Funny humor, question-and-answer dialogue

We need many jokes to improve our taste in life, so what are the funny question-and-answer dialogues? I collected some for you.

Humorous and funny teasing dialogue 1. Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Funny dialogue quiz 1. "I am full when I see you."

"Why?"

"Because it's delicious."

2. "How did the general bad news start?"

"Imperial army let me take a message for you. . . "

3. "I had a nosebleed yesterday."

"It seems that I have lost my period."

4. "Mom, I'm coming out."

"Gay?"

"hmm"

"Stay away from your dad."

5. "Mulan, we can finally be together."

"You know I'm a woman! ? "

"Are you a woman? ! "

6. "How do you want to spend the weekend?"

"What, today is the weekend?"

7. "Mom, what am I to you?"

"mentally retarded."

8. "If you were hit by a car 10 meters away, what would you say when you got up?"

"the next car"

9. "Sorry, we may not be suitable."

"Bullshit, I'm versatile."

10. "In ancient times, my sister's face value could support the whole brothel!"

"You mean you look like a pillar?"