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Wonderful lines in Zhao Zhen's Qing Ping Le (2)

Episode 24 05: 57

When people talk about politics, they always look at the flowers in the fog and the moon in the fog, not really because they don't know, but because I can't analyze the palace events in the world one by one. -Zhao Zhen after eating his melon.

Episode 24: 34 minutes and 55 seconds

I never kill innocent people, never kill innocent people? This is my decision. The main force to meet Yuan Hao is to attack and defend, stop fighting, kill Fan Bingbing, be innocent and be loyal to the monarch; Han soldiers died, innocent and loyal to the son of heaven. Loyal and filial people are everywhere, holding grudges, doing evil for demons, not killing innocent people, not killing innocent people? Do you know that the most ferocious thief in the world can only kill dozens of people in his life, and I, unwilling to go down in history, have killed more people than dozens of thieves? -Zhao Zhen after the defeat.

Episode 26 16 minutes 17 seconds

However, there are many unpleasant, regrettable, sad and even hateful things in this world, and there is nothing the gods can do. -Zhao Wei? Zhang Han is advised not to hurt others by losing his daughter.

Episode 27 09 12 seconds

Couples are more likely to have bad feelings than brothers and friends. I don't think the engagement is as simple and neat as financial help, and everyone is happy. -Zhao Zhen refused to qidan and pro.

Episode 27 19: 02

Mencius said that the world yearns for an emperor who doesn't like killing or fighting. If he is a kind king, people all over the world will naturally submit to him, but this is only the master's dream. Liao, on the other hand, has changed from being tough and bellicose for decades to gradually learning Chinese customs, learning to farm and enjoying ease, which makes me feel that if one day, the rare wine and silk in the Central Plains of China can make the tough barbarians dismount unconsciously and never want to bump again, that will be the time of eternal peace.

Episode 27: 37 minutes and 43 seconds

I heard that Qing was called a bearded handsome man because of this beard, but I was suddenly curious. I'm afraid it takes a lot of effort for Qing to take care of this beard every day. Should the beard be put in the quilt or left outside when that young man sleeps every day? -Zhao Zhen distracted in the discussion, interrupting is not a courtesy to Cai Xiang.

Episode 28 23 minutes 10 second

Huaiji: the minister is worried about the country and loyal to the monarch. It can be said that the imperial court devoted its life, but they thought others were too evil or stupid.

Zhao Zhen: "Building a Hospital" 100 essays, only two or three essays are concerned about the country and the people, to the point, criticizing the shortcomings of the times, making suggestions and prescribing good medicine for feasible reform methods. However, when you really do what you say, there will be countless unexpected problems.

The rest, about 30 books, are all errands, which are not worth reading at all;

Thirty are empty words that seem loyal to honesty and frankness;

Twenty is really concerned about the country and the people, but the mind and vision are limited, only to see a leaf, but not the biased words of the forest;

Although the evil of being impeached in books 16 and 17 is real, the solution is why we don't just talk on paper or use it for other purposes.

It is said that there are too many useless women in the harem, but who is more reasonable? Are they saying that harem women have caused the weather to change, or are the women who comb their hair saying that the foreign minister has a romantic habit of keeping singers?

But I respect the admonishers and comb my hair, not because what they say is right or wrong, but because there are traces in the stars and everything has rules, and all the officials, regardless of the harem, do their own things and have their own shortcomings. The exhorter does what he should do. As for what is right and what is wrong, whether the exhorter can use it or not is the measurement and judgment of the two governments, three departments and me, and the person who combs his hair has done something he shouldn't have done.

Waikiki: Butler, are you asking them to restrain you?

Zhao Zhen: No matter how smart and kind a person is, he has feelings and desires. Without any constraints, he will eventually be infatuated with feelings and lust, and even relax his rules and etiquette because of benevolence. Ordinary people destroy a person like this, and the monarch is a national disaster.

Waikiki: But if what they say is wrong, then 90% is useless. Why is there such a constraint?

