, who is there above" (Xing Baotou)

28. Dazui asked the shopkeeper Qian: "The money feels really heavy under my feet." Are you panicking?"

Shopkeeper Qian replied: "You will know when you get married. This is why men get corns" (hilarious)

29. Shopkeeper Tong: " Not to mention being in charge of the door, you can’t even be in charge of the window.”

30. Dear guests and common people, good evening. Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition

Guo: The vast sky has given birth to our history and civilization,

Bai: Time flies, creating our diligence and kindness,

Guo: In this clear sky Under the sky, we chant and sing,

Bai: In this vast land, we fly freely! (Line from the Chicken King Competition)

31. Xiaoliu: It’s okay Use four words to describe it

Everyone: appalling

Xiao Liu: Four more

Everyone: appalling

32. Furonghe's dumplings are deep: there are still a few glistening hairs on the pig skin.

There is still some spring mud stuck to the cabbage dumplings, and the shrimps are still in their shells

The funniest thing is that they use paste to stick the dumplings and then sew them on with thread

Cabinet: Why don’t you use fish? Thread, what kind of dumplings are simply fish bait

Everyone is even more funny when eating dumplings. Furong also said: Don’t forget to spin the thread!

33. Xiaoliu: Yiguo...a new star in the six-door Xiximen...

X: It is the six-door family

34. The shopkeeper’s Roaring at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!

Lao Xing turned around and gave her a sharp look,

The shopkeeper immediately burst into laughter: What a good name~

< p>35. In the episode where Zhantang pretended to be a robber to build up Lao Xing’s confidence, Zhantang was grabbing a broken bowl of millet when Lao Xing saw him

Xing: Why did you grab his bowl?

< p>Bai: What else does he have besides this bowl?

Xing: Then why did you rob him?

Bai: It’s so late and there’s no one on the street except him.< /p>

Xing: Then am I not considered a human being?

36. Xiaobei: Guo Furong is proud of the water lotus. . . .

Xiaobei said again: lay in peace

37. "How did Master Mo die?" "I heard that he took money from the gang to build a house..." "Is it corrupt?!"

38. I won’t tell you even if I beat you to death!

39 Lao Xing’s self-hypnosis:

This is not clear soup noodles... This is not clear soup noodles... This is not clear soup noodles...

This is eel silk Noodles...this is eel noodles...this is eel noodles...

This is not a pickle, this is not a pickle, this is not a pickle...

This is a slippery dish Fat intestine, this is fat intestine, this is fat intestine...

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40.. - Bai: OK, Xiao Guo, you can even learn to embroider penguins! ——Tong: That’s a mandarin duck!!

41. Oh my God~ Are these all divine dishes? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar sausage, fermented radish skin, braised fat seaweed, deep-fried cucumbers, steamed Yellow croaker, charcoal roasted sow's trotters? (

Name of Li Dazui’s new dish)

42. What a charming and charming chicken leg~ (Exhibition hall)

43. Hot Face attached to cold buttocks! (Furong)

44 Lu: It’s okay, I just have a little more content than you.

Guo: Why don’t you say you have more internal organs than me.

45.. (1) First line: Resist domestic violence

Second line: Call for social love

Hengpi: Don’t talk to strangers

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(Shopkeeper Qian is so miserable~) (2) Ten sheep, one squatting in the sheep pen and the other squatting in the pig pen - cadence

46.

Old Xing: Then you can be busy, we can come on, COME ON~~~~

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47. Confucius said: Knowledge is power. Which one? Which dynasty did Bacon Zi come from? Britain, that means Britain's bacon said you are the most powerful person in our Tongfu Inn? In a sense, it is like this

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1. I am born to be useful, and it is difficult to buy a lot of money to make me happy

A lot of money can’t buy it When you are gone and come back again, you can use it however you want (Xiucai)

2. Boss lady: Why are you so stupid! When can you not sleep well and have to sleep at night?

3. Lao Bai: Do Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu know?

Big Mouth: I don’t know Yang Guo, I know the little deaf girl, the one on West Street, speechless, Aba Aba

4. Lao Bai: Do it well Fire prevention, theft prevention and anti-corrosion work

The shopkeeper: Anti-corrosion?

