Selected quotations from 87 funny classic movies

More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and when I feel sweet, I forget the half-bubble urine.

2. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

I used to think that sentence was very important, because I thought some words meant a lifetime. Now that I think about it, it makes no difference whether I say it or not. Some things will change.

When you feel lonely and helpless, you can go to nature. From every tree and flower, you can feel that life is everywhere and God is around us.

I mean that my method is a lovely hometown used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor, to distract attention. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Let's go!

I didn't expect anything when I came today. I just want to tell you that my heart will always belong to you?

Seven. Open your eyes and close them. Only remember the good, not the bad. That's the secret. You'll be happy for a hundred years.

Eight. The agreement is a lifetime, one year, one month and one hour apart, not a lifetime!

I don't mind sacrificing my feelings, but I really mind sacrificing you.

10. I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing!

1 1. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and be virtuous, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week and three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

12. There is always a stage in life, a stage where you are willing to do anything and a stage where you sincerely say anything. Laugh at them because we were ridiculous, and love them because we were sweet.

13. No matter how painful and annoying you are, even if you say you must forget, you can't do it. I still like you so much, and I can't run away from this mood.

Fourteen. For so many years, I always thought I won, but I didn't. The best time in my life is not with the person I love most.

15. When life is not satisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God, so you should enjoy it at this time. Life really begins when the holiday suddenly ends and luck turns.

16. I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

17. There are always many accidents in life. Can the kite in your hand be the same? Suddenly the line is broken!

18. I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, you must use condescending eyes and strong arms to save her from the ocean of desire.

19. Many things are gone, just like fireworks lost in the wind, which made me disappear before I could say goodbye.

20. His martial arts is called Nine Days and Ten Places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

22. In fact, love is time-sensitive, and it is impossible to know her too early or too late. If I had known her in another time and space, the ending might have been different.

23. I think we must break up at once. If necessary, it is best to separate us by an ocean. However, I am afraid that my heart will cross the ocean to see you.

24. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. (tearing pants) I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

The people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

I waited for this opportunity for three years, not to prove that I am better than others, but to prove that I must get back what I lost.

Twenty-seven Fourteen years have passed. How time flies. For people after middle age, ten years and eight years seem to be a snap of your fingers, but for young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.

28. I hope the earth is flat, so I can see you if I keep looking down.

29. There is a kind of bird in this world that has no feet. It can only fly all the time, and sleep in the wind when it is tired. This bird can only land once in its life, and that is when it dies.

I always thought I was different from him, but when I was lonely, everyone was the same.

3 1. God will take away the best things around us and remind us that we get too much!

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

33. If I really marry him, it won't be a story.

I believe that apart from loneliness, fate is another reason why men and women love each other. Love that combines two lonely hearts because of fate is called true love. Loneliness is always, fate is unconscious, and true love is lifelong.

35. Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

Even if we hurt each other, we won't be apart. As long as we are together, although we sometimes get hurt, the wound will always heal. Because I can hear his inner voice.

37. Hard work never killed anyone! But I won't prove it with myself.

38. I don't watch TV every time I eat. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun.

Thirty-nine Sir, you have sky-high bones on your forehead, light in your eyes, immortal reincarnation, immortal descent. I finally waited for you. Don't move. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, it's my destiny takes a hand. Even if I have to take a big risk, I'll let you see the whole picture.

Forty. Man is only half born, and he walks in the world to find the other half. Some people are lucky and find it soon. And some people have to look for it all their lives?

4 1. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

42. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. There is a natural circulation and the weather is good. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

43. It is an adventure for men and women to live together forever, so the world needs an adventure king.

44. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person!

Forty-five All the other stars have changed their positions, and Polaris will still stay in its original position. When others don't understand you, forgive you or even leave you, as long as I stay where I am, you won't get lost.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

47. Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

48. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

49. Now I finally understand that every love, as long as it is in my heart, is everlasting.

Fifty. No! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

Fifty-one. I know I will leave eventually. Always remind yourself to like you less when you wake up every day, and you can relax when you leave.

52. It is possible that he loves you, but you fall in love with another, while yours falls in love with his or her, and his or her only loves you? In this way, there is a person living in everyone's heart, but that person is not necessarily holding him in his hand.

53. As long as two people who love each other are together, everywhere is heaven.

I think I should thank God for bringing me into this world rather than dying early? Meeting you like this, being loved like this.

Fifty-five. Ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

56. Why did you choose me? The answer to this question is very long, and I have spent my whole life answering it.

57. From now on, you are only allowed to love and spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promised me, and be sincere in everything you said to me!

I think life is a gift, and I don't want to waste it. You never know what hand you're going to get next. Learn to accept life.

59. In order to make you hear me, I sometimes become slender. Breeze, blowing the ice cracks of eels. Hu Xian, intoxicated celadon, is as soft as your skin in my hands.

Everyone has a habit. My habit is to wait here until I get off work in May!

Sixty one. Love is such a thing that time is of the essence. You can't know too early or too late.

I felt very sad when I stood in front of the waterfall. I always feel that there should be two people standing here.

It is said that there is a kind of bird in the world that has no feet. It can only keep flying and flying. When it is tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind. This bird can only land once in its life and die once.

If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough!

I think life is the most important thing, so in my mind, nothing can't be solved. Not everyone can be lucky enough to live their ideal life. It would be nice to have a house and a car. Don't cry without it? Therefore, we must enjoy our life.

I met you when I gradually felt that the city was very cold.

Sixty seven. The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

When you can't control others, you must control yourself. Racing is like being a human being. Sometimes you have to stop, and sometimes you have to hurry.

I'd rather be a wrong person than miss you?

70. Confidence does not necessarily lead to success, but failure without confidence.

Seventy-one. That thing in life may only be the real beginning after an unforgettable period, but sometimes when I think about it, I regret it.

Seventy-two Very good! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is really a soul-stirring man. I love you!

Seventy-three I am getting old. In the crowded hall, an old man came up to me. He said I knew you. At that time, you were young and beautiful, and there were many suitors around you. However, I like your vicissitudes of life better than then?

Seventy-four The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.

Seventy-five My heart is divided into two halves, one half is left to my wife because of responsibility, and the other half is left under the new bridge. I will miss you all my life.

Seventy-six Some people have grievances, and if there are grievances, there are rivers and lakes. People are Jianghu, how to quit?

Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else.

78. I have always doubted whether it will be love at first sight at the age of 27. I don't know what to say, but I suddenly miss her at that moment.

Seventy-nine You go first. I'll leave when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

Eighty. When I was a child, I watched the stars all over the sky. When a meteor flies by, it's always too late to make a wish. When I grew up, I met someone I really liked, but it was still too late.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

I go to the beach to watch the sunrise in the morning. I know everything will be different from now on. This is a new beginning. At this moment, I don't care what others say. I can't help myself. I kind of like you.

83. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but standing in front of you and you can't say it? I love you? .

When you are young, you think everything has an answer, but when you are old, you may feel that there is no such thing as an answer in life.

Eighty-five For those who really love each other, the other person's heart is the best house.

86. Every day, you have the opportunity to pass by many people. You may know nothing about them, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.

Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.