Who can tell me some hilarious jokes (please do me a favor, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, grandparents,

1 It's been so many days since the Asian Games, and the American team didn't win a gold medal!

2, the wife is a big tree, you must hug; Lovers are birds, don't feed them. My wife is a treasure. I told you not to make any noise. Lovers are grass, and whoever pulls them runs with them; It is said that beauty is good, and it is not easy to find if you don't make trouble or run.

3. When the community opens, the slogan reads: If you can't give mistress a home, please at least give her a suite!

4. donkey kong, the fourth successful person: expert guidance, noble help, God bless and villain supervision.

5, experiencing a love is like eating chocolate, even if you don't pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss!

6, 1. Xiao _ Jie: from noble to vulgar; 2. Beauty: from stunning to gender; 3. Boss: From rare to everywhere; 4. Chicken: from birds to humans; 5. Comrade: From kindness to sensitivity; 6. Things: from personal privacy to public suffering.

7. Very meaningful professional expression: ① female directors: Stop! Do it again. 2 female traffic police: Don't stop if you sayno. Female conductor: A little further, it's empty. 4 female boss of internet bar: can't you get on? There are people waiting in the back. Female nurse: Go to bed quickly and take off your pants! 6 female teacher: If you don't do well, you will be fined one hundred times. 6 Female Mountaineering Commander: Climbing up means climbing up.

8. Loneliness said to me: I'm leaving. And then it really disappeared. But I turned around and saw her there again. I said, didn't I leave? She said, I didn't leave, I came, and my sister just left. I am her sister. My name is loneliness.

1, single woman, in poor health, often catching a cold, likes to watch some bitter movies. After reading it, she sighed and wept alone, which was very depressing. Later, someone advised me to strengthen physical exercise and watch comedies and jokes. When you are in a good mood and your body is better, you will naturally not catch a cold.

One night, as soon as she fell asleep, she heard a sigh from the living room. ...

"Alas ... I'm short of cigarettes recently ..." The living room drawer said with a sigh.

The hard disk I just bought made me fall on the road. Picked it up and shook it, and heard a rustling sound inside. I think it's broken, so I can't use it when I take it home. I can't help it I hung it on someone else's computer and tidied it up. It's no big problem to be so careless now.

The newlyweds are making out at home.

My husband suddenly complained, "Wife, this bed is creaking loudly. What if someone hears it? "

The wife disdainfully replied, "It's okay, husband. If I speak louder, others won't hear the bed ring!" " "

4. A boy went to his classmate's house and saw a big dog in front of his classmate's house.

The classmate shouted at the door, "Why don't you come in?"

Boy: "Does this dog bite?"

Classmate: "We also want to know, because we just came!" " "

The goat introduced the elephant to the mosquito, and the mosquito agreed, but the mosquito's parents advised: Son, we can't even afford an engagement ring.

6. The two armies confronted each other in the valley, and the guards came in to report the enemy's situation: report to the chief, the enemy reconnaissance plane is taking pictures of us. Sir: Give me an order-don't laugh!