Lao Bai: To prevent food from rotting

5. Dazui: Pinggu is a little red? I'm his fan!

Lao Bai: You still have yuba, go away!

6. Lao Bai: Operation Lipstick - Orally capture a little red!

< p>7. Pinggu Yidianhong: (like a germaphobe) You see there is mud between your nails, it’s so disgusting

Fu Rong: (with a sad face) It’s the shopkeeper who makes me do rough work every day

Pinggu Yidianhong: (To the shopkeeper, looking sad and angry) Finish the work. . . I have to let people wash their hands

8. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!

Xiucai: Bajie, be careful!

9. What’s going on, give birth to a baby Everyone should get a wife. . .

——Tong Xiangyu

10. Very affectionate:

Why is the sky blue, because of me!

Why is the grass green, because of me!< /p>

Why does the butt stink? It’s because of Lao Bai! (hilarious) - Xiucai

11. Bai (affectionate towards Tong): "You look at the clouds and me, look at it. When there are clouds, they are far away, but when you look at me, you are very close to me."

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Tong (touched): "The exhibition hall... ."

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Bai (immediately changing his expression): "Sit down, I don't have anything to do with you, look at you!"

12. I am Guo Furong

I love martial arts

I come from Jianghu

I am different (adapted version of "I am not Huang Rong" sung by Xiao Guo )

13. Dazuixue: Scholar, what do you like about me? You woman, just stay here and don't pry around?

Xiucai: Then she won’t beat me to death?

Big Mouth: Then why do you like me? If I like you, it’s just to give you face. To put it bluntly, I can like whoever I want. If I try harder, I’ll slap you!

14. You are a horse and don’t know how good your face is!

You are a cow and don’t know how thick your skin is!

15. ——When you wake up from a quarrel, you make up as before

——Isn’t that just a pig’s brain?

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——The world is old

——Aren’t we two old fairies

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——A boy and a girl

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——It’s best to have twins, it’s easier to give birth

16. My dear, please take me away! (Xiucai)

17. Bai Zhantang (alone in the courtyard after listening to Tong Tong’s talk about his relationship with disciplining women and training horses): Oh my mother-in-law, how did she survive until today? ? Could it be that she knows how to wear iron shirts? (Hands make strokes)

18. Xiaobei's explanation of "cowardly wife": men are called cowards, and women are of course called cowardly wives.

19. Furong: I am warning you for the last time, please use human language to talk to me!

20. Shopkeeper: Continue to applaud enthusiastically and almost crazily!

21. Chi Zhiqiang

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Big Mouth: Hey, how can we do this job now that we are confused again?

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Big Mouth: Use Tangmen non-stick pan to cook. It's good for you and me.

23. Advertisement:

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Shopkeeper: Touched...

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Fu Rong: Oh, yes~~

Wushuang: What’s wrong and flashes again? Waist?

Fu Rong: If you don’t accept it, you will never be able to do it

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Fu Rong: But I have withdrawn from the world

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Baituoshan Bone-Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional product of Huashan Lunjian, is sold in all major drug stores and medical centers in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."< /p>

25. How do you feel about Lao Bai, a player who has lost two games in a row?

Fu Rong: One word feels good

Lao Bai: Then I Just a word to you, if you break a tooth, don’t swallow it in your stomach

Fu Rong: What are you feeding?

Lao Bai: It’s easy to get internal injuries

Fu Rong: The host is a thief. He is the legendary thief

Lao Bai: This contestant is really good at telling jokes... The director cut this paragraph out

26. Just average, Miss Hong Kong ranks third. Very ugly, Miss Asia ranks ninth.

27. Xiangyu: At this point, there is only one last option left...

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Xiang Yu: Thirty-six Strategies

Xiao Liu: What's the Thirty-Six Strategies?

