Super funny jokes (short sentences of super funny jokes)

I think people should still keep a proper distance from each other, especially people I hate. I suggest keeping yin and yang apart.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of participation.

When you are young, you should try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams.

When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don’t despair, because at least your judgment is still right.

Life is about a passionate love, and a trip that just happens, as if it’s free of charge!

A rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home, a sunny day is suitable for going out for a walk, and in a long time, there is not a day suitable for going to work.

Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the way of heaven is reincarnation. If you don’t believe it, look up! Doesn't that cloud in the sky look like the hundred yuan you owe me?

Why can’t we live without onions, ginger and garlic? Because: life is full of greenery. If you can use ginger, use ginger. If you can’t use ginger, use garlic!

A: Why are there vegetables on your teeth? B: Shhh, keep your voice down, or those netizens will come and steal food again.

A friend applied for a credit card, and there was an item on the form: "Other sources of income?" What he wrote was: "Other credit cards."

In order to prevent me from spending money recklessly next month, I spent all the money ahead of time, and I feel refreshed and upright.

Every girl who asks you whether you are wearing long johns is waiting for you to reply, "Your legs are still so thin after wearing long johns."

Every time during the Chinese New Year, they give me I have to push the red envelope back and forth. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

Skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. If you don’t order products that exceed your financial capabilities, they won’t be effective.

The relationship between friends is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe one day you will only see a horizontal line when you open the friend circle.