Zhao Zhen: Talking about officials means that you can get wind of it and play anything.

Huaiji, do you think that officials who talk about river management can be more proficient than officials who have been in river management for 30 years?

On the disadvantages of taxation, can it be understood comprehensively and thoroughly than the three departments?

When it comes to governing the country, can I know how to be a monarch better than a bureaucrat who was trained by Empress Dowager Cixi at the age of two or three, listened to three debates in the two dynasties at the age of eight, and watched from a height for 30 years?

No, they won't. Most of the time they can't.

The significance of their existence is to let all people who do things keep a sword hanging from their heads and countless eyes open around them, so they are always vigilant and dare not neglect their duties. In order to impeach two or three of the 100 articles, we must be conscientious, dare not indulge, restrain all feelings and desires, and be upright.

I also need the people of the world to see that the two governments, three departments and even me are always under the eyes of the people of the world to reassure them.

Episode 28: 28 minutes and 57 seconds

The former minister made a name for his country, but I want to give him a compassionate and intelligent partner, a loving partner, who will help him become a good monarch all his life. -Zhao Zhen wants to entrust Huaiji with the most fun.

Episode 29 14 minutes and 36 seconds

The mistakes of the past have stopped today, and we should not carry them into the future. -Zhao Zhen warned Jia Yulan.

The 30th episode? 07 minutes and 37 seconds

The best people don't have to stay around. In the palace, the smartest people are not necessarily the best.

Episode 365438 +0 04 minutes and 40 seconds

Sometimes I don't know what I am like in your heart. You need to speculate carefully and always be vigilant. If I really do something bad, I will stand on the right side, protest, protest and even protest.

Episode 365438 +0 05 minutes and 09 seconds

It's not a sin to think about anything in your heart. It doesn't matter that he is kind and evil at heart, likes resentment, is loyal to me and hates my guts. You are all the same, as long as you don't break the rules and make mistakes, you should stay where you belong.

Episode 365438 +0 15min12s

Lv Yijian: What is the key to the success or failure of reorganization?

Zhao Zhen: Let the people serve.

Episode 365438 +0 2 1 min 23 sec

The politics of past dynasties have long had drawbacks, and it is inevitable that it will be a disaster if it is not saved (cited by Fan Zhongyan). Grandfather's method is excellent, but the mistake is that it has lasted for a long time, the disciplinary system has been relaxed year by year, and the reward has become increasingly excessive. Today, it is redundant. It's easy to say, if you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will get through, and the general rules will last for a long time. Therefore, flexibility is necessary to revitalize this discipline. -Zhao Wei? Carry out the new deal

Episode 32 3 1 min 24 sec

The ancestral system, which was originally without fault, was a discipline system, and it was invaded by the moon. Now I would like to lead the two governments to discuss ways to revitalize the discipline.

Episode 33? 06 minutes and 02 seconds

Since I knew that I had her, I wanted to be a girl, because I didn't want my favorite child to do anything involuntarily for the responsibility of the family and the country. I can't help myself everywhere, and I have no real happiness in this square city all my life.

Episode 3417min 1 1 sec

Zhao Zhen: Dad is scolded all day. How can he not be wronged and angry? But when he was angry, his father said to himself: It is wrong for them to give advice. They will always be loyal, so they are wronged. Because they can't stay with their father all the time and don't know the truth, they are not so angry.

Huirou: What if Dad was still angry those times?

Zhao Zhen: Then I'll take a deep breath and spit out their words from my mouth for a while. Then I'll say different things to myself according to the priest who scolded me.

Huirou: What, what's the difference?

Zhao Zhen: For example, if Fan Zhongyan talks to me now, I will say to myself: Well, he didn't have a father when he was a child, so he had to stay in the temple when he was studying. It's cold in winter and mosquitoes in summer. He only has a handful of millet a day, and he has to eat it twice. He has to go to bed early at night, or he can't sleep if he is hungry, and he can't sleep all night. I think I ate more mutton and plums than he did for more than 20 years. Listen to him, listen to him.