Xiao Guo. (Start singing): Thirty-Six Strategies for Love~~(Everyone dances at this time) It’s best to take the best strategy~~I want to control the remote control myself~~~

Lao Bai: (Continues to sing) No I thought~~~ (Suddenly stopped and said to Guo and others) Stop it! (Turns to Xiang Yu) Then where are you going?

Xiang Yu: Let’s leave here first, anyway. We can’t go back to Shaanxi, we can go south to Dali...

Xiao Guo: Oh, Dali is great, the scenery is super~~~

Xiang Yu: Here we go! Take a breath in Dali, let’s go to Myanmar again...

Dazui: Myanmar is great, those bananas are delicious~!

Xiangyu: If we get to Myanmar, we can still pursue it. As for the soldiers, let’s go to Thailand again...

Xiao Guo: Oh~~The temples in Thailand are so stunning~~~! Haha

Xiang Yu: If Thailand is still If we can’t stay any longer, we’ll take the water route and go to Japan...

Everyone (with a firm attitude, turning their heads in disgust): No!

Xiangyu: Then Goryeo... …

Everyone (turning around and agreeing): That’s okay.

Xiang Yu: Go all the way north to Siberia and take a sled, directly to the Arctic Circle, and then go all the way south from Alaska. Crossing the equator, trekking to the frozen soil of the Antarctic Circle, and then...

Everyone: Still going?

Xiang Yu: The last step, after reaching the Antarctic Circle. , bring enough dry food and water, transfer to the rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars, and start a new life~~~~~~

(Melodious music starts~~~ everyone looks forward to it)

Xiucai: What if there are still pursuers on Mars? (Music stops)

Everyone: Yes (starts to beat Xiucai...)

(Xiucai) Struggling to get up) Xiangyu: Then we have to leave the solar system...

Everyone: Yes (sad music starts)

Xiangyu: In the vast universe and the vast starry sky, am I not there? A place of residence, exhibition hall?

Lao Bai (hugging Xiangyu): Everything is up to you. We will go wherever you say, without missing a step.

All the girls: (starting to sing) You are the wind~~I am the sand~~~

All the boys: (then to sing) It’s miserable~~Wandering to the end of the world~~~

Everyone together: You are Feng'er~~I am Sha~~~

28. (Backyard)

Old Bai: (slightly angry) You said What? !

Xiu Cai: (helpless) I can’t help it, Fu Mei is very careful...

Lao Bai: You, you, you, just find a softer tofu. He deserves to die! (Pushing the scholar onto the millstone)

Xiucai: This is not tofu... Besides, I didn’t drive her away, Fu Mei...

Big Mouth: Too much This is outrageous, I have never seen her act like this!

Xiucai: Say this to her face!

Big Mouth: Why should I say that? She's not my girlfriend! This was not changed to Huilan. If it were to be replaced by Huilan, I would have scratched my ears... (sudden pause)

Old Bai: Go on!

Xiucai: What’s wrong with Big Ears?

Big Mouth: I smeared my own face...(blushing, laughing) Then I knelt down and begged for mercy, asked her to forgive...

Old Bai: Forgive me for what?

Big Mouth: It attracts bees and butterflies at dawn and dusk~!

Xiucai: (dissatisfied) Humph~~I am just wandering around? ! Knowing this, I might as well have chosen Wushuang...

Lao Bai: (turning to the door with a wicked smile) Hey, when did you get here, Xiao Guo?

Xiucai: (Raising his hands and covering his head, he knelt down and huddled in a ball) Oops, ouch~~~ I was wrong, I was wrong! ! You adults don't remember the faults of villains, the prime minister's belly can punt a boat, the moon is setting, black hoofs are all over the sky, and the husband and wife both return the home~~~~~~~~!

Old Bai: (Angrily) Look at what a bear you are! You're so frightened before they come, why don't you die to apologize when they come? !

Xiucai: (Looks up and looks at the door) Are you really not here? (Stands up, pats his chest and says) It scares me to death... (Turns to Lao Bai) Just be bad, you will be punished sooner or later! !

Old Bai: (angry) You are the one who got retribution! ! The couple, who were originally a good couple, were flirting with each other, with red lips and white teeth, but you turned them into a mess! !

