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Do you know what happens to durian after it decays? It became a grapefruit. This is a sentence written by my favorite girl.
Durian will become a grapefruit after rotting
Do you know what happens to durian after rotting?
it will turn into a grapefruit.
1.
Before durian rotted, grapefruit was also called Song Yusi.
Song Yusi is my college roommate. At that time, I thought this girl looked smart and intelligent, and her eyes shone with insight into the world. However, the cruelty of reality is to prove that I am really a professional slap in the face, and I understand that Song Yusi's brain structure is absolutely the same as that of paramecium. Of course, paramecium is also very wronged: people don't have her crackling temper.
The world is so chaotic now, not because it is indifferent to exotic flowers, but I think the bigger reason is that it plays a deaf ear to the injustice, such as a rabbit coveting a fish, such as Mu Tao holding hands with Song Yusi.
Song Yusi's understanding of Mu Tao is very old terrier: Song Yusi, a bright girl, occasionally saw Mu Tao under the wisteria frame next to the library, and she was shocked by nature. After some probing, she got the WeChat of the male god Mu Tao, and repeatedly asked for verification, but it was fruitless. Song Yusi's chicken blood soared and mobilized all the forces around him to add the male god QQ. He didn't care about men and women, didn't care about bending straight, and just wanted to pass the verification of the male god.
At this time, life once again proved its unreliability. This time, Song Yusi stood out easily from the army of verification and passed the verification. Very idol drama, isn't it? Romantic, isn't it?
There is only one truth: Mu Tao, the male god, shook his hand for a moment and ordered it wrong.
society depends on the face, and life is casual. An unreliable start does not hinder girls' willfulness of pursuing love. So, Mu Tao and Song Yusi, who have achieved positive results, still scare everyone.
why? Because before that, their conversation was like this:
Song Siyu: "All these years, I have been waiting for the day to add you QQ."
Mu Tao: "Don't be ridiculous. A beautiful girl like you is not short of people."
Song Siyu: "I know you are shy, and you are easily hurt inside. Don't worry, I am strong and won't let you get hurt."
Mu Tao: ...
Song Yusi: "Have you eaten?"
Song Yusi: "Are you bored when you eat?"
Song Yusi: "Do you want to listen to cold jokes when you are bored while eating?"
Song Yusi: "When you are bored at dinner, shall I tell you a cold joke?"
mu Tao: "are you tired?"
song yusi: "I'm not tired."
mu Tao: "I'm tired."
......
Love always comes inexplicably. In Song Yusi's seven-month pursuit, Mu Tao was not scared away. We don't know how her paramecium thinking shook his nerves. It's not important at all. What's important is that such an unchanging monotonous pursuit, even the pursuit of encountering such ultra-low technical flexibility, has succeeded. Who would believe it?
hey, life is like chess, and people who create their own chess games are so qualified to be willful.
Of course, any love affair in this world doesn't have its own auxiliary function of worrying about the spectator's mood, but it has a very strong defense system. If you feel the same way, please feel free to praise it. If you don't like it, please poke your eyes. Every fool knows the importance of eyes, not to mention that we are all normal people, so we will see:
In the study room, Mu Tao and Song Yusi are quiet, Mu Tao is holding the economic law, and Song Yusi is chewing on financial management, but it does not affect their intimacy as conjoined twins.
On the playground, Mu Tao plays ball, and Song Yusi is cheering beside him, holding a water cup in his hand, and his face is obsessed with the starlight from his eyes, like a dolphin's billowing waves in the sea.
When friends have dinner, Mu Tao will hand over a cup of ginger tea before Song Yusi eats, and Song Yusi will dig out a bag of milk before Mu Tao drinks.
Mu Tao and Song Yusi are very much in love, so they brew their own fragrance. Day by day, from the abstract to the concrete, they have been baked for a long time and absorbed enough sunshine, so that we can't help admiring and cheering.
2.
There is a permanent law in the love affair that started on campus. Before graduation, most of the young people always part ways, but lovers who can avoid graduation and survive the initial working poverty rarely part ways.
