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Written for one person to read. Quibble is the most perfect excuse.
1. If you love someone deeply, you must learn to stop yourself, don't treat him as everything, don't tell him everything, don't share all the secrets with him. The more you invest, the more you will slowly forget yourself. People without self have no place in love. The only ending is that the tighter you hold on to love, the further it escapes, and in the end it can only be crushed. Your wishes let the promises you made drift away with the wind.
2. The happiest things in life: healthy parents, two or three close friends, and a lover who can’t be stolen. Everything else is just an illusion, so don’t care too much about it.
3. Many times, I want to love you, but find that I cannot love you; many times, I want to forget you, but find that you occupy too important a position in my heart; many times, Sometimes, I want to tell you that I am really tired of loving you, but you don't care. Many times, I want to give up loving you. It's not that I don't love you anymore, but that I love you too much, so I am willing. let you go.
4. Pretending to forgive... is actually an excuse for not wanting to leave you... Because I can't live without you, I pretend to forgive...
5. I can't help myself. It's just an excuse, right? You don't have to make yourself look too good.
Sixth, sophistry is the perfect excuse. Being invisible online is the most gorgeous way to avoid it.
7. What kind of words should be used to describe the scenery of life, what kind of eyes should be used to examine it, and what kind of soul should be used to accommodate it? Life is not always as beautiful as imagined: there are many helpless sorrows and pains in life. The road is the same, it just depends on how you walk it. The path of life is also like this. This time you cried bitterly, but next time you look back on your life, you will definitely smile!
8. You gave me a reason to fall in love with you, but you also gave me an excuse to leave me.
9. When others keep scolding you, praise them instead. It will surprise the people around you and make them at a loss. When others continue to praise you, you will say a few words of disparagement to yourself, which will make others admire you and reduce your own pressure. When everyone is targeting one person, saying a few fair words will make everyone secretly admire you and make you a rare friend. ---Liu Yong
10. You took your reasons so naturally, I can only smile and applaud you for your good excuses
12. We always want to fly over something, But only the soul cannot fly. You must have the courage and strength to move granite. ---Chai Jing "Only the Soul Can't Fly"
13. Don't just be a fruit that is peeled, tasted and eaten by others, and the rest is abandoned in the trash; be a leafy fruit tree , an endless supply, always fresh and energetic, constantly exciting and full of expectations.
14. A good book can be read in one day, but it takes a lifetime to reflect on it; a couple can get married in one day, but it takes a lifetime to get along; a kind heart can be initiated in one day, but it takes a lifetime to practice. . No matter what you do, the short term is not enough, you need the long term.
15. [I'm sorry is just a reason for betrayal, it's okay, it's just an excuse for disappointment]
16. Sometimes, we are farsighted and blur the happiness closest to us.
17. Say to yourself: No matter how many obstacles I encounter on the road of life, I will try my best to finish this journey.
18. There is no love or no love, no suitableness or inappropriateness, it is just an excuse to leave you.
19. Live your life quietly, if your heart is not It moves, but the wind does nothing. If you are not injured, the years will be fine.
20. It is best for your heart not to be an ostentatious branch, but a silent root system, hidden deep underground, not to be bewitched by anything in the world, and only pursue its own simplicity and richness.
21. Excuses always widen the distance, unknowingly and silently
22. It’s not impossible for girls to take the initiative, but don’t chase a boy either. Too long. Women may develop love slowly, but men's love lies in the explosive power of an instant. When he finally accepted a woman who had been chasing him for a long time, maybe it was just because he really hadn't met anyone better. Please respect everyone who pursues you wholeheartedly. Love also requires morality, and don't play any expedient measures.
---Su Qin
23. Getting married, divorced or single has nothing to do with being embarrassed or not. Some people get married several times in their lives, such as Mrs. Simpson, who married Prince Edward for the third time. , is it embarrassing? Some people get married once in their lives, such as the Queen of England. There’s no shame in that, right? There are also people who remain single all their lives, such as Coco Chanel. Is it shameful or not? Whether you are married or not, or how many times you have been married, has nothing to do with whether you are embarrassed or not! ---Chen Tong talks about watching the sunset alone
Although love is sweet, at that moment, until I fall in love with you, when all my teeth fall out, can I hold hands with you and watch the sunset? The most troublesome confession: baby. Even if there is such a person, the size is not known to be many times that of a lotus pod.
