Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - You tell a little joke in English.
You tell a little joke in English.
Two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them accidentally fell down and his eyes turned white, as if he had stopped breathing. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number. The operator said calmly, "The first step is to make sure that your friend is dead." So, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone, and then heard the hunter ask, "What's the second step?"
A good boy.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "
"She is a candy seller."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "
"She sells sweets."
- Previous article:Cui Qi's Character Story
- Next article:Super funny jokes (short sentences of super funny jokes)
- Related articles
- Uncle Wang is joking.
- 20 17 Poets in Zhuzhou Senior High School Entrance Examination
- Is it my fault that I always meet people who have low jokes, are good at discovering other people's jokes and treat others as jokes?
- Chen Baixiang was awarded the Bronze Bauhinia! 12 Bauhinia Medal Stars You Didn¡¯t Know
- Chinese books collect jokes.
- My boyfriend took the initiative to transfer money to me and joked me twice to pay back the money. I immediately transferred the rest of the money to him, and I was really unhappy.
- What is the identity of a member?
- What roles did Rebecca play? Which one do you like best? Why?
- On Zhuangzi's short stories in classical Chinese.
- Your best friend likes your boyfriend. Should you give up your best friend or your boyfriend?