2022 humorous homophonic jokes (70 sentences)

2022 special humorous homophonic stem 1 paragraph 1. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you want to chew when you are sad?

2. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, leave me alone.

3. My neighbor was singing KTV at home, and I heard it loud, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. So this is an oyster.

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

6. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

7. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

8. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

9. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

10. Suddenly Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Winter stones. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

1 1. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

12. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

13. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

14. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

15. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

16. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

17. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

18. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

2022 Special Humor Homophony Paragraph 2 19. You have the cheek to ask me why I'm single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?

20. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

2 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

22. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

24. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

25. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

26. What 26.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

28. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

29. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

30. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

3 1. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

32. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

33. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...

34. 100 yuan, after the operation, it will become 40 yuan. Perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

35. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

36. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

2022 special humor homophonic paragraph 3 37. In the future, my mascot will be you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

38. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

40. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

4 1. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

42. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

43. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

45. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

46. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

47. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

48. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

49. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

50. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

5 1. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

I knocked over a bottle of pills, I don't know what it is. At first glance, I really want to go out.

53. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

2022 special humor homophonic paragraph 4 55. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato: You are calling a garlic to die!

56. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

57. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

58. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

59. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can be washed a thousand times.

60. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

6 1. A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

62. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

63. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly, my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

64. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

65. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

66. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

68. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

69. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

70. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.