Talk about watching the sunset alone
1. My ideal is to walk hand in hand on the road with the person I like and watch the sunset. In my ears are love songs that were popular many years ago. The border of the equator is cloudless and the sky is very clear. I want to take you to review all the love songs that I listened to alone in those years.
2. Promises are the most unbelievable words. I made a promise one second and then reneged on it the next second. I promised to watch the sunset with me all the time. I promised to give you a year to change. In the end, it still happened. Watching the sunset alone, within a year you'll be spending the night with someone else.
3. It’s raining. Probably because I was always at home alone when I was a child, so I would feel lonely when I heard the sound of rain at night. Of course, when I am in a good mood, I will find the sound of rain to help me sleep. Nothing makes people feel more lonely than watching the sunset alone. It probably feels like another day has passed, but there is no way to pause time. When I was a child, I often lay alone and looked at the sky. I felt that the universe was so big and I was so small, as if personal emotions were not so important. But many times, emotions are still influenced by some previous scenes. Although I don’t remember many things, maybe I forgot them consciously, but I still react to certain scenes and smells like instinct, and my emotions fluctuate.
4. After all, I am still wandering alone on this long journey. As night falls, the car speeds on the highway, walking on the edge of a strange city, watching the sunset gradually, and feeling tired. I didn’t know where I was, and I didn’t know how long it would take, so I just fell asleep in this bumpy place, with white clouds flying in my dream.
5. He promised to go with me to a place we have never been to and watch the sunrise and sunset together. Now I realize that some scenery is ultimately worth seeing alone. After painting the owl and ending this trip, I completely let go.
6. I want to find someone in front of whom I can completely relax. From now on, I will no longer be tense, no longer run around and work hard. I just want to quietly watch the sunset with her and watch the spring and autumn come.
7. Is there such a dusk afternoon that I can watch the sunset with you, maybe holding hands, maybe sitting there quietly. There is always such a person that you want to see but cannot, and you want to love but dare not love.
8. Of course, people can watch the sunset alone, and face the prosperity and desolation in front of them alone, but there is only one less person to talk to.
9. Help, I don’t know how to fall in love. It would be great if I were at another age. I just worry about homework every day, or watch the sunset alone. I don’t know that my feelings are so helpless. It’s better to open the scars. Live it and then cut it open. I think I have experienced a lot and can be very cool, but it will always be the most painful for me.
10. The ideal life is: having yogurt, egg tarts, and pineapple buns for breakfast; sitting on a long wooden bench and looking through the underwear of girls all over the world; looking into the eyes of a child and imagining the life he will experience; In the evening, I watch the sunset alone on the top of a mountain; at midnight, when everyone is asleep, I wear pajamas, slippers, and a can of beer and wander through the streets.
11. No matter happiness or pain, it disappears in the distance: the memory of a true love is like a favorite song; it can only be chewed by one person, but you will not feel bored, a couple holding hands Start sitting by the flower bed and watch the sunset!
12. Recently, I have fallen into a world of my own. Apart from reading books, watching movies and doing some things I like, I don’t want to talk to others. After reading One Hundred Years of Solitude a few days ago in the middle of the night, the feeling became deeper and stronger. A story like the genius on the left and the madman on the right. In the dream of the patient, he always dreamed that everyone was dead on a huge dilapidated ship. He was alone watching the scenery, eating and watching the sunset. Every time he woke up from the dream, he would be surrounded by boundless loneliness. Shrouded and then crying, I am living like this in my world now
13. Maybe the harder you work, the luckier you will be. Maybe it’s time to get back this wasted time. I think one day, too Someone is watching the sunset with me.
14. Fairy tales are fairy tales after all, and not every beginning has a happy ending. There are more than 300 days in a year, and there will always be some days that linger in memories and refuse to leave. Many things cannot be shared, but happiness can. I hope to meet more and more interesting and authentic people in the future. You may be stubborn and have a bad temper, but what remains unchanged is that you will always have hope and beauty in life. The world is beautiful. I want to have someone with whom I can watch the sunset sink. Then, in the deep darkness, my heart will be at peace.