Xiucai: (turns to leave) Then I will get Wushuang back!

(Xiao Guo has just entered and sees the scholar about to leave) Xiao Guo: Where are you going, scholar?

Big Mouth: Go find Wushuang!

Xiucai: I am here for unparalleled happiness!

Xiao Guo: (angry) What did you say? What did you say? ! Say it to me again! !

29. Everyone gathered together to discuss how to deal with the cat)

Xiao Guo: (impatient) Just tell me whether you agree to kill the cat?

Xiucai: My opinion is to be polite before fighting...

Xiao Guo: (sounding tone) If this cat was rescued by others, would you still have this attitude?

Xiucai: What do you mean?

Xiao Guo: (gearing) You know what I mean!

Xiucai: Calm down, calm down... Wushuang and I... She has been gone for three months...

Xiao Guo: That's why you are reluctant to kill that cat. , meeting that cat was like meeting Wushuang himself~~!

Xiucai: You even helped me catch mice. When I see a short-legged mouse, it’s like I saw you?

Xiao Guo: (shooting the table) She is a cat and I am a mouse, right? !

Lao Bai: That’s the one with short legs... (Seeing Xiao Guo’s angry glare, he hurriedly said) I didn’t say that, the scholar said it!

(The scholar was speechless and turned to Lao Bai angrily)

Xiao Guo: Go feed your cat! (Washes away and walks to the backyard)

Xiucai: (to Lao Bai) I hate it! (Busily chasing Xiao Guo) Fumei~ Listen to me, I didn’t mean it~ That’s not what I meant... (Follow Xiao Guo into the backyard, the two of them stood behind the door curtain)

Old Bai: (whispering) ) Big mouth, listen~~~

(There were slapping sounds, thumping sounds, and the scholar’s ??shouts of "ah, ah" from behind the door curtain)

( When a scholar comes out, his eyes turn into pandas)

Lao Bai: (laughing wildly) Oops! How did this happen?

Big Mouth: (laughing wildly, echoing) How was it done?

Xiucai: (clearly coughs twice) It’s okay, I accidentally hit the door

Lao Bai: (like an epiphany) Oh~~~~I can hit two eyes at the same time, And the collision is so even and round,

He is worthy of being a hero in Guanzhong... (Another burst of laughter)

30. (The morning after the fake Xiaoliu incident, the real Xiaoliu came to the door. Because he was still not overly drunk from the night before, he was swaying when he walked. Wobbly and confused)

(Everyone saw Xiao Liu entering the door) Everyone: Huh? Xiao Liu? !

Xiangyu: Xiaoliu, come on, this way, are you okay?

Xiao Liu: (waves to everyone enthusiastically) Hi~~~~I’m fine, how are you~~~~?

Everyone: (surprised, hesitant) Okay...

Xiao Liu: (acting like a baby) Be louder~~~!

Everyone: (raises volume) OK! !

Xiao Liu: (Make a "V" shape with both hands, jumping for joy) Yeah~~~~~~~! ! I love you very much~~~ (blowing a kiss)

(everyone whistled, applauded, and cheered)

Xiao Liu: (holding the handle of the knife with both hands, acting as MIC, excited) Next, I will present a song for everyone~~~~~~~~

(Everyone whistled, applauded, and cheered again)

Xiao Liu: (comes back to his senses) , covering his head with his hands) No, no, I’m confused... Where did I just say?

Everyone: Give me a song~~~~~~~~~

Xiao Liu: No no~~I repeat, I just opened it with the brothers from Shicunbadian After a meeting, we unanimously decided... (Looking at everyone, confused) Is it you?

Everyone: It’s us!

Xiao Liu: (hurriedly, patting his head with his hands) Is that you!

Everyone: (anxious, slamming the table with his hands) It’s us! ! !

Xiao Liu: No, we need proof! !

Everyone: How to prove it

Xiao Liu: (a little confused) My brain is not working well. You guys prove it to each other, starting from the scholar!

Xiucai: I, I... (at a loss)

Xiao Guo: (stands with arms crossed) Here I go! Unparalleled beauty or me?

