How to treat Hulan's talk show jokes?

The final of the fifth season of Talk Show Conference has finally come to an end. It is not easy for Hulan to win the championship this time. He launched four attacks on the champion, always remained diligent and sincere on the stage, constantly surpassed himself, constantly highlighted and bombed the stadium, and finally won the final champion. The other rankings are as follows: bird bird second, edamame third, Rachel fourth, Pombo fifth, He Guang.

Let's enjoy the joke of the champion!

"Bungee jumping, I also went to the seaside for inspiration. I was going to say that if I sit for a day, someone will know me. Can you see me? As a result, the lifeguards at the seaside always looked at me. He thinks this man is so miserable. Do you want to jump into the sea? But this level of education is not good. This suicide note has been here for three days, and I haven't finished it yet. In fact, I shouldn't go to the seaside to write, because the sea can not only provide inspiration, but also make people open-minded. I don't think it's interesting to be king. I want to be the sea. "

"The tide is low, really. The sea says I have seen people like you many times. It's here. The last person who wanted to be king so badly was Qi Huangong. I said, do you know anything about the sea? What do Qi Huangong and the King of Talk Show have in common? You have to rely on Guan Zhong. "

"There are also some enthusiastic audiences who help the actors get justice. They said on the internet that the talk show conference will not be held next year. I can thank you. This is not justice. This is to eradicate the root causes. "

"The company also asked us how to choose between lying and rolling. Actually, the answer is simple. Work, I have the price of lying, but also the price of rolling. This mainly depends on how the company chooses. "

"Also said what realm is different, that a person ate half a catty of ribs, realm can be the same? With such treatment, the boss always asks me if I can work overtime. I said that this money can work overtime, but I can't go to work. "

"I'm not going to now. Plans are useless. 20 19 you have to tell me that three years later, you will record the fifth season of the talk show conference in Qingdao because of the epidemic, and then compete for the king in the finals. I don't understand a word of this sentence. "

After winning the championship, Hulan said, "That's what it used to taste like to be king. It's like being very happy, especially thanking all my friends, because everyone has said a lot of words of thanks, but it's difficult every year, but this year is particularly difficult. Without these friends, I can't get through this time, and neither can we. Let's continue to create well, thank you. " In fact, the reason why the paragraph can touch people's hearts is because it is grounded to maintain life, funny and happy. Do you think Hulan is worth it?