15. Walk hand in hand on the road with the person you like and watch the sunset. In my ears are love songs that were popular many years ago. The cloudless sky at the border of the equator is very clear. I want to teach you all the love songs that I listened to alone in those years.
16. One person is cooking, one person is watching TV, one person is sleeping on a double bed, one person is walking and shopping, and one person is sitting on a bench watching the sunset.
17. Yes, as for time, why can't we take it out and spend happy time together? Spend time with someone hiding in the ends of the earth and watching the sunset together.
18. I am in a bad mood. I am tired of the hustle and bustle of the city. I want to go out alone and go to a place where no one knows me. Exile myself and watch the sea and the sunset. I just stay quietly without thinking. Who is good and who is bad? Don’t remember, don’t miss, don’t think about anything….
19. In fact, it doesn’t matter whether I am really scared or not. I like myself the most now. There are obviously a lot of things around me, I haven’t accomplished anything, I am scared to death, but when I think about myself, I am still scared. When growing up, when I think of someone far away caring about and supporting me, a kind of indomitable courage will arise spontaneously. In that way, I can have the determination to face everything I fear. Look at the sunset, the clouds in the sky, and look at the distance alone on the road. .
20. Watch the sunset, watch the sunset come, a table and chairs, a coconut tree, a person, a radio station, wine and meat.
21. I am suitable to live alone. I can buy what I want to eat, watch the TV I like, wear the clothes I like. If I like to be in a daze, I can sit and watch the sunset and clouds. If I like to fantasize, I can lie down. Sitting there, thinking and thinking.
22. Just because you can’t let go of a person, life has never become easy: it means constantly experiencing failures; we let go of our personality; the so-called courage: if you are tired, you can stop and watch the sunset, it is you who is there at one point Becoming stronger a little bit, letting go of freedom and principles: but never losing enthusiasm.
Twenty-third, Qixi Festival, commonly known as Qixi. In ancient times, people had to rest seven times on this day. Take a break to watch the sunrise; take a break to have breakfast; take a break to have lunch; take a break to watch the sunset; take a break to watch the sunset; take a break for dinner; take a break for supper; and finally take a formal break; take a rest seven times, collectively called seven rests. Because resting alone is too boring, people invite friends to spend the seventh rest together on this day. Remember, the activity of watching the sunset in the evening is very popular among people, so it is called Chinese Valentine's Day. Later, it became known as a festival for lovers. Today, our ancestors saw that daily life was too hard and encouraged everyone to have a good rest with their friends. Today is Chinese Valentine's Day. I hope everyone has a good rest and tomorrow will be another lively day!
24. Today, I heard my colleague tell her love story. On the way back, I watched the sunset and stretched myself for a long time. Suddenly, I felt that it was really lonely to see the world alone.
25. I like to sit alone on the balcony and watch the sunset until night comes. All the happy, unhappy, nervous and fearful things will be solidified at this moment
26. There was once a person who said he would patiently wait for me to mature. He would drive more than ten kilometers to help me wash the dishes on special days. There was also a simple hug under the balcony. There was a lot of love and a lot of warm memories. When I leave, the first person I feel reluctant to leave is you. Think hard today, and then start living a human-like life. A person, blowing the wind, watching the sunset.
27. The most beautiful way to like a person is to move in his direction. Instead of stepping on his shadow, it is better to watch the sunset side by side with him.
28. Is there a person you want to see but can’t? Is there someone you want to love but don’t dare to? I know that there is such a person in your heart! You and her agree to watch the sunset together one evening in the future. Maybe holding hands, maybe just sitting together quietly like that. You make an agreement with her that no matter how time changes, let those deeply in love stay there quietly and never disturb you! You and her agree to leave each other a space in the deepest part of each other's hearts that no one will ever touch! There was only one person there! A person who stays in your heart forever!
29. I like to watch the sunset alone. I dream that I am on Neptune.
30. Walking in the park alone is a bit lonely; I missed the best place and time to watch the sunset because I was a bit road-crazy; I took a lot of photos but I lacked someone to take them for me.
