A funny and lovely joke.

1. My son was scolded by his mother for his poor study. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!

2. A man wants to jump off a building, and his wife who just came back shouted, "Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go!" Hearing this, the man jumped down without hesitation. The negotiator standing by said, "Madam, you really shouldn't threaten him like this."

3. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: "Dear, why are you so kind to me?" The cat smiled and said, "You'll know when you get fat.

4. Friends went climbing together. When they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted to the beautiful mountains and rivers: Motherland! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

5. Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are a sea of people. Whose wife am I looking for?

6. A gecko strayed into the crocodile pond. When he died, the gecko used his quick wits, hugged the crocodile and shouted, Mom! The crocodile was shocked and immediately burst into tears: You are all so thin, don't go to work again! Have a good rest during the New Year holiday.