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1, the brother who used to be able to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.

2. Whether the character is good or not, the accounts should be calculated, and the accounts will not be settled at the end of the year, and there will be no credit in the coming year.

3. The road of honesty makes you stride forward, and the road of dishonesty makes you struggle! The new year has passed, and the settlement has entered the countdown! Don't make excuses, think for yourself!

Paying back the money is also a reason for goodbye.

I can't wait to kneel down when I ask for money, pat my chest, and avoid when I pay back the money.

6. Don't owe money to your friends for too long, and don't ask them to pay it back many times. Otherwise, you can't expect him to contact you again after you pay back the money. Friends should trust each other, right?

7, borrowing money, always thinking: borrow from the place with the best relationship with yourself; When paying back the money, I always think: Think carefully at the end of your good relationship, is it wrong, or should it be the other way around?

8. The brother who used to be able to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.

9. Paying off debts is a matter of course, and people can be poor.

10, time and time again, it is difficult to collect money, collect accounts and do business. If you cheat me again, you will have to use legal means.

1 1. People should be compassionate, but don't abuse your compassion. Paying off debts is a matter of course.

12. Lending money to a friend means trusting a friend, and the freedom to pay back money to a friend means leaving a sky for a friend. It is still difficult for friends to borrow money. When he can hold up the sky alone, he will naturally send you a blue and bright sky!

13, people beg you when you borrow money, and you beg others when you pay back the money.

14. Call a friend before borrowing money, an uncle after borrowing money, and a benefactor after paying back the money.

15, the end of the year is approaching, I am going home for the New Year, and my money is a little tight. Friends who borrow money can repay.

16, I didn't say anything when you borrowed money from me. I asked you to pay back the money, but you had a thousand words.

17, it is difficult to collect accounts, and it is difficult to go to heaven! The peeling of the wall at home, financial arrangements.

18, happiness is, when there is no money, thinking that someone still owes me some money.

19, those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. Friends, do you feel this way?

20. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

2 1, mixed feelings, uncomfortable. Uncomfortable Maybe lending money to friends is really a good idea to do bad things. I saw many problems on the way to debt collection.

22. My money is hard earned, and I have no obligation to give it to you!

23. I always borrow money and never pay it back. Ironic language, really don't want to be relatives.

24. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

25. I really don't like debt collection. Why can't everyone take the initiative? You lend me money, and then I have to ask you embarrassedly. You still think I'm stingy.

26. Debt is a kind of support, not urging is a kind of trust, urging is really urgent, repaying on time is honesty, and honesty is in your own hands. Please cherish!

27. I hope every customer who owes money can understand and support understanding. Hooray!

I don't want him to borrow money from me, and I don't want me to be cautious when I ask him to pay back the money. This is how good friends get along.

29. Look at people's hearts when borrowing money, and look at people's character when paying back money.

30, my heart is mixed and uncomfortable. Uncomfortable

3 1, maybe lending money to friends is really a good thing. I saw many problems on the way to debt collection.

What I owe is affection, and what I hope to get back is not hate, but trust.

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Looking forward to our better cooperation next year. For those friends who have not settled accounts, please put down all the reasons and settle accounts.

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