A classic joke story

Classic joke story: brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing appliance in the other. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Classic joke story (1) 1, my brother went home on holiday. Mother cooks good food for him every day. Looking forward to asking: Is it delicious?

The younger brother said faintly every time: General. Then mom walked away in frustration.

I confidently told him: My mother worked hard to cook good food for you. Even if it's not delicious? You have to say delicious, too. Besides, you ate it all.

Brother: If I say delicious, it will be next week. I want to eat these dishes every day.

Um ... . That makes sense.

I went to the kindergarten to pick up my son from school. My son just got on my battery car, and a beautiful woman with long hair passed by with a little girl with pigtails. My son and I said in unison? Wow! ?

I turned my head with black lines and slapped my son on the head. I asked him, what are you?

The son lowered his head and muttered, You. . . I will amaze you. . .

At that time, my daughter was still young, less than three years old. We took her to the zoo. The monkey in the cage scared her, and my little girl was very angry!

After hugging for two seconds, he shouted at the monkey: Wang! ! Woof! !

4、? Mom, I want to buy a snow cake! ? The son said to his mother coquetry.

Mom obviously didn't want to, watching dad come over and casually said, if you let dad bark like a puppy, I'll buy it for you. ?

The son ran to his father's side, pulled his father's trouser leg and asked, Dad, how do these two words sound exactly the same?

Dad carefully adjusted his glasses and answered with a smile. Want want! ?

? Mom, you heard me! ? The son turned his head and said happily.

Mom sighed and turned green, thinking: It's so small that even dad can pit. It's really promising . .

A child found a magic lamp, and the genie in the lamp told him he could make a wish. He said:? I want a cake. ?

The genie said:? Your wish is too small, you should make a bigger one. ?

The child said happily, I want a big cake. ?

2、? Do you know where Xiaoming is?

? If he has money, he is playing video games; If he has no money, he will watch others play video games. ?

My five-year-old sister and her four-year-old brother take a bath together. My sister wants to play when she sees my brother's penis. My brother said angrily. You played yours and want to play mine again, no way! ?

4. The son complained to his mother:? The puppy bit my leather shoes. ?

Mom:? Punish it severely. ?

Son:? I already punished him. I drank all the milk in the dog's basin and let him starve for a day to see if he dares to do so next time. ?

Classic joke stories (3) 1. A pupil wants to stay at home for a few more days, so he tries to pretend to be his father and call the teacher.

? I'm sorry, my son is ill, and it will take three or four days to go back to school. ?

The teacher said, oh, ok, who are you?

? Sir, I'm my father. ?

2. In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students? The whole world? Make sentences. Xiao Ming wrote:? We played football in the playground and accidentally kicked it into the ditch, resulting in mud everywhere? .

In order to let my son get up early for school, I specially advanced the alarm clock in his bedroom by ten minutes. One day, I overheard him bragging to his classmates on the phone. Do you know how big my home is? There is a time difference of 10 minutes from my bedroom to the gate. ?

Grandfather asked his grandson what gift he wanted for his birthday.

Grandson thought about it and said, I don't want any gifts. I just want you to lock your son in the house and force him to play the piano all afternoon. ?

5. Brother:? Just now the weather forecast was broadcast on the radio, saying that the lowest temperature tomorrow will be zero! Brother, what does zero mean?

Brother:? Idiot, zero is nothing, zero is no temperature! ?

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