English jokes or short stories

Q:

what

this

discrepancy

amongst

a

monkey

and

a

Fleas?

A:

a

monkey

can

have

Fleas,

but

a

flea

cannot

have

Monkeys.

What's the difference between monkeys and fleas? You may directly think that they are a big one and a small one. But besides, monkeys can have fleas, but fleas can't have monkeys. Is this an interesting answer?

Q:

how

can

you

most

stimulate

a

Farmers?

A:

pass by

step on

exist

his

Corn?

If you step on a farmer's corn or grain, he will definitely get angry; And if you step on the corns of farmers' feet, they will be more angry. Corn can refer to both "corn/grain" and "corn".

Q:

which

be

this

The strongest

human

exist

this

The world?

A:

this

Snails.

it

carry

its

house

exist

its

Come back.

Because snails always carry a house on their backs, it is not surprising that snails are the strongest creatures in the world. What did you say?/Sorry?

Q:

what

do

human

do

exist

a

clock

Factory?

A:

they

manufacture

surface

all

Day.

At the sight of manufacturing

Don't think that people who work in a watch factory make faces all day! Because in addition to this meaning, it can be literally understood as making a clock face.

Q:

how

do

you

stop

a

nightwalker

from

go on foot

exist

his

Sleep?

A:

keep

he

Awake.

How can we prevent sleepwalkers from sleepwalking?

exist

his

What about sleep? The easiest way is not to let him sleep. Although this is not a treatment, if the sleepwalker is awake, he will not sleepwalk.