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A collection of personalized copywriting in the circle of friends with hot weather (43 sentences)
2. It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer; It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.
It's too hot, so eat an ice cream to cool down.
4. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
Sitting in a dark room without electricity in this weather, touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.
6. agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.
7. My Kouga burned my mouth.
8. It was so hot that I got a tan.
9. In the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!
10. It's 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Pay attention to turning over when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don't bake beard!
1 1. Walking on the road, it's so hot that it melts.
12. Your mother and I fell into the river at the same time. Please save your mother first. It's too hot. I want to stay in the water for a while.
13. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the balance of the bank card in the mirror, you can also hold your stomach and watch your sweetheart QQ invisible. Is your heart cold at the moment?
14. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' ..." "It's really hot today!"
15. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. The passing aunt said: Is it hot outside?
16. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.
17. In such hot weather, the secret love has become a secret love.
18. Moon, please tell your grandson who has always liked you not to be shy.
19. Don't think you are not mean just because you are a baby.
20. When the weather is hot, go to the southwest to escape the heat, and when the mood is narrow, go to the southwest to vent. What you can't wait for is the sudden accident in life.
2 1. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.
22. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath.
Personalized copy of hot weather in friends circle (part two) 23. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.
24. It's so hot that it's twisted.
25. I bought eggs in the supermarket and took them home to cook.
26. On such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.
27. Now the whole country is mourning for a guy named "Hot" because-it's too hot!
28. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.
Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
30. Ask how cool the dormitory is, and sell the housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!
3 1. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal?
32. Smoothies, eat quickly, or it will get hot.
A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang, "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright."
34. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's too hot!
35. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.
36. He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!
37. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.
38.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?
39. Step on the newly painted yellow line and leave a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on candied silk that has been sunburned by hot weather.
40. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
4 1. The most sincere care is the deepest love.
42. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
43. My cousin gave a Coca-Cola when he got married ... After drinking it, he cried with his daughter-in-law ... and touched all the guests ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his cola, which was a great achievement and fame.
Humorous sentences about 48 hot summers.
In the midsummer of July, Xia began to show off the power of her father-in-law Sun. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.
2. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...
3. Regan Noodles need not be cooked.
It's so sultry that I can't breathe.
Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!
6. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the "Lost and Found" column of the community. He wrote like this: "The puppy, male, almost nine months old, without a collar, is very friendly and found on Shiqiao Road." I am worried that revealing too many details like this will give those who have no conscience to ask for dogs an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband wrote a new notice. He wrote, "Guess what I found?"
7. Someone died again today. His name is hot.
8. How to send a hot circle of friends today?
9. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.
10. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Loli has become an "acquaintance".
1 1. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
12. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.
13. I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.
14. Go to the southwest for the summer when the weather is hot, and go to the southwest to vent when the mood is narrow. What you can't wait for is the sudden accident in life.
15. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.
16. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher has become a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? 65438.
17. This hot weather reminds me of that summer.
18. What's going on over there? I'm familiar with this place.
19. It's 36 degrees today, and it's so hot that I wish I were dead, but my family only has an electric fan. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.
20. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.
2 1. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
22. Summer is a hot season. There is a warm word that is sweet. There is an old story that is amazing. There is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!
23. A high-profile fire umbrella is a metaphor for the hot summer sun; Spread out. Describe the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.
I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.
I really appreciate it. I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.
26. This weather is suitable for sitting on a hot kang, eating melon seeds and playing cards, isn't it? I survived the winter and almost froze to death this spring …
27. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.
28. It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.
29. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.
30. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
3 1. A long time will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
32. 12. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun!"
33. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.
It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.
God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
36. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
37. I received a mobile phone message as soon as I got to work, reminding me that it is hot today and I should pay attention to heatstroke prevention.
38. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 3 1, which is really cool.
39. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.
40. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!
4 1. It's hot and a lot of hair is lost. It is difficult for people to wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
42. This message is radiated by strong light, scorched by hot sun, swept by strong wind, struck by lightning, bitten by mosquitoes and washed by rain, and finally reaches your mobile phone, telling you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
43. There is a hot summer every year. Why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!
44. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.
45. The sun is so big that it is dying.
46. The sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
47. Since Nanchong was too hot to sleep in summer, I began to suffer from insomnia.
48. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart QQ invisible. Is your heart cold at the moment?
Humorous sentences about tanning in summer
1. I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...
2. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?
3. Bitterness and bitterness all the way, continuous transcendence, maturity and gratitude all the way.
It's hot today, and I feel tanned three times on the way, but there is still a typhoon today, so I don't feel anything.
You can't be an idiot if you get tanned.
6. The basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.
7. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...
8. I get a tan to protect you secretly.
9. The filter can't save my tanned skin.
10. My sister came back from the seaside and got a tan, which set off my beauty. I was moved.
1 1. Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!
12. Friend, your Chinese is really good.
13. My teeth are so white.
14. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?
15. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.
16. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.
17. Because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!
18. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!
19. You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned, the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.
20. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!
2 1. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.
22. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.
23. I miss you in spring. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.
24. I would rather die of heat than be tanned, and when will the days of practicing driving end?
25. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.
Humorous copywriting in a circle of friends with high temperature in 2022
2022 A humorous copy of Tucao 1 high temperature circle of friends. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.
2.? In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
3.? What defeated me was not innocence, but innocence. I didn't realize until today that "stay still and calm" is by no means a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
4.? Going out shopping, I saw acquaintances all over the street. But I don't know any of them.
