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How did Zigong use wise lobbying to resolve the crisis in Lu?

During the Warring States Period, every country was short of an old man's bondage (Zhou royal health). Plus the vassal States are very close. So it's like a simple meal to fight around.

No, because Lu is on the edge of Qi. Plus Lu has fought Qi with Wu. Therefore, Qi's mind is full of hatred.

Qi thought that a younger brother like Lu dared to combine with others to bully me. Too timid. So Qi decided to experience Lu.

The news reached the ears of Confucius.

Confucius was very anxious. He said to his protege, "Lu is my native land. Is there any protege to stand up?". Help the master to save Lu. "

At this time, the supporting role of our story, local tyrant Zigong, came into the scene. He said to Confucius, Can I save it, teacher?

Confucius promised, go, go, it's up to you.

Therefore, Zi Gong came to Qi first, and that was the dictatorship of Chen Huan, the prime minister of Qi, with great power. Zi Gong ran to see Chen Huan first.

when Chen Huan met Zigong, he said to Zigong, I know you must be a lobbyist of Lu. Let me not bully him. Stop it, my will is firm, and it's no use talking too much.

zi gong replied, young man, you are mistaken. I'm clearly not here to help Lu. I did it for you. What's more, a guy like Lu is so awesome. Do you think you can bully him?

Chen Huan said that it was easy to beat Lu, who was so small.

zi gong said, no, no, no, you are mistaken. The walls of Lu are lax, the king is strong, the courtiers are capable, and the soldiers are not good at fighting, so I said, "It's hard to bully."

I think you might as well fight Wu. The walls of Wu are consolidated, the soldiers are good at fighting, and there are good generals. Obviously, it's simple to win.

after hearing this, Chen Huan is full of energy, so you are a tribute. Playing me like a monkey. Think I can't even tell this apart?

zi gong said again, don't be impulsive and listen to me. Think about it, Lu is so simple to fight. The generals fought as soon as they went. Then the fame and reputation are all on the generals who led the army. Then your reputation will not be suppressed by them?

but if you let them fight Wu, they will not fight for a while. At this time, they must be trapped in peace with Wu. And you have no partner in Qi China. Can cover the sky with one hand. Isn't it a bad thing for you?

Chen Huan seems to have some other principles. No problem, then I'll hit Wu first.

When Zi Gong saw Chen Huan's reaction, he thought to himself, OS: This man is so gullible.

At the same time, say to Chen Huan: It takes two hands to clap. In order to prevent you from attacking Wu's ambition too clearly, I'll go to the Wu guy again and let him come and fight with you automatically.

After this, Zi Gong set off for the State of Wu.

When he arrived in the State of Wu, Zi Gong said to Fu Cha, the then CEO of the State of Wu, "The husband is old, and the big event is not good. Qi bullied him with Lu before he saw you. Inner imbalance, and now people are ready to beat Lu. And I heard that after they beat Lu, they were ready to beat you, too.

Fu Cha said, I have long looked at Qi. We agreed to be my little brother. Only a few days later, you dared to fight with an open fire and hit my other younger brother. If you don't give me dignity, I must experience him.

However, I heard that Yue Guo has been dishonest recently and wants to fight me. I thought I'd beat the boy from Yueguo and climb down before I went to experience Qi.

Zi Gong replied, Yue Guo is so small, how can you be your opponent? What's more, how dare he? How about this? I'll meet the CEO of Yue Guo Group. How about asking their CEO to take their group and go with you to beat Qi?

Fu Cha said, no problem. If Yue Guo goes to fight with me, I am very willing.

After saying that, after resigning from Fu Cha, Zi Gong went to Yue State and said to Gou Jian, CEO of Yue State, "Before, I advised Wu State to take his younger brother to beat Qi State, so as to prevent Lu State from being beaten by Qi State.

But Fu Cha, CEO of Wu State, said that it is rumored that you have been very unruly recently and want to fight with him. I'm going to beat you down first, and then I'm going to compete with Qi.

I know you want revenge. But it is not wise to be suspected before revenge. So I suggest you take your little brothers. Help Wu Guo to beat Qi Guo first. What do you think of this trick to prevent Wu from suspecting you? "

Gou Jian, the King of Yue, is also a wise man, so he said to the uterus, I am grateful to Mr. Zi Gong, and we are very willing.

The consequences here are very clear. The State of Wu brought the younger brother Yue and Lu. In the case of three against one, Qi was beaten so hard that he didn't even know his mother.

Qi had no choice but to admit his cowardice and continue to be Wu's younger brother. I can't bully another younger brother of Wu, Lu. The crisis of Lu was also resolved by Zi Gong's wise lobbying.

It is said that Su Qin Zhang Yi's skill of uniting Lian Heng is perfect. But this time, Zi Gong's lobbying for historical sites is not even worse than Su Qin's skill of uniting Lian Heng.

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