Frog joke 12 1

September 2004 15

Anyone wearing shorts and vest is not allowed to enter the classroom.

Today, my deskmate A Dai, the rabbit in the front row and Xicheng continue to carry out social practice in Class 1, Grade 2.

We will be little teachers.

Yesterday, because we made a decision without authorization, we took those children to see the romantic movie Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately, the headmaster found out and taught us a lesson.

Although K is gentle, I won't be in a good mood when I see those noisy children again today.

Rabbit and I are at least girls, so it's easy to restrain ourselves.

A Dai, because the incident revealed yesterday is directly related to him, probably because he has a guilty conscience, and he has always been timid.

Cherish the city is different, his aggressive appearance makes people worry a little.

Originally, a small monitor should have stood at the door of the classroom to check the discipline before class, but I don't know why, but I insisted that a boy with a flat head, frowning and dark skin should perform the task of the monitor.

The result was a mess.

Because the rabbit told the little boy in advance, "people wearing shorts and vests are not allowed to enter the classroom."

As a result, before a few people were checked, someone started fighting with the little boy.

"Hey, why are you fighting?"

I was busy calling Hecheng to come and fight.

The serious little boy saw me and Xicheng running over, so he pushed the boy in front and ran up to complain, "Tell the little teacher that each of them refused to take off his clothes for me to check!" " "

Hearing this, I almost fainted while covering my mouth.

"Who told you to take off your clothes? Fool! "

Cherish the city swearing told him to go back to his seat.

The little black boy took a look at Cherish City unconvinced and sat back to his seat.

There is an old frog in outer space.

The classroom is noisy, and A Dai is telling them a morning story.

A Dai: "Once upon a time, there was a little frog ..."

Everyone: "Not nice! Too naive! "

A Dai: "What story do you want to hear?"

Some people: "I want to listen to science fiction!" " "

A Dai: "Well, there is a little frog in outer space ..."

Some people; "Not good! I want to hear historical stories! "

A Dai: "1 100 million years ago, there was an old frog in outer space ..."

The rabbit frowned and dragged me outside the classroom to escape the painful noise.

Cheng, standing at the door, is asking a late student, "Why are you late?"

The little guy raised his eyebrows and rightfully said:

"I was attacked by gangsters!"

"Really?"

The rabbit and I couldn't help screaming.

But look at that boy as cool as a cucumber, but he's nothing like him!

"Are you? Hum-"

Xicheng laughed coldly. "Then, please take out your exercise book and check it for me!"

"The gangster robbed me of all my exercise books!"

The little guy said casually.

Rabbit and I looked at each other, trying to hold back our laughter.

"What's your name?"

Cherish the city holding the arm, with a similar tone of underworld eldest brother asked the little guy.

"Xiao Qiang."

"Xiao Qiang? Really? " Cherish the city jokingly said.

"My name is Xiao Qiang!" That boy gave precious little city an old-fashioned look. "It's not the name of an actress in Taiwan Province Province. My name means: small and powerful! "

I couldn't help laughing when I looked at the funny appearance of the rabbit.

"This boy is unusual." The rabbit said to me.

Cherish the city heard this sentence, nose cold "hum".

Then he said to Xiao Qiang with an accent, "Do you want to study?" Huh? "

"So what?"

Xiao Qiang took a white look at the city.

The rabbit and I were both surprised and snickered.

"Oh, really? You are only in the second grade. What are you going to do? " Cherish the city asked him, thinking that he had caught the kid, and he proudly winked at me and the rabbit.

The child said unhurriedly, "At least you can teach the first grade."

I laughed with the rabbit.

Cheng pretended not to see us laughing at him. He crustily skin of head and continued to attack Xiao Qiang: "If you don't do your homework, you won't find a good job in the future."

"I don't want to work!" Xiao Qiang said angrily.

"Then you'd better not get married."

Cherish the city's mind is probably angry with Xiao Qiang, so it is estimated that his mother said it when she taught him a lesson at ordinary times.

"Just ... don't get married!"

Xiao Qiang's voice dropped, probably embarrassed.

Cherish the spirit of the city, thinking that you want to seize each other's lifeblood, so more and more excessive:

"Then you'd better not like beautiful girls!"

Xiao Qiang said sternly, "I have no time to chat with you-I should do my homework!" " "

Say that finish, he flicker into the noisy classroom.

Cherish the city standing there, rabbit and I bent over with laughter.

After Cheng entered the classroom, Rabbit and I stood at the door and laughed hard for a long time.

When we went in, we found Cherish City and A Dai were suppressing by force in the classroom. Perhaps it is because the classroom is too noisy that A Dai's story can't go on.

I saw the "story king" secretly watched by a kid in Xicheng.

"Wow-"

The child began to cry: "Give it back to me, this is the book that Xiao Qiang lent me!" " "

"Xiao Qiang lent it to you!" Xicheng glanced at Xiao Qiang and sneered: "I was going to pay you back, but now I have changed my mind!" "

"Hey, it's outrageous to cherish the city!"

The rabbit beat me and whispered.

"Yes, this guy is just like Lily!"

I am also saddened to say.

Lili is our English teacher. Every year, she is on the list of the most vicious teachers in the school 1.

You won't have a good result.

Finally, at the end of the day, we were all so tired that our backs ached. However, our two-day career as a little teacher ended.

Hey, I just know how tired it is to be a teacher!

However, when we left, facing the children who upset us, I was not calm about rabbits, cherishing the city and A Dai.

Especially when Xiao Qiang rushed up to give each of us a kiss, I saw tears of excitement and guilt in Xi Cheng's eyes.

"Teacher, our whole class specially ordered the radio songs at 8 o'clock tonight for you. Don't forget to listen then! "

Farewell, Xiao Qiang waved reluctantly said.

"ah! Be sure to listen! "

Cherish the city head like a chicken pecking at rice.

At 7: 55 pm, I got a call from Xicheng: "Mimi, don't forget to listen to the radio at night."

Yo, he didn't say, but I almost forgot!

Turn on the radio at eight o'clock sharp. After a burst of affectionate music, there came the voice of the famous DJ Xiaoxi:

"All the students in Class 12, Senior High School dedicated this song to their beloved little teachers, especially the two little teachers, Cherish City and A Dai ..."

I was relieved to hear that.

Xiaoxi went on to say:

"... now let's listen to this song, Li Huimin's" You will not have a good result "..."

[growth thread]

Ya Mao fell to the floor with a bang and shouted, "I fell!" "

She spread her limbs on the floor, looked at the ceiling and thought very excitedly; "Oh my God! How can there be a cat that can speak a foreign language? Could it be an alien ET? "