Who has jokes and brain teasers? Urgent need, urgent need ~ ~

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q2 Grandpa, Dad and Brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa → Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are shining. .......

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters. One is Mary. What's the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 What is effortless and comfortable to type?

doze off

Q7 What is not illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

Q8. Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q 10 Who whistles while brushing their teeth?

People with false teeth

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q 12 What method can I use to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Q 14 who was the first person to be called up to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

Encyclopedia of brainstorming

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

What door will never close?

Answer: goal

There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

What book can't be bought in the bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

What water will never be used up?

Answer: saliva

A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

Answer: I was stunned.

Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?

Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money rely on to eat?

Answer: mouth

What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?

Answer: Angle.

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: when it is time to repair.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why?

Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize?

Answer: punch in and drink.

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Next.

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

What melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

What cows can't eat grass? snail

Who is the most disobedient? deaf person

There is a flock of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Hen's

Why do newly bought socks have holes? Sock coat

A Yan has 10 coins in her pocket, and 10 coins are missing. What else is in his pocket? A hole

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? operating table

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? cremate

You don't need to work hard at typing. Snoring or yawning

Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Incision point

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Put it in the corner

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? fool

Why do geese fly south? Walk too slowly

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? The door is unlocked.

Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why?

When I was born

Which is longer, a water snake, a python or a bamboo snake?

The word green bamboo snake is of course long.

A Dai fell from the hot air balloon, but he was not hurt. Why? Did not rise into the air.

As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it" and the barber said no. Why?

He is bald.

What kind of water can't be drunk? salary

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes? stand upside down

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? It's the word' ping'

There is no water under what bridge? exchange

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why? Black chickens are fierce, because black chickens lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Stealing is not illegal. laugh to oneself

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?

cinerary casket

Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. And the result?

Clothes will be washed away by water.

What is the feeling that the tongue is faster than the brain? sense of taste

Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first?

eyeglasses

There is a thing that goes up and goes down, and goes up when it goes down. What is this? temperature

What is the maximum number represented by 1, 2 and 3? 32 1

When can bear's paw and fish have both? At dinner.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? When smoking

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Because those two people use sign language.

What easily knocked down the world boxing champion? oneself

Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Yes, face to face.

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? Thick book

Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him? outdated

When does the sun rise in the west? In the mirror.

Mei has made no achievements in her career. Why does she have the nickname of a strong woman? Bully your husband

What are the main reasons for divorce? marry

Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Sit down in heaven

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? alcohol

What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of being tanned

1: Swans fly away, birds don't return, and they are nostalgic for the troubles of the past. Clouds and moons have double shadows, and the water will meet again. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow. I can't live without you

2: the swan flies away and the bird doesn't return, and the good word is headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word (Shuang Mu doesn't pick up Lin Xin), and the combination of people and children is himself. (I love you)

3: There is a bunch of bamboo in Qingshan Temple, the swan is still there, and the bird has gone. The past is empty, and there are many rainbows in Baiyun's heart. You can't hide your feelings and stand on high and look at the distance. Who knows who the judge is? (When I say I love you)

4. Birds fly by the Swan Lake, and they miss each other in the daytime. They only forget themselves and care about them. How to return to the country at two o'clock? Baoyu is not out of the valley, and his thoughts are only in his heart, and single nobles are connected. My heart can only hold you.

5: The swan flew away, the bird didn't return, but I was drunk when I returned to the peak. The beautiful scenery in the prime of life (morning) is squinted at, and the loneliness is deeply buried in my heart. With flowers and plants as company day and night, youth is wasted and miserable. What crime did you commit this time? You will come one day. I still miss you so much/I once loved you/me deeply, and I, the Emei Sect, abandoned the dark for the bright.

6. When the swan is out of sight, I miss you in January. One person holds the heart, and the single aristocrat is heart to heart. Trees jumped into the sky beside the earth and water fell in several places. In the moon, Chang 'e's mouth is sweetest. I can't live without you, Du Fu.

7: The swan flew away and the bird didn't come back. The two trees are connected, reaching the East China Sea in the day and reaching the West in the month. Spring and autumn are four seasons, and I am anxious to die headless. If there is no chance to fly solo, when will the woman go out? I want to marry you next year.

8: When you love deeply, people are haggard, and when you love deeply, you don't regret it. It's wrong to miss you and forget you. They'd rather be sad. I don't complain. Life is worse than a dream. I am used to watching flowers bloom and fall, but I am afraid that the origin will disappear. (childhood friends have no guesses/infatuations, and their fate is changeable)

9: Heart and death depend on each other, and the words of friends are true. People stand by you, hungry and without food, so an old friend wants to live forever, come and go until death. I can't forget you.

