Are there any special ghost stories or jokes?

I remembered something paranormal told me by my sister ... that my sister had a friend and he had a little son about three years old ... One day, he found his son waving at the window and said, "Goodbye, uncle!" " At first, my friend didn't think so ... I thought my son was talking to an uncle passing by in the street (because his family lived in a low place), but I thought his son always said this sentence around dusk ... but I couldn't see anyone outside the window ... The more I thought about it, the more scared my friend became ... So I asked my son who to say goodbye to ... My son replied, "With my uncle!" The friend asked again, "There is no one outside! Which uncle did you tell? " The son pointed to the outside and answered him, "What Uncle Sun!" ! ! "Just these days, an old man came to the village. The old man looks haggard and depressed, but perhaps because no one knows him, no one pays special attention to him. As a result, at night, the old man was found hanging himself in the Woods! Moreover, the hanging place is behind Xiaojing's home, and even the old man can be clearly seen through the bathroom window! In the evening, Xiao Jing came back because the body was quickly disposed of. So Xiao Jing didn't know, and then Xiao Jing went to take a shower. Because the bathroom is very small, it is close to the transom when taking a shower. Just in the middle of washing, Xiao Jing looked up and saw the transom. What I saw at that time made Xiao Jing stiff! Because she saw a head! Xiao Jing can't move, but her head keeps looking at her! At this moment, the colonel actually smiled! Then he said, "Sister, are you shocked? "My brother doesn't like my mother's cooking very much, but he likes instant noodles. One day, my mother didn't cook, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles. My mother scolded him: "You won't go out to buy a lunch without your mother cooking, will you?" "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious! ! "My brother said," I just like eating. How's it going? ! ""Alas ... mom tells you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. There was a young lady in your father's former company who ate instant noodles in the morning, noon and evening in order to save money and send it home. Eating instant noodles every day, she died three months later! " (stunned): "Really?" "How could mom lie to you?" "Really, how did she die?" Well, I had an accident when I bought instant noodles ... when Ali was working overtime, he suddenly felt a cold wind blowing in the north. Ali feels very strange. How can there be wind blowing in an airtight office building? Looking back, the clock on the wall points to 1 1. Ali thought that she might not be able to finish it today, so let's continue tomorrow. Thinking about it, I turned off the computer. After packing, he walked out of the office. Unexpectedly, the elevator is being renovated today ... Ali thought: it's over, the office is on the 0 th floor 165438+ ... so we have to take the stairs downstairs. Fortunately, I went downstairs, otherwise I would be exhausted. When Ali just came downstairs, she always felt that someone was following her behind her, and I couldn't help thinking of the cold wind in the office just now. Although Ali got goose bumps all over, she couldn't hide her curiosity. Looking back, I didn't look well, only to find that Xiaohong, a friend who died of cancer three months ago, was glaring at her ... "Why don't you keep your word? ! Why not keep your promise? I'm lonely down there ... so lonely ... "Xiaohong approached Ali and said ..." Ah _ _ _ "Ali fell from the window on the tenth floor ... Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs were good friends of Ali and Xiaohong ... After they attended Ali's funeral, they discussed Ali's death in a tea world hall. Xiaoxiang: Pearl Krabs ... Do you remember? Shortly after Xiaohong's death, Mei Mei died in a car accident ... Now it's Ali ... Will it ... Pearl Krabs: Hmm ... I have a feeling ... Could it be Xiaohong, she ... she ... Xiaoxiang: It's possible. Xiaohong came for her life. It can't go on like this. Otherwise, even you and I will ... Pearl Krabs: I know a mage whose methods are profound. Let's ask him to help us. When Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs arrived at the mage's Dojo, the mage correctly pointed out that Xiaoxiang and her dead friend were sworn sisters. At that time, the five agreed that they could not be born on the same day in the same year, but would die on the same day in the same year. So after Xiaohong's death, she remembered her previous agreement and came to other sisters ... Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs heard this and quickly asked the mage for help. The mage ordered the young apprentice to bring a plate of mung beans and a red bean, mix the beans together and recite the spell. Later, he told Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs that he was negotiating with Xiaohong. If Xiaohong promises not to kill them, let the mung beans float on the red beans. Xiaohong disagreed, and red beans floated on mung beans. The mage said that he would try his best to save Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs, and it would take a week to communicate with Xiaohong. After a week, Xiaoxiang and others were invited to see the results, and Zheng covered the plate with a red cloth. Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs finally survived a week of fidgeting. They came to the Dojo together, and the master ordered his disciples to take out the plates. When the master unveiled the red cloth, his face changed greatly ... Xiaoxiang and Pearl Krabs saw that the master's face was wrong, and they quickly grabbed the plate ... The little apprentice said helplessly, "Master ... I told you ... the Dojo is humid, so we should buy a dehumidifier. The beans are sprouting! ! ! ! "