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The complete works of Zhao Benshan's cold jokes: brain teasers
Fan Wei replied: 1+ 1 is not equal to 3 under any circumstances.
A: If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to 3.
Why doesn't your puppy give birth to jumping coquettish?
Fan Wei replied: Because our dog pays attention to hygiene.
A: Because dogs can only have dogs, but not other things.
There is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey underground. How many monkeys are there in total?
Fan Wei: Eight.
A: Two.
There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one underground and several monkeys.
Fan Wei: Two.
A: Eight.
Where acne doesn't worry you?
Fan Wei: It grows at the waist.
A: It grows on other people's faces.
A drunk picked up a big stone and smashed it like a TV. He just listened with a bang. The TV is not broken. Why?
Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good.
No, it fell to the floor with a bang.
A driver saw a monkey crouching in the opposite tree, so he braked. Why?
Fan Wei replied, This driver likes animals.
He turned the monkey's ass into a red light.
1+ 1 Under what circumstances =2?
Fan Wei: If the calculation is wrong,
A: If you are right again.
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