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The complete works of Zhao Benshan's cold jokes: brain teasers

1+ 1 Under what circumstances =3?

Fan Wei replied: 1+ 1 is not equal to 3 under any circumstances.

A: If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to 3.

Why doesn't your puppy give birth to jumping coquettish?

Fan Wei replied: Because our dog pays attention to hygiene.

A: Because dogs can only have dogs, but not other things.

There is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey underground. How many monkeys are there in total?

Fan Wei: Eight.

A: Two.

There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one underground and several monkeys.

Fan Wei: Two.

A: Eight.

Where acne doesn't worry you?

Fan Wei: It grows at the waist.

A: It grows on other people's faces.

A drunk picked up a big stone and smashed it like a TV. He just listened with a bang. The TV is not broken. Why?

Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good.

No, it fell to the floor with a bang.

A driver saw a monkey crouching in the opposite tree, so he braked. Why?

Fan Wei replied, This driver likes animals.

He turned the monkey's ass into a red light.

1+ 1 Under what circumstances =2?

Fan Wei: If the calculation is wrong,

A: If you are right again.