5.? I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.
6.? I've been thinking about kidnapping the principal, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory and giving him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...
7.? I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.
8.? Usually, everyone's circle of friends is basking in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun if you have the ability!"
9.? In this weather, all the people who can date you out are friends of life and death!
10.? Starting today. I'm not single dog anymore. But hot dogs!
1 1.? Finally, I can take a sauna at no cost.
12.? Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.
13.? Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!
14.? I met a stranger in the street just now. Suddenly became an acquaintance!
15.? When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.
16.? I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time and didn't pick it up. Afraid of burning yourself!
17.? Lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!
18.? This weather. All the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
19.? This weather. Lori has become a "mature woman".
20.? In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
Humorous copywriting in a circle of friends with too high spit temperature 2 1. I owe my life to the air conditioner.
2.? The two strangers smiled at each other. It's over.
3.? Go out for five minutes. Sweat for two hours.
4.? Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
5.? I accidentally fell down on my way to work today. He was diagnosed as a third-degree scald by the hospital.
6.? The table is too hot. Mahjong burnt as soon as it was laid!
7.? There is nothing shameful about showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...
8.? Fortunately, under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
9.? It's really hot. If you want cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot. Otherwise, it will be hot soon!
10.? I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
1 1.? In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!
12.? Funny jokes about hot weather
13.? Today, I accidentally fell down on my way to work and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
14.? God, you have to let everyone know that this hot day has been opened by Shuiyan Mountain!
15.? I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.
16.? This cushion. You must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.
17.? Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!
18.? If it gets so hot, it won't break, and its wings have melted; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.
19.? Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.
20.? Let's stay at home. You can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
2022 Humorous Copywriting in Friends Circle with Too High Spitting Temperature 3 1. Life is richer because of family ties, years are moved by parents, and life is warm because of home. I wish my parents my heart, thank white hair for my success, thank vicissitudes for my touch, and thank wrinkles for my growth and selfless support. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
2.? The high temperature in summer makes me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
3.? My body is dying of heat. My soul will be with you.
4.? Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.
5.? Lying on the mat feels like an iron ox fillet.
6.? The most affected by high temperature is the porcelain touching industry, which has entered a comprehensive shutdown!
7.? Inviting you in for dinner in this weather must be a matter of life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!
8.? The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been played. It's actually burnt
9.? I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.
10.? In July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky. The cloud seems to have melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.
1 1.? Our cornfield. This is almost a popcorn field.
12.? Last summer's long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs from Black Rice.
13.? It was so hot that I bought a basket of eggs and turned them into chickens at home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.
14.? It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.
15.? It was so hot that I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
16.? What defeated me was not naivety, but naivety.
17.? Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees. Not familiar.
18.? In June, the sun is like fire and the heat is lingering. However, this kind of wind and fire can't hide the rich connotation of the season. On the street, the surging crowd, colorful clothes and makeup converge into a seven-color rainbow across the world, depicting the beautiful poems and paintings of life.
19.? My shoes are still stuck on the asphalt.
20.? The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.
The weather is so hot that funny friends recommend it.
It's so hot (1) 1. A man fell and his face was badly burned.
The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.
I like it, I like lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
5. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.
6. In the hot summer, I hope the cool breeze will drive away your heat slowly. You must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, not to stay up too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!
7. I can't sleep over and over, and I'm the only one who can't stand the heat?
8. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...
9. It's so hot that it's twisted.
10. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
1 1. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.
12. They stood in the sun, "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon".
13. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
14. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reached your mobile phone and said to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
15. Let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
16. After these days of high temperature, I became invisible in the dark and didn't show my teeth.
17. There is a hot season in summer, a warm word is sweet, an old story is amazing, and a girl who loves you deeply is you. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!
18. Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.
19. In hot weather, invite everyone to take a sauna for free, and lose weight together. Come on!
20. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer.
The weather is so hot that it kills me (2 1). The feeling of teppanyaki.
22. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.
23. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.
If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
25. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.
26. It's hot, use your indifference to avoid it.
27. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.
28. What women struggle with in summer is exposure to sweat and makeup. What's tangled in winter is: It's too cold to show your thighs ... What should I do?
29. It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner. I have to make a reservation in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.
30. My brother is doing his homework. As soon as I came out from washing the pot, my hands were wet and I threw water in his face. I didn't expect this guy to come waving his fist. He said, Sister, you must repay me with your fist! ..... Kao. What a "counterattack"!
3 1. The water was cut off in such hot weather. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.
32. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The policeman's uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"
33. The weather is so hot recently, I feel that summer is coming, and I seem to see fireflies when I walk!
34. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.
35. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night, and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.
Don't think you are not mean just because you are a baby.
37. Founder of Furnace School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Left and right body protectors: Nanjing Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and can cross the temperature, so he is the candidate for the next leader.
38. When the weather is hot, it is also the season of heat expansion and cold contraction. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.
39. Walking in the street, do you all feel sunburned?
40. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.
A hilarious and malicious copy of the internal volume (20 sentences)
1. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.
Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.
I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.
My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.
Actually, we were in love.
6. Involution is a process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.
7. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.
When the king went to war, nothing grew.
9. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
10. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.
1 1. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.
12. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.
13. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.
14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!
15. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at than to force yourself to overcome those things.
16. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.
17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.
18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.
19. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.
20. You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.
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