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Guo Jing, Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji, Xiao Feng, Linghu Chong, which one do you most want to be?
Of these five people, the one I dislike the most is Zhang Wuji, because he has a cowardly character and lacks the courage to take the initiative. But if I had to choose who I most want to be, I would choose to be Zhang Wuji.
Why choose Zhang Wuji? There are several reasons.
First, he comes from a good background and has a very strong background.
Zhang Wuji is the son of Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu. Zhang Cuishan is the fifth hero of Wudang and the direct disciple of the great master Zhang Sanfeng. Yin Susu is the daughter of the White-browed Eagle King Yin Tianzheng. Lao Yin is one of the four Dharma Kings of Mingjiao. He belongs to a high-level circle in Mingjiao and holds a high position of power. From this point of view, Zhang Wuji's father's line relies on decent leaders, and his mother's line relies on high-level Mingjiao leaders. It is not an exaggeration to say that both black and white take all. In addition, Zhang Wuji also worshiped the Golden Retriever Lion King of the Ming Sect as his adoptive father, and had a close relationship with the daughter of Yang Xiao, the left envoy of the Ming Dynasty. In this way, Zhang Wuji will have to give face to both black and white when he walks in the world.
Second, extraordinary adventures and excellent luck.
In Jin Yong's books, the protagonists have various ways to upgrade, one of which is called "fall off the cliff and pick up secret books". Zhang Wuji is a man who fell off a cliff to pick up secret books. According to the original work, Zhang Wuji and Zhu Changling fell into the Kunlun Mountains. Not only did they not fall to death, but Xiao Zhang also picked up a book of peerless magic called Nine Yang Magic. Since then, Xiao Zhang has not only been cured of the chronic disease (Xuanming Divine Palm) that has troubled him for many years, but also developed strong internal strength. In Jin Yong's books, there is another way of upgrading the protagonist called "drilling into a cave to obtain secrets". For example, Linghu Chong drilled into a cave and obtained the lost martial arts of the Wuyue Sword Sect, as well as the methods to decipher these sword skills. And Xiao Zhang is also a person who got the secret book by drilling into the cave. Xiao Zhang got the secret passage of the Ming Cult, so he got the great shift of the universe, and easily became a peerless master. The above two examples are enough to show how powerful Xiao Zhang's luck is.
Third, his handsome appearance attracts many girls.
In today’s society, appearance is justice. As a joke says, a handsome guy teasing a girl is called flirting, and an ugly guy teasing a girl is called gangster. Zhang Wuji is undoubtedly a handsome guy, and a very handsome guy, otherwise he would not attract beauties like Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo. Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo even came up with their own ingenious schemes for Zhang Wuji, risking their lives and fighting fiercely. Such a handsome appearance that drives beautiful women crazy is simply every man’s dream.
The people mentioned in the title are all golden protagonists in Jin Yong's novels.
Although Guo Jing was heroic and heroic, he was burdened with too much and lived an extremely uncomfortable life. The Emperor of the Liao Kingdom, who regarded him as his elder brother, only regarded himself as a hawk. In short, although his life experience was wonderful, it was extremely unsatisfactory
Yang Guo's life can only be described as rough. He had no father or mother since he was a child, but he was dependent on others. He was repeatedly discriminated against, and then he found a lover, but this love was not accepted by the world. His lover was raped, and later his right arm was broken. He and his lover were separated several times. It was not until middle age, when his temples were stained with frost, that they truly reconciled. Lovers stay and fly together.
Linghu Chong seems to be free and easy, but in fact, due to his shallow foundation, he has no choice but to advance or retreat by himself. He has experienced many ups and downs in the world, and even his final retreat seems to be free and easy, but it also reveals helplessness.
To put it into context with social reality, only people like Zhang Wuji can do whatever they want in the world.
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