Humorous sentences suitable for chatting

Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are prepared before cooking. Do you know any good sentences that can be extracted from chatting? Here are some sentences about chatting for your reference.

Chat quotations

1. Little sunflower's mother started school, and her child always coughed badly, and most of them were abandoned.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

3. Schoolmaster is like Wifi during the exam, and people all over Fiona Fang are asking for passwords.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus silently. Because I'm ... cute.

6. I lost my temper and I was scared. I'm afraid others will hit me.

7. I have no love, I just sleep.

8. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

9. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

10. It was not innocence that defeated me, but innocence.

1 1. Your half step, my horizon.

12. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please try to stretch out your legs and trip him!

13. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

14. If one day I become a gangster, please remind me that I was innocent.

15. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell.

16. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

17. The most attractive thing is Master Kong, who is clubbed by thousands of people every day.

18. Less routine and more sincerity.

19. Life is like fighting landlords. Some people, who were just a group, became enemies in a blink of an eye.

20. In summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again.

Short sentences for chatting

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2. sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.

3. Fight to the death for spring, summer, autumn and winter!

4. Thinking about life, constipation, no paper, Wi-Fi.

I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

6. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

7. What is the difficulty of getting up? I am a nail house!

8. If I were the king, who would dare to be a hero!

9. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

10. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

1 1. If you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

12. The hunter aimed at the fox and fired a shot, which resulted in his own death. The fox said, hey, I'm a reflective fox.

13. treat dreams as horses, and the more you ride, the more stupid you become!

14. Now college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

15. I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

I never swear. Because I have better hands-on ability.

17. I was also an infatuated seed, and I drowned in the heavy rain.

18. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, and I went alone.

19. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

Let's talk for the sake of chatting.

1. Do you love freedom or love me? I love you freely.

2. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

4. I have experienced the gale in Wan Li and the years of poetry and wine, but I can't stand your eyes.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

I don't want to be a cool person. I don't want my broken self-esteem to be shattered at once. Now, I just want to be with you.

7. Give you a life advice and suggest that you stay with me.

8. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

9. You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half.

10. If I had a child with you, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.

1 1. The road I walked was muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

12. It is said that people have two arms to hold their lover, so can I hold you?

13. You are my dish, and others are not allowed to clip it.

14. If you love me, I will accompany you; You don't love me, I give you freedom. This is the silly me, the one who cares about you.

15. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

16. It was love at first sight, and Conan dreamed it was you. Waiting is a mountain and heavy water, and there is no way to return to doubt. Meeting is bright, waking up is you. The reunion was unexpected. I hope you are all right.

17. I dare not miss you easily at night. I'm not afraid of accidentally staying up late.

18. One day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together and went out hand in hand. Walk the dog together, walk together, and fight for TV together. Buy vegetables together, cook together, and yell at the vegetable market for a few cents. I knew this day would come.

19. The world is a giant doll machine. I stand at the window and just want you.

20. If the fish and geese in this world are extinct, it must be that you often laugh.

Chat copy

1. I am anxious for you, for your heartbeat, for the starlight you pour out all night, for your kiss before going to bed, for the first bite of ice cream you eat, for the last piece of meat on your plate, for your hand, for your arms, for your journey, for your waiting, for your loneliness and a quiet harbor, all for you.

I think you are tired of living, so let me love you to death.

Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

I have walked through all the mountains and rivers and seen five oceans and seven continents, but I just want to join hands with you to grow old.

Liking is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in the world. It's not weighing the pros and cons, it's not seeing the color, but suddenly having someone who makes you feel worried.

6. Don't think what your beauty is. I love you.

7. The road is one foot high and the magic is ten feet high.

8. I like you clean and thorough.

9. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday.

1 1. The flower fell and didn't die. It was the wind that picked it up and threw it down, and the flower was killed.

12. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

13. If I hadn't practiced martial arts since I was a child, I would have hit you for fear of losing face.

14. It's all about skill to live a wonderful life.

15. Stop fighting, lose the hospital and win the prison.

16. No matter who it is, you can have a panoramic view.

17. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.

18. Can you take the initiative to find me? I have to force my circle of friends to get your attention.

19. You look like an accident scene.

20. You don't know me in junior high school, so you don't know. Actually, I've restrained myself a lot now.

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