If it is Yu Jing on the other side, this person will never stop talking. I have said it several times: what Qing said is very reasonable. Let me go back and think about it another day, but he still keeps talking. Besides, this guy is slovenly and doesn't like taking a bath. Sometimes he is close to Chongzheng Hall, and the smell of his body makes me smoke.

Huirou: Ah, well, you can't even take a deep breath. What should Dad do?

Zhao Zhen: I just thought ... It's a secret. Dad only told Huirou.

Huirou: Never tell anyone.

Zhao Zhen: Dad thinks this man stinks, and his daughter will definitely not let him hug him. When she sees him, she will run away, preferring to read and write by herself rather than play with him. And he is so fierce, it can be said that he is always the most reasonable. His wife and friends are afraid to persuade him to take more baths, so that he doesn't know that he has such a big smell. So dad said to himself: It is better to be wronged and misunderstood by people who can't punish dad than to laugh quietly or curse secretly when no one dares to speak ill. Thinking like this, looking at Yu Jing in front of me is not so disgusting, but rather pitiful and lovely, and naturally I am not angry.

The 30th episode? 2 1 min 5 1 sec

Su Shunqin's literary talent is unparalleled; he is knowledgeable. However, the most precious thing is that he has a pure heart, and his words are filled between the lines, and his poems are based on feelings. A good poem and article should have lofty aspirations, a compassionate mind, and a tender heart that is flourishing from the inside out. This is really a good article. -How were Zhao Zhen's excellent works tempered?

Episode 34: 22 minutes and 46 seconds

Therefore, facing Su Shunqin, my father said to himself when he was very angry: Such a handsome romantic genius must bow to me according to the rules and do what I decided to let him do. The rewards and punishments are in my hands. Since I was born, I have been so honored and loyal to my country, lest I hold power and extravagance, I would rather go too far. Then, I was wrong and I was wronged.

Episode 35? 07 minutes and 45 seconds

How can dad let other little girls break my badge? They have, and Huirou will have. -Zhao Zhen coax emblem is soft.

Episode 35? 30 minutes and 30 seconds

Fan Zhongyan: I really want to get rid of myself this time. I only have trouble. Why should I get in the way?

Zhao Zhen: What a troublemaker, but from me to Mr. Yan, and even most officials, we have caused a lot of trouble? No wonder you don't like getting into trouble so much, and you don't know how to leave it behind.

Episode 35? 34 minutes and 43 seconds

The descendants of local officials and ministers are now scolding Fan Zhongyan in the imperial clan, but only half a year later, he has become a true gentleman with clean personality and a sincere ambition, a cruel and ruthless official who is mean for his reputation, and even his honesty, which is highly respected in everyday life, has become hypocritical.

Episode 35? 36 minutes and 23 seconds

Discipline and laws must be enforced by someone, and some people will have selfish desires.

Episode 36 13 minutes and 20 seconds

After I learned about Sheng Yuan's life experience, I was somewhat envious of him. This child of Liang can avenge his mother and convict the wicked. How happy you are, what if there are violations in the middle? His heart must be a hundred times more comfortable than mine.

Episode 36 14: 23

For so many years, I am afraid of cherishing this and that, not daring to be willful, not daring to like and hate it, but I still want an earthquake, or a snowstorm, or thousands of refugees will freeze to death! Providence, what is providence?

Episode 36: 26 19 seconds

Yao is the monarch above ten thousand people, but this ten thousand people is not the enjoyment above ten thousand people, but the hegemony above ten thousand people, but bears a heavier responsibility than everyone else.

Episode 36: 27 minutes and 02 seconds

Although it can never be compared with Yao, every emperor must learn to be a real saint.

Episode 36: 32: 02

Huirou, dad tells you a secret. JUNG WOO, although dad didn't do his best, he has a clear conscience. Dad only has a special conscience for one person, and that is your grandmother. Every natural disaster offended him, but dad was actually confessing to her. If dad asks her, he will punish dad alone. I don't blame you. Never.

