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The classic sentence of a schemer

1, your wrinkles can kill flies. Why are you still here?

2. Why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face? Grow a face and wipe your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

3. You think you are smart; The other person's heart is the best house; Kindness is precious; For those who really love each other: be honest with each other.

Expensive, fulfilling the grievances of others-dedicated to those who are too soft-hearted and heartless. I used my kindness to feed many heartless people!

4. I'm afraid of scheming women. I can only hide if I can't be provoked, and only women know women ... so I still like them.

Make friends with people who have no brains, and don't like people who are too smooth. Why are you so scheming? Are you really not tired? I watched it all.

weary ...

5, a big fat man in the circle of friends sent a selfie, and I agree that it is really thin. I feel like a scheming bitch, damn it.

6, so tired, I don't want to talk to people at all, I don't want to socialize or anything, it seems that I have returned to the previous era and contacted by letter.

Chatting in the big yard, staying with my family every day, cooking, eating and chatting, without any social and scheming people,

There is no interest relationship, nothing that makes my family and I unhappy, just a paradise on earth.

7. I can't stand some people, so I just like to play tricks behind their backs. It's really disgusting. I said it in front of you, and it's in the circle of friends again.

Once again, please be cautious, don't know or agree without my own consent.

Write my name on any document or instrument, I thank you! ! ! ! This kind of behavior is really nasty.

8. I always treat my friends sincerely and have a clear conscience. Yes, I'm a fucking smart person.

People. The best relationship is that you are not tired. The person who can make you take off your disguise and forget all your tricks is worth spending your life with.