31. Now I feel that it is good to have some injuries in my life. Although I have wounds that are difficult to heal, it also makes me reflect on myself, think about myself, and constantly examine myself. My mind is no longer so hazy. When I have nothing to do, I just go to the rooftop to watch the sunset and the rising sun. Suddenly you will not be restless, you will be very calm, and you will still have some friends who can listen to your chatter. , this way, it’s so good
32. You will be beautiful because of us. There will always be someone who knows your warmth and well-being: understands your joys and sorrows, and wants to hold hands with you side by side. Walking like a meteor while shopping, the whole past has been beautiful. I want to see the stars, the moon, the sunrise, the sunset, and countless beautiful views with you; I want to eat with you from the first to the last stall at the roadside stall in the middle of the night wearing slippers!
33. I used to want to buy a double hanging chair like this so that one person could sit together on weekends reading a book and watching the sunset. But life slowly changed. It's not that the person has changed, it's just that the heart has gradually become colder. Talk about appreciating the beautiful scenery alone. Talk about appreciating the beautiful scenery alone.
1. Appreciating the beautiful scenery alone makes you feel more sad and less happy!
2. Is there such a person who can enjoy the gorgeous scenery? Is there such a person who can exchange multiple text messages with her every day? Is there such a person who can be awkward when making phone calls? Speechless. But after all, I still can’t let go!
3. The moonlight is so beautiful. The so-called don’t worry about me is that I am enjoying the beautiful scenery alone
4. It would be too desolate to appreciate such beautiful scenery alone! The reality of lack of people, lack of love and lack of romance is like this. When you are low, many people are waiting to see the joke, and when you are high, many people come to gossip.
5. Pattern determines how far a person can go and how high he can climb. I hope that one day, no matter where you look at the scenery, you will be able to smile and be calm.
6. A simple lunch, watching a favorite movie alone, going to the riverside to listen to music and watch the scenery, and occasionally being quiet without pretending
7. Two people, A love, a story, a city, this city is so big, so many people, who remembers the beginning of the story, I was watching the scenery alone, traveling alone, picking up my mood alone, no longer afraid of getting hurt, becoming stronger and stronger, love I have loved you and loved you far away...
8. The day after the rain, the beautiful clouds, but it is a pity that there is no one to accompany me to enjoy such beautiful scenery
9. After two people have been together for a long time, they will feel more and more lonely because they have become accustomed to it.
10. Suddenly I want to travel alone, go outside and see the outside, leaving all the worries behind. Walk to one city, enjoy the local beauty, eat some local food, and then move on to the next city.
11. Why am I always alone... Maybe I haven’t found someone who is so compatible. Let’s go on the road together and enjoy the beautiful scenery along the way.
12. What I miss is you. , still keep your ring, eat well alone, enjoy the beautiful scenery, occasionally be pretty, enjoy the day and night, I know you will come, so I am waiting.
13. I like to sit quietly and enjoy the beautiful scenery of nature
14. A person’s journey forward, coming in the wind, going in the rain, climbing over the mountains, I have jumped across the river and admired the beautiful scenery and the mortal world.
15. After waking up every morning, I go to the balcony alone and sit on a small stool to enjoy the beautiful scenery.
16. The scene remains unchanged, the building is still standing there, the moonlight is still there, the same steps, and the stone pillars! But I was the only one to enjoy this beautiful scenery!
17. You can eat hot pot alone, watch movies alone, drink wine alone, appreciate the beautiful scenery alone, fight illness alone, give gifts by yourself, and walk around alone. Stop being cold or warm and know that you are self-sufficient from beginning to end.
18. I mustered up the courage to put on a big backpack for the first time and travel to Tibet alone. However, I fell in love with traveling alone. I slept less than five hours a day just to enjoy the beautiful scenery. I was so tired. Happy;
19. When you have been alone for a long time, you no longer feel lonely, because there is no expectation or waiting. There is no one behind you, so you don't think about looking back while walking, so even if there is no beautiful scenery in front of you, you won't fall and get bruised.
20. Just falling in love, a memory that a person thinks is unforgettable, is the trace left by the years and the essence of life; ; you to me. You can enjoy the gorgeous scenery. When you like someone, you are devoted to it, but it is a love that is empty of everything!
14. 21. A person’s journey comes in the wind and rain, climbs mountains, jumps over rivers, and appreciates the beauty of the world and the world of mortals. Some people will eventually get separated. As soon as they turn around, they will be nowhere to be found.