During the six years from campus to the workplace, Song Yusi and Mu Tao didn't die in the campus lovers who were separated by Lao Yan, and they also went through the most difficult running-in period, but they just went to a fork in the road when they came to marriage naturally. This fork in the road is like a natural barrier, and its name is Unrequited Love Syndrome.
In the coffee shop with fresh style and painted blue walls, there is a girl who Mu Tao had a crush on in high school. She hung her head slightly, her long hair hung over her shoulders and was charming. The beauty tearfully said, "Mu Tao, I like you." Mu Tao didn't resist the surprise and temptation of being obsessed with you for a long time and suddenly bumping into you one day.
People are always like this. When you are deeply in love, every tear of the other person is Wang Yang in your heart. When you are not in love, no amount of Wang Yang is like a farce. Entangled with his new lover, Mu Tao became more and more negligent in talking to Song Yusi. Song Yusi, who is as simple as one track-minded, also noticed that she had an emotional crisis.
However, when Mu Tao broke up, Song Yusi still couldn't believe it. She collapsed.
Song Yusi, who is brave and proud, became a durian warrior in this breakup. She made a scene at the class reunion and went to Mu Tao's office to make a scene, asking who the other party was regardless of the occasion, place and time. Everything was done simply and rudely, out of control at will. Obsession is like durian, and Song Yusi is covered in it. Obviously, he is enthusiastic and optimistic, but he is full of thorns, and he can even smell a dark and corrupt smell coming from his body.
Mu Tao's expected silence in this breakup was unexpected. Song Yusi went all the way to Mu Tao's house to cry, and even our friends began to sympathize with Mu Tao. When she felt that Song Yusi had gone too far, Mu Tao didn't excuse herself.
When several people met for dinner, Song Yusi burst into tears as soon as Mu Tao was mentioned. He patted the table and shouted, "You all sympathize with him and understand him, and you all think that I have gone too far. What about me? What am I? When I had the intention that he would leave at any time, he said that he would spend a lifetime with me. When I was ready to spend a lifetime with him, he turned and left. Why, why, the passive one is always me, and the abandoned one is me. "
After Song Yusi finished, he grabbed his coat and left. The high heels clanked on the ground, leaving us speechless.
Emotion is not a thing. It has no weight or volume. It is difficult to lift it, but it is still forced when it is put down.
3.
I don't know whether time cured the pain or Song Yusi found the medicine himself. Mu Tao was never accused and pestered by Song Yusi again.
In the seventh month after they broke up, Song Yusi knocked on my door.
We sat on the carpet and leaned against the sofa to watch TV. The girl was wronged outside, crying in the boy's arms. The boy reached out and caressed her long hair, gently and softly.
Song Yusi spits: Gee, a hug is far less important than a bowl of noodles.
I couldn't help laughing when I remembered the nature of her eating goods. I said, "It's romantic."
Song Yusi argued unconvinced: "Whether romantic or not, Mu Tao never makes me hungry when I am sad."
this sentence blurted out, and Song Yusi felt embarrassed after knowing it.
I don't know how to interface, so I have to accompany her to be silent in the dim light.
Two people who have taken the same love sign have created too many memories in the time machine, and they will always come out to warm you when they are not looking.
"What's the connection? Stop it?" I asked her.
"I asked him why he didn't argue. He said that he only remembers my goodness. "
Song Yusi raised her head with her knees in her arms, her eyes sparkling and her mouth smiling quietly.
Behind the hysteria is nothing more than unwillingness. Love is not a fair contract. Sometimes, we are destined to be passers-by, and tenacious struggle can't rewrite the ending that we can't grow old together. Once in love, I laughed, hurt, gained a lot and lost a lot, which made me who I am today. Now that we are apart, I only want to remember your kindness, to let myself go and to respect myself.
durian rotted, and the reorganized Song Yusi became a grapefruit, which was fragrant outside and burnt inside, with bitterness in the pulp, but it was completely harmless.
4.
When I saw Song Yusi again, I heard about her and made a new boyfriend.
do you know what happens to durian after it decays?
it became a grapefruit.
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