Episode 36 4 1 min 09 sec

It can be seen that everyone has a public interest in the country, but no one can have no selfish desires or affairs. Whether it's official or private, people can't escape the word "separatist regime" in the end, and the harm of cronies has begun.

Episode 37 2 1 min 47 sec

Legend has it that at that time, he was a demon who harmed the world, and there was disaster in the sky. The only way for the King of Qi to deal with it is to use talents, so Yao used talents, Hou Yi, to shoot the sun to exorcise demons, and to prevent disasters and protect the people. Hou Yi is brave and unparalleled, but his conduct is flawed. But his conduct is as impeccable as Yao Di's, and he can still activate Hou Yi. I am just a mediocre person, how can I ask my officials? -Zhao Wei? Forgive Di Qing, Liu Hu and Teng Zongliang.

Episode 38 09: 26

It is not difficult to find out the truth. What is this for?

Episode 38 09: 38

Showing loyalty, but actually looking for it; On the surface, they are obedient, but in fact they are cheating. Are they afraid that I will be punished? They are protected by their ancestors' family laws and rely on their country. They are full of my scruples. They are not afraid of me. They forced me to do all this!

Episode 38 1 1 min 38 sec

Huaiji: I have no knowledge. I only know that the sages of past dynasties and the emperor Taizong of the country who studied have a lot of scruples and can't annoy ministers.

Zhao Zhen: Splash water, I will coax;

Cheating, I pretend not to know;

I must protect the people who work for me, whether they are obedient or not.

Huaiji, you are wrong. It's not just saints who have scruples. All emperors who don't want to die have scruples in their hearts.

Episode 38: 39 minutes and 59 seconds

Things have priorities, but the country's huge building has a foundation tower, and eating while eating is the basis of national security. If the whole country can't be safe, what about the New Deal? -Zhao Zhen transferred Fan Zhongyan to Shaanxi.

Episode 39 03 17 seconds

How many proud civil servants in ancient and modern times were eventually destroyed by the word "fishing for fame and profit"-criticizing Wang Chen Gong

Episode 39 05: 06

In my mind, emphasizing agriculture and restraining business is to recuperate, while setting up public schools and helping private schools are the essence of enlightening the people, continuing the context and nourishing the blood of China for thousands of years.

Episode 39 10: 05

That is the softest and most popular symbol. They are my blood and life! -Zhao Zhen learned that his child was seriously ill,

Episode 39 10 minutes 13 seconds

I don't want to hear you say that I am the king of the world! I am the housekeeper and the most popular father. I'm going to see my children. Get out of the way

Episode 39 30 minutes 16 seconds

It should be noted that no matter the victims in Hebei or the people in Hedong, everyone has parents and children, and everyone is also a relative of others. If infected with epidemic diseases, some people will be very upset and anxious, and can't sleep all night. This is the same as in Tokyo, Imperial Capital and Forbidden City.

Episode 39: 30 minutes and 53 seconds

Shennong used to taste a hundred herbs for the people. Why am I not a saint? Why am I not a saint?

Episode 40 12 minutes 10 seconds

Mao ze? He is very clever, and he is better than others in everything he does, but a smart person like him can only be in the palace since he was a child, and his glory is also depressing, especially the person he likes can't be protected. -Zhao Zhen comments on Mao Zedong.

Episode 40 13 minutes 15 seconds

She is not afraid of me at all, nor of losing her position as queen. She is afraid that the queen is not perfect, but no one knows better than me that she will not be imperfect, and Han is the one who will do something wrong at any time.

Episode 40: 23 minutes and 04 seconds

As a wife, the big queen is not filial to her father, and as a mother, she is not kind enough to me, but she is worthy of my Song Dynasty and the people all over the world. -Zhao Zhen comments on Liu moth.

To be continued, so stay tuned.

Text: Tian (string is bosom friend) finishing

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