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Why can't a hyena beat a donkey?

Because when the donkey fights with the hyena, the donkey always makes the hyena's teeth useless with its flexible hooves, but will fight back with its long neck and kiss the minister.

Hyenas are the largest animals in Hyenaidae, which are mainly distributed in sub-Saharan Africa. The wild ancestor of our common domestic donkey is African wild donkey, and there is still a certain wild population distribution in East Africa. However, as an extremely endangered species, African wild donkeys have been protected, and there is no chance to conflict with a considerable number of hyenas on the East African prairie. But there have been conflicts between the two in history. After all, one is a carnivore and the other is a herbivore, and they are distributed in the same domain.

However, from the existing records, there are no African wild donkeys in the recipes of East African hyenas, which means that in the wild environment, hyenas will not choose to kill donkeys.

After the wild donkey was domesticated, its wildness weakened, but its character remained unchanged. Although we often say that "the donkey kicks the head" is a joke, when the donkey was once the main means of animal transport, it kicked people many times, but usually it was not the head. Therefore, a hot temper is the key for a donkey to subdue a hyena. After all, if you are not afraid, you have a chance to win.

Secondly, although the donkey is synonymous with "stupid" in our impression, it is not stupid. Some studies show that donkeys can find the shortest distance between two points without roads. Therefore, when fighting with hyenas, donkeys always use flexible hooves to make hyenas' teeth useless, but will use their long necks and kiss ministers to fight back against their opponents.