10: The stars can't see the sun, so don't be sad when eversleeping dies. Nothing is in vain. Everyone has a love in his heart, drifting with the flow and making people cry. Remember that October is a companion, who is still with me? No regrets in life and death, all because of you.

1 1: the sunrise is beautiful, and the friendship under the waning moon house is long, but you have no intention to go. A spoonful of white water shows your heart. Spring rain keeps saying goodbye to San Xiao, but someone has come to an end. It is unusual for Chang 'e not to have a daughter. I love you most.

12: Standing alone, oranges don't weave silk, Emei doesn't climb mountains, coconuts can talk, there is no bottom to hide, Bai Mudan is not grass, and it is riddled with winter diseases. You are the pain in my heart.

65438+ (I'm here to get married on a blind date)

14: My heart is haggard when I feel strong, but I don't regret it when I feel deep. It is wrong to miss you and forget you. I'd rather feel sorry for my back. (childhood friends)

65438+ Sorry, I don't love you.

I love you all my life.

17: Accept and leave only as friends. Lovers have no intention of hooking up with the earth and the moon. Bamboo has always been lonely and single-minded, and never worries alone. If you need to keep your mouth shut, no one will travel with you without words. (It's hard to love someone)

18: A bamboo in Hanshan Temple can't be used by anyone. This statement cannot be fulfilled. Whenever it rains, the swan disappears as soon as it comes out. (When you say you love me)

19: Huai Hai saw the water and retreated again. The two men replaced the obstacle stone, and the right hand of the moon top disappeared. Young men and women stood by the tree heart. What knows love best in the world? (It's rare to have a lover)

20: The dutiful son wants to practice writing, and the birds borrow geese to fly, which forgives people unintentionally, and the river is dry and people are alone, coming and going. Acacia is single-minded, and a good girl is willing to be by his side. How could I miss her?

2 1: Jiang Mumu crossed the heart, the ancients wrote an anti-essay, and the young monk was bald and sad without tears. (Want to be your wife)

22: Birds fly and geese jump, the moon is at the middle tip, and the eyes are in vermilion. It's different. The spoon is next to the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it is indispensable. It's a good friend under the rain, and everyone says that people are bad. I love you in my own way.

23: No intention of regret. Big brother has a rule on his head. He accepted it and worked hard. Single aristocrats look forward to the evening, and lovers are lonely. They want to meet here. (I love you more every day)

24: Friendship will always mix in the rain, and when human feelings meet with love and geese fly to the south inhumanely, you will know that there should be no point in fate. What day is it after New Year's Eve? (Love you for ten thousand years)

25: Up and down a cold temple in the bamboo forest. He is like a monk without immortals, a mountain standing in the wind, denying that he wants to be immortal. You and others stood by, sighed for a long time, bowed their heads and ran around the mountain, looking for the crown on your head. Do you know I'm waiting for you?

26: The days are long and the nights are short. How many people come down from a height without mouths? One person swims in the grass and ten people wear hemp fiber. The swan has spread its wings, and there is no point in boiling wine. It rains at three in my spare time. (The moon represents my heart)

27: It's hard to see the branches of an old tree, but it's pitiful to have no intention in your heart. Zhao Guo has a concubine who is not a woman, but not a goose feather. After the pain, she clung to it and claimed that someone was with you. Accepting to leave is a friend, and lovers have no intention of hooking up with the moon. Bamboo has always been lonely and single-minded, and never worries alone. No one can travel with you if you have to keep your mouth shut. Sorry, I love you. It's hard to love someone.

28: What water has no fish? There are no stones in He Shan? Who doesn't have a father? What woman has no husband? What tree has no branches? What city has no city? (Quoted from Sakyamuni's quotation, the name advises to practice the scriptures, and there is no fish in the south water? No mountains and no stones? A man without a father? My daughter has no husband? There are no branches in entrusting books? There is no city in the Buddha city? Six characters are Amitabha Buddha in the south, which was later listed as a mantra. Sakyamuni walks in the dust, with no sun, no food, no sleep, and no rest. His thoughts and knowledge are the same, which is the emptiness of all laws: there is no Amitabha in the south. )

29. Some flowers hate the boundless moon, but no flowers hate the longer they grow. The beauty of flowers is like a mirror on the moon, which is as bright as water, so you can find flowers under the moon, and you can have a taste of the moon before you bring hops. For such a good month, don't make the flowers and the moon unusual (Tang Bohu's Poem of Flowers and the Moon is not a riddle, but interpreted as "Flowers and the Moon Singing to Wine" and "I can't stand it.