Xiucai: Of course you are beautiful, you are one hundred and eighty times more beautiful than her!

Xiao Guo: (Happily) It’s him, the proof is complete! You prove me.

Xiucai: Who is more handsome, me or your senior brother Zhuifeng?

Xiao Guo: (Confidently) Of course he is handsome, he is a thousand and eighteen times more handsome than you! (Seeing that the scholar was anxious, he hurriedly said) But you have more substance than him!

Xiucai: (satisfied) It’s her, the proof is complete!

Xiangyu: (Can’t wait) It’s my turn, Zhantang~~ Will you marry me?

Lao Bai: (definitely) No.

Everyone: It’s him!

Lao Bai: (to Xiangyu) Will you marry me?

Xiangyu: (angry, scolding) No! !

Everyone: (waving fists at each other) Fake! ! !

Xiang Yu: (frightened) I do, I do! (Everyone stops) Oh my God, if you don’t pay attention, you will be in disaster...

Xiao Bei: It’s my turn, it’s my turn, (grabs Big Mouth) Big Mouth, let me ask you , I didn’t ask for the deed of prostitution yesterday morning. What did you say about my sister-in-law?

Big Mouth: (stunned, turned to glance at Xiangyu, turned back to Xiaobei, hurriedly) Let’s, let’s change the question, (laughing dryly) Haha...

Xiangyu: That’s it, what did you say about me?

Big Mouth: (Guilty) Saying that you are evil-minded and have no virtue, and you deserve to be a widow at home...

(Xiang Yu gestures and puffs his mouth)

Beckham: (satisfied) It’s him!

Xiang Yu: (smiling sinisterly) Hum~~ That’s great, you will never want to take back your contract of sale in this life! (Slap Big Mouth)

Big Mouth: (Immediately change his smile) Ah~~~~~Mo Xiaobei, who did your homework for you last night?

Xiao Bei: (panicked) Uh... I did it myself!

Everyone: Fake! ! (They all got up and pressed Xiaobei on the table)

Xiaobei: (anxious) I~~I am still a child, who can disguise himself like me! !

(Everyone ignores it and prepares to take action)

Xiao Bei: (Succumbs) Okay, okay~~Qiu Xiaodong did it for me! I hate it~~! !

(Everyone let go of Xiaobei and sit down after each turn)

Lao Bai: All the proofs have been completed, please give the instructions to the head Yan! (Hilarious)

31. (In the backyard, after everyone learned that Mr. Bao’s official was bought, they discussed countermeasures)

Xiao Liu: (claps hands, rejoicing) Okay, very good! Very and extremely very good! ! Since he is a purchased official... (Confused) Then he is also an official!

Xiangyu: That’s not necessarily the case! As long as he is willing to admit it, we will have a check on each other, and this matter will be easy to handle...

Old Bai: (Disapproval) Is he stupid? Who can admit it when they know they are going to lose their head? !

Xiao Guo: If he doesn’t admit it, then beat him until he admits it!

Xiucai: Hey~~~It is illegal to abuse lynching!

Xiao Guo: (Disdainful of the scholar) Go!

Xiao Liu: (firmly) I can’t control that much anymore! Waaaah~~~~~~~~ (referring to Wushuang) Go and find me a whip! (Seeing that Wushuang was stunned and unresponsive, he coughed as a reminder) Uh-huh~~~

Wushuang: (comes to his senses) Hey, it’s a whip, not a belt!

Xiao Liu: (hurriedly) I want you to go! !

Wushuang: (Thinking it was a secret order, didn’t react, pointed at everyone) You asked me to go, not you!

Xiao Liu: (Angrily scolding Wushuang) Go! !

Wushuang: (comes to his senses) Oh oh... (runs to find the whip)

Big Mouth: (looks at Wushuang and says to Xiaoliu) OK, Xiaoliu, I’ll give it to you Go to the whole briquette stove! (Run to the kitchen)

Xiao Liu: The more prosperous the better! !

