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Why are Indians so wonderful?

All this is actually a strange phenomenon caused by the collision between Indian religious and cultural traditions and modern western civilization. India is a populous country with a strong religious color in the world, and almost everyone is a devout believer, among which Hinduism is the largest religion, accounting for more than 80% of the national population and having the greatest influence.

Strictly speaking, others, such as Islam, Jainism and Sikhism, are just foil, which can be understood as the reform movement within Hinduism to meet the special needs of different Hindu beliefs and classes.

Therefore, Hinduism is the main representative of Indian traditional culture, and its teachings have influenced almost all aspects of Indian social culture and life, and the beliefs and culture of the entire Indian nation cannot be separated from it.

But in fact, there is no specific time and founder for the establishment of Hinduism, so some people think that it is only an ideological product of Indian cultural circles. Academics generally believe that the theory that Hinduism originated from the reincarnation of Harappa and the immortality of the soul was gradually formed with the long-term development of Indian society.

In the eyes of Indians, cows are also gods, with a high status in India and sacred and inviolable power. In any place, cows can wander around and run around. Indians can't stop them, but they must sacrifice with the best food, and of course they can't be slaughtered artificially.

Even if the cow dies, Hindus can't eat its meat, but drink its urine and eat its excrement. Therefore, if they go to india tourism, they will see drinks like cow urine and cow dung, or food made from cow dung.

Because Hinduism believes that the cow is Shiva's mount, of course, it is the embodiment of God, so everything that comes out of it is sacred, including cow shit and fart, which is beyond doubt. Such a wonderful belief has naturally created a wonderful way of life and diet for Indians.

The strange behavior of Indians

1, elevators in India have "0" floor. This 0 is equivalent to the first floor of the elevator in China. If the shop assistant says that the product is on the first floor, it is actually on the second floor, so even many Indians will be fooled by the elevator.

2. Indians drive like cars, riding motorcycles can carry more than a dozen people, and they hang tickets by bus and train.

3, Indian toilets are everywhere, only you can't think of it, no Indian dares to pee. Even in busy streets, Indians have the courage to pee anywhere.

Indians are superstitious. If the day when a girl is born is unlucky, few people dare to marry such a woman. However, this woman can be "reborn", even if the first marriage is dedicated to a tree or some animals, most of them are married to dogs.

Indians like mice. In China, "everyone calls for beating mice", but in India, mice live a very good life and can enjoy sacrifices, and believers will bring them delicious candy and food.

6. There are few waitresses in Indian restaurants. Whether it's a dishwasher or a delivery man, it's all about finding men to do it. In China, this kind of work is mostly done by female employees.

7. Indians make wishes with their hair. To thank God, many Indians will go to temples in southern India to offer their hair as a sacrifice, and then pray for good luck.

8. The status of cattle in India is the same as that of Buddha. In India, cows are sacred and have the same status as buddhas. Nobody eats beef in India. You can see cows walking in Tanobe and even strolling in the street. Even if the car meets a cow, it should take the initiative to give way.

9. After Diwali, parents will throw their children into cow dung, leaving them covered in cow dung. Indians believe that cows are sacred and cow dung can bring them good luck.