30: Swans and birds don't return, and I'm drunk on the summit alone. The beautiful scenery in the bright morning is squinting, and I'm lonely and buried deep, accompanied by flowers and plants day and night, and my youth is wasted and miserable. What is the crime of this move? There are several sayings such as "I won the lottery", "I have fallen in love with you deeply" and "I still miss you all the time".

3 1: acacia tears wet the pillow, and love tortures the frustrated soul; Lovers wander the streets of parting, and lovers feel the pain of separation (no solution, no mystery)

32: I am too stupid to smoke in the world of mortals because love is hard to be chic. Grudges are true and false and beautiful myths, and spring, summer, autumn and winter are emotional. Shut up, keep silent, throw away your sunglasses and let the tears flow (no solution, no mystery)

33: In the spring rain season, the buttonwood bears silk; It's cool in summer, and they are heroes; From the autumn wind, Hongyan travels thousands of miles; It snows in winter, why do beautiful women show their waists (absolutely important)

34: Jiang Mumu crossed his heart, the ancients wrote an anti-essay, and the young monk was bald and sad (wanted to be your wife)

35: The tree opened its eyes, the teenager slept under the house, and his conscience was lacking, leaving rabbits in the sunset (seeing each other for a long time).

36: Birds fly and geese jump, the moon is in the middle, and cinnabar is in the eye. No, the spoon is beside the white one. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and it is indispensable. It's a good friend under the rain. Call it off (I love you in my own way)

37: Old trees are hard to find, poor but careless. Zhao has a concubine who is not a woman, and the goose feathers are gone. I don't want to be shy when I'm away. After suffering a lot, I changed friends and claimed that someone was with you (I'm sorry I still love you).

38: I can't spend it with my heart. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. When I regretted it, I shed tears unintentionally. I was silent when I swallowed it. The couple whispered in my ear. Without the left heart, the east wind took away a little (May you be happy every day).

39: Dilemma, especially tears; Mei is still, moving wood has a heart. Go unruly and whip the horse; Friends and friends are gone, but * * * ChanJuan. (No regrets, April)

40: The tree has a heart, a western beauty, holding her chin, with a person beside her, and her heart is dead. Speaking of herself, she has ten pieces of furniture, one white spoon and two children, who live together. It's really hard to forget you.

4 1: Castle Peak has no conscience in wolves, and the overlapping of mountains and mountains is really spectacular. There is a bucket of rice on the top, and the servant looks up to the sky. After a hundred days, there is only nine or nine left, and he knows that he is ill in the forest (I guess he is an idiot).

The days are long and the nights are short, and few people come from high places. A person swims the grassland, wears clothes under ten feet, swans spread their wings and birds don't return, pure wine is meaningless, and it rains at three o'clock (the moon represents my heart).

43: My heart is carrying you, and I won't get on your boat. Needless to say, when the husband and wife are dying, the swallow leaves the goose and the horse is wrapped in a corpse (remember me)?

44: I had a heart for loving plus, and I gave my heart. It is impossible for them to match. Walking through a tree is artificial, so it is difficult to have sex. Baoyu is only drunk for women (may your life be safe).

45: Two people travel together and one person comes back. Water and sky are one color, the moon is beautiful, the lotus flower reflects the moon without revealing its horns, the sunset looks at the bright moon, a needle is found in a haystack, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, ten miles away, and the famous flowers are dying (there are many fragrant grasses in the world)

46: The cow hits the monk's house. Two men carry one tree, two trees don't make a forest. The moon is curved, and the road is far southeast and northwest. The Eight Immortals crossed the sea and sat with a knife. A man and a woman stand side by side, and two bamboos are taller than the sky.

47: Friendship under the moon has lost its sadness. As the sun sets, endless love enters, and the fallen can only rejuvenate their friends. It seems that the Iraqis parted thousands of miles and met again, thus bidding farewell to the twentieth autumn. (How much love can be repeated)

48: I miss you every day. Don't blame me for being infatuated. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are destined, the peach blossoms will bloom in March and the fruit will be sweetest in autumn (if we don't see each other for a day like Sanqiu, Tibetan poetry)

49: Shotgun shooting, birds blind, hooked fish, dogs hiding beside the grass, babies have children but no jade, there are roads in the east, west, north and south, the Eight Immortals cross the sea with knives, one son and one woman are side by side, and a bamboo is taller than the sky. Turtle guessing words is very funny. )

50: a heart that can't be spent. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. When I regret it, I have no tears. I was silent when I swallowed it. Newcomers whisper in my ear, lack of left heart and soul mate, and the east wind takes away a point or two. (May you be happy every day)