Xiucai: (After Dazui left, he stepped forward and addressed Xiaoliu) I’ll prepare a tiger bench for you! (Run to fix the tiger bench)

Xiao Liu: The higher, the better!

Fu Rong: (After the scholar left, he stepped forward and said to Xiao Liu) I’ll prepare a soldering iron for you! (Go away)

Xiao Liu: The hotter, the better! !

Lao Bai: I can only prepare something for you - chili water! (Picks up a handful of dried chili peppers and walks away)

Xiao Liu: The spicier the better! !

Xiangyu: (gentlely) I am too soft-hearted to tolerate torture. You can keep this hairpin for use! (Take the hairpin off the head and hand it to Xiaoliu)

Xiaoliu: (staring at the hairpin, puzzled) What’s the use of this?

Xiangyu: (experienced, Please explain patiently) It pricks the sole of the foot! Prick and scratch, no matter how painful and itchy he is, he still can't be scratched (satisfied)...use it slowly!

Xiao Liu: (Try scratching his hand with a hairpin, frightened, turning to face the camera) Is this called soft-hearted? ! (Turns to Xiangyu and returns the hairpin) You can use it slowly...

Xiangyu: (Take the hairpin and insert it into your head, face the camera with a sinister expression, and think to yourself) Let you

If you buy management and engage in corruption, you will have to suffer the consequences...

32. (Xiao Guo borrowed a dog, and the dog stood on the table, and everyone commented)

Xiucai: (carefully Observing the puppy) Ouch, tsk tsk tsk, oh my god...

Big Mouth: (laughing) This guy...

Lao Bai: (makes a solemn expression of admiration) This Guo Furong OK! Guo Furong...

Xiang Yu: (disdainfully) This, this, this is the dog you borrowed?

Xiao Guo: (seriously, looking at the puppy proudly) Yes, this is the most ferocious, evil and inhumane creature in the legend... (turning to Xiangyu with a ferocious look)

Xiangyu: (angry) Bah!

Xiao Guo: (turned away after being scolded) I can’t bear it... Shopkeeper Hao said that he is the most ferocious in the entire Feilong Valley. Humph, he will bite whoever he catches. If you don’t believe it, just look... (finger puppy) )

Lao Bai: (angry) Look, look, what am I looking at? ! Let's see...

Xiao Guo: (unconvinced) Look at these teeth! And this...(stopped for speech)...teeth! Take one bite and two ounces of meat will be gone!

Xiang Yu: (unbearable) Guo~Fu~~Rong! ! !

Xiao Guo: (Aggrieved) Can you just listen to what I have to say first? If you take us people as an example, if you are big, your martial arts must be high?

Big Mouth: (Looking at the puppy) That’s not good! (Turns around to see Xiao Guo gearing up, and immediately changes his mind) Ahem...of course there are exceptions...

(The scholar pointed at Big Mouth and gloated)

Xiao Guo: This dog, In their pet world, they are equivalent to being undefeated in the West... (looks in awe)

Xiucai: (asking cautiously) How can you tell?

Xiao Guo: If nothing else, just look at this look, can other native dogs have this kind of murderous aura? ! (Make a fierce look in your eyes)

(Xiang Yu and Lao Bai look closely at Xiao Guo’s eyes)

Xiang Yu: It seems to be quite cruel...

Lao Bai: (nods in agreement) Quite cruel...

Xiao Guo: Look at what I am doing, watch the dog! ! (Xiang Yu and Lao Bai hurriedly turn to look at the dog) Not only are they fierce, they are simply extremely cruel and vicious! (gesturing) Being bitten by it would be cruel and inhumane...

Old Bai: (impatient) Stop talking nonsense! (The picture turns to the puppy, looking innocent and harmless, and a little trembling) It's a mule or a horse, let's take it out for a walk!

Xiao Guo: Just walk, walk, let’s go! (Lead the puppy to the door, open the door to coax the puppy out, and then quickly close the door)

(The big dog barks and the puppy screams outside the house)

Everyone: (Dancing and singing) (Cantonese) Ask the world~~if this mountain is the highest~~~coax~~~! Ha~~~! There are other places higher than the sky~~~coax~~~! Ha~~~!

