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Funny sentences of dogs sending friends (28 episodes)

Who doesn't think you are poor, ugly, sick and old? Who can let you come when you call, linger and leave, ignoring your rudeness and irrationality and endlessly accommodating you? Who else but the dog? ~ ~ Are you looking for a similar sentence? Let me tell you something about my "Funny Sentences of Dogs Sending Friends (Collection 28)". Welcome to reading. I hope everyone will like it and share it!

1, such a beautiful Sunday, I want to have my own garden, barbecue with my parents, and have a dog to accompany me. It must be very warm to say something.

2, like cats and dogs, has been entangled in raising dogs or cats. On second thought, it's really best to have a cat and a dog.

Someone just asked me out on Valentine's Day, and I decisively refused. In an emergency, it's okay to cheat my feelings, but not to kill me.

Dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings. Don't hurt any puppies.

You think I'm looking at you, but I'm actually looking at the scenery.

6. If the years have not gone far, I don't want to hold a pool of cold water, bid farewell to the lonely back under the pressure of wind and frost, and walk all the way.

7. Most young couples in love like to keep dogs.

8, optimistic about your man, he is not no time to accompany you, but no time to accompany you!

I bought a lot of food today, including peaches, apples and peanuts.

10, since the dog. Many dogs like to play with me. Staying in the hospital every day is boring and going downstairs for a walk. This dog has been following me. It's so cute.

1 1, I like watching cats and dogs more and more and want to be alone more and more. It seems that confession without feedback can make me more comfortable. I don't know why, maybe I'm too free.

12 You can't have children! Just love someone! Until a long time later, we are all old! In the company of dogs! Flowers accompany!

13, it must be a beautiful dog, but now it's limping and walking hard step by step in the light rain below zero.

14. It's pathetic to hear the dog barking. Please don't hurt the dog. People living in rural areas basically have dogs at home. Everyone knows that dogs are good friends of people and will always accompany us.

15, the rice ball is five years old this year, and I recall the picture of it and me accompanying each other in Nanning, as if it were yesterday. Sometimes I can't help worrying about the news that a dog is lost or abused. I'm so timid, I love eating and I'm untidy. I really don't know if anyone can love it as much as our home is in another place. I really want to know what we are like in its world, and I feel sad at the thought that it will leave in the middle of the night one day.

16, Shiba Inu is very popular in Japan and belongs to small dogs. A gentle and obedient dog that even girls will like.

17, alas! I just saw your boyfriend send a 520, not for you.

18, there are roughly two kinds of dog owners. One is that they really like dogs, and the other is that some people and things in life are not satisfactory. Keep dogs for fun.

19, I am very happy today, with the blessing of mentally retarded children, the missing of dogs and the company of brothers.

20. Girl, hold my hand. Tell all the sad things and come with me.

2 1, it's like a typhoon crossing the border outside Fortunately, I can sleep peacefully with the dog. Good night

22. Sister, what rubbish are the roses you throw tomorrow?

23, wake up in the middle of the night, so thirsty to pick up water. I found you lying at the door of your room. Sleep well. Some people say what is the meaning of keeping a pet, and my greatest feeling is companionship. It feels good to be interdependent.

24, single, there is nothing to be afraid of, you have to be glad that you have not restrained yourself like people in love.

25. Many cats have been with them all their lives, giving us loneliness and warmth, leaving us unforgettable memories of that happy and wonderful time! Thanks to the company of cats and dogs in my childhood, my heart is neither weak nor hard.

26. If a stranger hits your dog, it will resist or even bite you, but if you hit your dog, it will lick your hand to please you or run back to the kennel to whine and be depressed. He knows he can't hurt you, even if you hurt it.

27. We are all waiting for a possibility, a possibility that accords with the soul. Being single is not terrible, but being alive is terrible.

28. Who doesn't think you are poor, ugly, sick and old? Who can let you come when you call, linger and leave, ignoring your rudeness and irrationality and endlessly accommodating you? Who else but the dog?