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Talking about women.

1. divines often places her hopes on others, even if such hopes are illusory. The woman fights for everything, big and small, even if it is not her own. Every female man was a goddess before he became a female man, but later, he was cocooned by life.

2. Women should be broad-minded and don't care about smelly men.

3. A woman appears because she feels insecure.

4. The female man's stunned eyes betrayed their looks!

Reality forces me to be a woman, so I have no choice but to cooperate!

Ladies, only gynecologists can treat you as women now.

7. Actually, no one is a big woman or a small woman, a woman or a lovely girl. It's just that the mask has been worn for a long time. A woman needs someone to discover her charm and gentleness, and a lovely girl needs someone to see her courage and responsibility. It's not that I haven't been gentle, but no one has noticed.

8. Female men are all pretending, and they all have beautiful imaginations in their hearts.

9. Every invulnerable woman has been soft-hearted and sick.

10. In front of you, I pretend to be gentle. However, in the eyes of my best friend, I am a woman.

1 1. A female man's "I'm fine" is more distressing than a lovely girl's "I'm so sad".

12. All female men are actually driven to the Liangshan Mountains.

13. The most vulnerable woman in the world is called a woman …

14. Not gentle, because I haven't met anyone who can make me gentle. I am a woman, but I also need a man.

15. The goddess does not understand the sadness of diaosi, and the male god does not understand the gentleness of the female man.

16. I met a woman because she didn't like you at all.

17. Behind every woman, there is a girl's heart and a fiery tenderness. It's just too deep

18. A woman is a woman, and there is no such thing as a man, if you insist that you are a man! Now let's go out for a drink with bare arms! I have nothing to say about it. I only know the fact that there are no women in this world.

19. I'm a man, and I want to find a woman and have a little man.

20. Love women's independence, strength, frankness and courage.

2 1. There are no men in the city, so I have to be a woman myself. Gentle girls are gentle to everyone, and women are only gentle to heroes. So, it's not that I'm not feminine.

22. All female men have a girl's heart full of stubble.

23. Women are always the most naive, and ladies can be vicious. If one day you have to choose between trusting someone and opposing someone, please be sure to trust women, because they won't lie!

24. Every female man appears because there is no real man around to protect him.

25. Always remember that you are a lady and then fight like a woman.

Woman, tell me.

1, I want to be together all my life, but time has become a killer of love.

2. The woman who can be hard, soft, provocative, charming and proud is the most worthy of you.

There must be a girl like me who sweats after getting dressed in the shower.

4. Simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

6. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

7. Don't chase a boy with an iphone6. He has no kidney.

If my name can decide my fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

9. Don't play hooligans with female hooligans. You never know how rogue she is.

10 I found that even if you can abandon the whole world, you must still have a brother in your heart.

1 1. I woke up in the morning and found that I had muscles. My mother smiled and was bitten by a mosquito.

12, it's the emotion that's hard to rush, and you can't hit it.

13, it doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.

14, you said that before you turn over, the salted fish will turn over, and it will still be salted fish.

15, I thought I was invisible, so others couldn't find me. It's no use.

16. Fools monitor their minds with their bodies, while wise men monitor their bodies with their hearts.

17, mom and dad, no car, no house, wide interests, kind-hearted.

18, it doesn't matter if you don't like me. I'll ask my son to pick up your daughter in the future.

19 In fact, people throw eggs at me, and they are also happy to receive flowers.

Before I missed a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so I visited the Great Wall again.

2 1, my buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!

22. The bamboo chopper wanted to listen to the melodious flute, but it hurt the bamboo's heart.

23. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes.

24. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning. I feel cute!

25. You are not a born king, but you can have the temperament of a king.

26. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

27. Some people can't eat at most; Looking at you, you have to spit out what you ate the year before last!

28. Those who rain without an umbrella are hooligans and always get wet.

29. Although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.

30, everyone else is pretending, I'm not a cow, I can only pretend.

3 1, children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.

32. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

34. Big money: robbing the rich to help the poor is the gentlest way.

35, embrace the only you in the world, hopelessly firm.

36. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife. It only takes three knives to chop people.

37. God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, just playing with me.

38. I wanted to be a lady, but life forced me to be a bitch.

39. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.

4 1. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

42. Eldest brother, I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.

43. I would rather be funny with a woman than be a girlfriend with a goddess.

44. When I can't find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel that the whole person is making Indian cakes.

45, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

46. When a girl runs, her chest will be automatically set to vibration mode.

You don't have to comment on my quality. Different ways, no common goal.

48. It's best not to use your own photos, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.

49. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.

50, cheap words engraved on your face, which have my share!

5 1, you are like a Rubik's cube, turning past lives around and finally remaining indifferent.

52. When others get angry and drunk, I get angry and buy drinks to fill my stomach.

53. Sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.

54. Listen or don't listen. The teacher is here. Don't leave before class is over.

55, don't say anything before the exam, four words: insist!

56. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

58, I posted the pulse on the computer, just to get a better network speed.

59. Life is too short to leave a minute for someone who makes you unhappy.

60. The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

6 1, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

62, either love or hate, don't fucking give me pity!

The power of mistress seems irresistible to most people.

64. The blind man made a wish to God if he gave me three days of light. I want to blind everyone.

65. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

66. In the dream, you are all outside the dream, and only you are in your mind.

67. Only by cutting off your own retreat can you win a better way out.

Let me know if you have any difficulties, but I can't help you anyway.

69. If life is like the first time, you are pushing the tower and I am walking the line.

70. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

7 1. When we learn bird language, we can't achieve positive results until we become bird people.

72. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

73. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

74. I'm sorry, not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I'm afraid of hurting people I shouldn't hurt.

75. Women are only men's faces, and money and power are men's backbones.

No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.

77. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully?

78. If the miracle has not yet appeared, God has given you a chance to create a miracle.

79. The school pays money so frequently that my parents think I'm taking drugs.

80, risk, I endure, plot against, I also endure, hey, you should use the honey trap.

8 1, as a typical loser, you are really successful.

82. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

83. It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of a ship.

84. Good-looking funny is funny, and ugly funny is swearing.

Ordinary people, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

A domineering female man talks about phrases, and domineering is suitable for female men.

Female man with domineering personality talks about the mantra;

1, scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. It's flashing. I'm taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures of me.

2. We must shape ourselves into a bully, a thin man and a woman this semester.

3. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba: the seal is lifted!

4. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will take me home.

6. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which can make people smile when they meet.

7. God gave you two eyes, two ears and one mouth to see, listen and force less.

8. I'm not waiting for you to turn around, but giving myself a reason to ignore it.

9. Everything I said was written for you. The whole world is moving, but you don't respond.

10, girl, it is better to open your mouth and curse when you are angry than to cry.

1 1. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

12, after finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

13, when I was a child, I read in the newspaper that XXX was sentenced to life imprisonment, thinking that he would drift away until he died.

14, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

15, I especially appreciate the kind of real man who is indifferent to other girls but never forgets his wife.

16. I will never be the one who said I would go first. If one day I leave first, it will be forever.

17, I told you a bunch of nonsense without thinking and logic. In fact, I missed you.

18, most people in the world are lonely. Few people in the world are willing to listen and share.

19. I couldn't hand in my holiday homework last year because I had stomach cancer, and I'm angry again this year.

20. People in prison are getting more and more handsome, and I'm really worried about myself more and more.

2 1, I can cry, laugh, sell cute, warm the bed and cook, but why don't you love me?

22. You don't know that every time I fight, endless warmth rises in my heart.

23. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is those who try their best to make you end being single.

24. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of a man's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

26. Give me your ex-girlfriend's favorite skirt. Hehe, honey, what expression do you want me to wear?

27. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.

28. It is a cowardly thing to make a girl cry. It is a terrible thing to make a boy cry.

29. With money, love can be close at hand; No money, but love is far away.

30. When someone said that they hated me, I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?

A domineering woman talks about her mood.

1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

2, you will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.

3. I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They seem to want to play a joke on the singers.

I was also the seed of infatuation, but I was killed by lightning.

5, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

7.we are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

8. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about changing my head. I can't do it.

9. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

10, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

1 1. A real brother is a woman who appears when you need her most.

12, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

13, Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

14, nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!

15, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.

16 Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

17, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

18, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

19, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

20. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

2 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk to see who is unhappy and biting who.

22.90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

24. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.

25. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

26, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

27. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

28. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

29. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

3 1, I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?

32. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.

33. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

34. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

35. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

36. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

37. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

38. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!

39. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

40. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.

Talk about the domineering attitude towards women.

1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.

I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.

Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.

4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.

Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.

6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.

7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.

8. How to play, what role, what goods.

9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.

10, don't make friends with others with my secret.

1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.

12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.

13, I said please go away, did you run away?

14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.

16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.

17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.

18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.

19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.

20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.

2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.

22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.

23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.

24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.

If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.

30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.

3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.

I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.

34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.

I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.

37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?

39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.

40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?

Say a strong woman.

1, a strong woman, finally lost to fate.

2. Women should smile and be as strong as sunflowers.

3. Asian women or China women are the most beautiful.

Fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like. I hope so.

5, women are used to coax, not to scold, women are used to hug, not to fight.

That woman can give me happiness, but she can't.

7. Strong women cry. But I won't admit defeat.

8. Because women are always infatuated.

9. Crying is a woman's right, but crying is not the solution to the problem. As long as you understand this lesson after crying and don't make the same mistake again, what's wrong with crying?

10, hey, I'm a man, why do I still miss you so much?

1 1, I must appear in your household registration book, not your wife or your stepmother.

12, woman, you should laugh, why are you crying?

13, woman, don't be silly, there is no such happiness and beauty in the world.

14, a woman's life is like a flower, and dying in the palm of her hand is happiness.

15, just a woman, there is no need to be so hurt.

16. Be an ordinary woman in this life and describe her life quietly.

17, a woman who looks strong on the outside is actually very fragile on the inside.

18. Only when women are economically independent can they highlight their personality charm.

19, I will always accompany you silently, although I am a little girl in front of others.

20. I never want to have long hair, but I want to be the girl you like. I have decided not to cut my hair any more. I want to have long hair.

2 1, I suddenly saw your smiling face with her, and the tears left in my eyes became more and more obvious.

22. A woman with real temperament never shows off everything she has.

23. A woman may not be strong enough to be crushed, but she must be tough enough to cut.

24. In the future, I will be a beautiful woman, not beautiful, but kind.

25. Try to be an excellent and beautiful woman.

There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it's a pity that he is on TV.

27, pour out the world, it is difficult to reach her back smile.

28, between your thoughts, let me be emotional.

29. I know you know my heart. We don't need verbal communication.

30. A good promise will crush me.

3 1, your future life will be better than before, after I leave.

32. You are my sister and you are my baby, no matter how far apart.

Seeing you with other girls will make you feel.

Girl, why do you humiliate yourself for someone who doesn't love you?

35. Men have brothers and old ladies have girlfriends.

36. If the sky is affectionate, you will be old and your daughter will die early.

37, always reserved, this is the way of women.

38. There are not many girls, as long as they are sincere! Third sister, is everything all right?

Dear friends in Inner Group 2, thank you for accompanying me when I needed it most. Long live friendship.

40. Men are unreliable, only girls are reliable.