(The puppy screamed, and everyone squeezed to the crack in the door to see what was going on. They were so scared that they covered their eyes)

Old Bai: (sadly) Rest in peace, my little warrior... …(walks to the table and sits down)

Big Mouth: (sadly) I’ll use your bones to make soup tonight… (Looking back to see Xiang Yu looking angry, he quickly changed his words) I… I mean That is, to commemorate this tragic battle... (walks to the table and sits down)

Xiangyu: (sadly) You will always stay in our hearts, forever and ever... (with Xiucai, Xiao Guo went to sit down at the table together)

Xiucai: (solemnly) This means knowing that there are dogs in the mountains, but preferring to go to the mountains with dogs! This kind of courage to use a small knowledge to hit a stone with an egg is worth learning and learning again...

Xiao Guo: (sadly) Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get the money!

Xiang Yu: What do you need money for? !

Xiao Guo: If you bite a dog to death, you won’t be compensated? !

Xiang Yu: (hurriedly) I wasn’t the one who bit him to death! ……How much?

Xiao Guo: Two taels!

(Xiang Yu fell from the stool to the ground, Lao Bai pulled her up)

Lao Bai: Don’t run away, can you be a little successful...

Xiang Jade: (crying) I was wrong, I was really wrong. I should never have married from the beginning. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, how could I have fallen into this situation? Such a sad place...

1. Which actor in the cast is your favorite? 2. What can you tell us about the next drama for our viewers who love your drama? 3. What do you do in your free time when you are not filming TV series? 4. Do you watch CCTV-8 every day? Are you planning to watch the Spring Festival Gala or Wulin on New Year’s Eve?——————

—————————————————— 1 I like them all, if I had to choose one, it should be Tong Xiangyu, etc... 2 The next play will be more popular, and it will be a commoner Epic, screenwriter Yu Baimei is a very good screenwriter. 3 Eat, drink, have fun, have meetings, and complete unit tasks. 4 I watch it almost every day, switching back and forth between the Spring Festival Gala and Wulin.

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34. (The ginseng soup is delivered upstairs, everyone is waiting anxiously)

Xiucai: (anxious) Sister Fu, why are you not in a hurry?

Xiao Guo: (take a leisurely drink) Melon seeds) What’s the use of being anxious? They just won’t wake up! Having such a shopkeeper at the stall is really a great virtue accumulated in previous lives!

Xiao Bei: (shooting, angry) You are not allowed to slander my sister-in-law! !

Xiao Guo: (leisurely) I was wrong, fresh melon seeds just out of the oven, (hands out the melon seeds to Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei doesn’t want them, Bai Xiaoguo glances) Do you like to eat them...

Xiao Bei: (Glancing at Xiao Guo) Eat, eat, I will burn you to death sooner or later...

(Big Mouth rushes out of Xiang Yufang) Big Mouth: (Excited) Guys, the shopkeeper is open Eyes! ! (Big Mouth returns to the house, everyone is excited)

Wushuang: Xiaobei, open your eyes! (Embracing Xiao Bei, the scholar saw this and wanted to embrace Xiao Guo, but Xiao Guo shouted back and turned to shake hands with Nangong Canhua)

Xiucai: Wake up, wake up!

Nangong: Finally woke up!

Xiucai: Survived the catastrophe!

Nangong: You will be blessed later!

(Big Mouth rushes out of Xiang Yufang again) Big Mouth: (Excited) Guys, the shopkeeper has spoken! !

Wushuang: What did you say?

Big Mouth: Water!

Wushuang: What else are you talking about?

Big Mouth: I want water! ! (Turns around and goes back to the house)

Xiao Bei: (Crying) Sister-in-law, I will never play truant again, and I will never steal snacks again... (Wushuang, Xiucai comforts)

Xiao Bei Guo: It would be better for you to talk about this in two days.

Xiao Bei: (Strange) Why

Xiao Guo: This guy has to leave a way out for himself at all times, do you understand?

Xiao Bei: (angry) I don’t understand! But