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Ancient prose and poetry of tiger and hedgehog
Bug: tiger
②LUN: Meat cut into small pieces.
③ Oak barrel: acorns with shells.
④ Dan: In the morning.
Meet: meet, meet
⑥ honorific terms: honorific terms for other people's fathers.
A tiger, foraging in the wild, saw a hedgehog lying on his back, thinking it was a meatball, ready to bite it. Suddenly, I was caught in the nose by a hedgehog, which scared me to run wildly. I didn't dare to rest and ran all the way to the mountain. The tiger was sleepy and tired, and fell asleep unconsciously. The hedgehog let go of the tiger's nose and ran away. The tiger suddenly woke up (found the hedgehog missing) and was very happy. He came under the oak tree and looked down at its fruit. He turned to one side and said to it, "I saw your father this morning." I hope you will make way for me temporarily! "
(1) handle things calmly and don't be confused. Analyze things accurately and don't be confused by appearances. Ten years without being bitten by a snake. Only by analyzing things in detail can we draw a correct conclusion.
It can be seen that when you encounter something, you should analyze and study it, find out what it is, and think twice before you act.
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