A short ghost story joke

Ghost stories have a strong sense of bringing in and pictures, which can bring people fear, but some ghost stories can make people laugh, which is really funny. Here are some short ghost stories and jokes I recommend to you.

Short ghost story joke 1: murder case in wholesale market

A young couple went to the wholesale market. After entering the big entrance, they saw a sign standing on the left: clothing area. On the right stands a sign: shoes and hats.

They left.

The wife picked up a dress and asked the vendor, "How much is it?"

Vendors: "180."

Wife: "Do you sell it at 80?"

Vendor: "Not for sale. If you really buy it, at least 150. "

Wife: "80."

Vendor: "Come on, just one price, 120."

Wife: "80."

The peddler thought for a moment and said, "Take it."

The wife picked up her clothes again and looked at them. She hesitated. The husband said beside him, "It's not worth it."

The wife put down her clothes and said to the vendor, "Let's look around again."

The peddler was unhappy and whispered, "You won't buy any fucking price!" "

The husband turned around and said, "How can you talk?"

Vendor: "I'll tell you what!" " No. What the fuck are you talking about? "

The husband was furious and rushed to kick down the vendor's stall.

The peddler took a knife out of his pocket and stabbed her husband twice in the stomach. ...

The husband is dead.

This is a murder case. Only six minutes before and after.

We should seize what we must seize and bury what we must bury. After that, the world worked normally.

The wholesale market resumed its noise and entered the big porch. There is a sign on the left: clothing. On the right stands a sign: shoes and hats.

Short ghost story joke 2: ghosts without bodies

One night, a member of the track and field team was running on the track and field late at night and saw a head shaking up and down in the dark.

His feet are so scared that he can't even run if he wants to.

Then he stopped moving, stopped in mid-air and looked at him with a straight face.

He wants to run fast, but he feels weak all over.

Slowly, my head turned and floated away. Only when there was a bright spot did he see clearly that it was a girl in black with a skipping rope in her hand.

Short Ghost Story Joke 3: Ghost Story of Personal Experience

About six years ago, one day, an old man came to this village. The old man looked haggard and depressed, but no one knew him, so he didn't pay attention. As a result, the old man was found hanging in the bamboo forest at night, and the place where he committed suicide was the bamboo forest directly behind my home. You can see the old man clearly through the bathroom window.

Because the distance is probably not more than ten steps, I came back at night, and I don't know because the body was disposed of quickly.

Then I remember that I was in a particularly good mood that day and went to take a bath happily. Because our bathroom is very small, people are close to the transom when taking a shower. Just when I was in the middle of washing, I looked up inadvertently, facing the transom. What I saw at that time made me stiff all over.

Because I saw a "head", I couldn't move at that time, but the head kept looking at me, and then he began to smile at me ... and he said, "... brother, did I scare you? "