22. One person takes the bus and one person takes the subway. My legs are disabled and I don’t have the patience to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the West Lake anymore. I just take a walk! Come and enjoy it another day!
23. We always have to walk alone through those thorny roads to realize that not all beautiful scenery can be appreciated freely.
24. Yesterday, I rode a bicycle alone, passing by Long Lake, Music Bridge, and Banjiagang Town. Although it took more than two hours to ride back and forth, it was quite nice to enjoy the beautiful scenery while riding!
25. There is nothing that can’t be overcome by gritting one’s teeth and stamping one’s feet. Even if you become a lonely dog, you still have to live strong. Even if you are alone, you still have to go see the scenery and feel calmer!
26. Peace of mind. Even if a person walks very high and far, but is always worried that he will fall from the sky, is frightened, and has no time to appreciate the beautiful scenery and enjoy the joy, then he is undoubtedly a failure.
27. Loneliness is probably a person enjoying the beautiful scenery along the way
28. You will never understand the sense of loss when you are alone looking at the scenery because now there is a woman beside you who is more enchanting than me. Well.
29. Just like a lonely traveler, trekking through mountains and rivers alone, admiring the beautiful scenery of his own. He is happy alone and sad alone. When he is injured, he mends his own wounds.
30. In fact, you are also afraid, but you have no choice. You still have to go on the road alone, watch the scenery alone, work hard alone, and get through all the trivial matters alone.
31. I like to soak in the rain alone, go shopping alone, travel alone, and watch the scenery alone, because I have to get used to writing alone for one person to listen to.
1 . He puts his heart and soul into people and things, but in the end, he is only moved by himself.
2. People sometimes suddenly become fragile, suddenly unhappy, suddenly caught by a detail in their memories, suddenly fall into deep silence, and do not want to speak.
3. The real light is never a time of darkness, but it is never covered by darkness. A real hero is never one who never has humble sentiments, but one who never succumbs to humble sentiments.
4. No matter what your dream is, you can only get it if you have a calm attitude and do the current things well. Only in the future will we know the significance of what we do today. Whatever you choose to do, that is your ideal future. Most people who can seize opportunities are those who make choices without thinking. People who cannot realize their dreams want something but are unwilling to work hard enough for it.
5. The garland I weave into short sentences for you has no emotion except beauty. In this world, no one should always wait for someone.
6. As a word , Living is full of power in our Chinese language. Its power does not come from shouting or attacking, but from enduring, to endure the responsibilities that life has given us, to endure the happiness and suffering, boredom and pain that reality has given us. mediocre. ---Yu Hua "Alive"
7. You are gone, but I still stay on the day you made the promise.
8. The most heart-warming feeling is when you say something casually and someone listens to it seriously and acts on it.
9. There are no shortcuts in life. No kind of success can be achieved overnight. Whether it is irreplaceable professional skills or trustworthy loyalty, it takes time to cultivate and manage. I never believe in free lunches. Life is very simple. Whatever you give out, you will get back within a reasonable time. It is basically equivalent exchange. If there is a slight difference, it depends on your intention, persistence and timing.
10. The passing years cover the past, passing by, hastily forming a trace of sadness.
11. Some things and some people will never be forgotten in their lifetime. Just like I can't forget you.
12. With your tomorrow, everything will be fresh.
13. I will miss you every step of the way.
14. Sometimes, change is just a decision to grit one’s teeth and stomp one’s feet. Even if you can't become wonderful and legendary, at least you have explained yourself.
15. I just don’t want to be restless. If I don’t make noises or show off, they might say I’m really sad.
16. The beauty and loneliness deep in the soul requires a person to understand.
17. A peaceful heart is cultivated by wisdom.
18. No matter what happened in the past, I am waiting for you in the happy future.
19. Don’t look at that wound. It will scar one day. The scar will not fade, but it will no longer hurt.
20. Accept someone’s confession casually, and then break up with them. I never knew how to reject others in the past, but now I dare not accept others.
21. Seeing you too simply made me completely fascinated in the end.
22. If you are capable enough, lead the trend instead of following the trend.
23. Follow the path of memory and find your footprints.
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