Who has the funniest joke in the world?

One day, Tathagata and Jesus were playing a game of rock, paper and scissors, and the loser was hit in the skull by the winner.

Tathagata always loses, and as a result, Jesus plays all over his head ... This is the origin of Tathagata hairstyle. ......

Last time, the Tathagata won, and Jesus was afraid that the Tathagata would retaliate against him and shoot him on the moon. Then he fled under the pretext of going to the toilet. So the Tathagata thought he couldn't miss this good opportunity, and waited for Jesus for thousands of years and kept that posture (see Tathagata in the temple for details). ......

Once upon a time, three fools walked into the jungle and met texas chainsaw massacre, Texas. ......

Texas chainsaw massacre, Texas asked the first person, how many times will I saw you, or will you just die?

M 1: Just choose the first one. I'm ready. ..

It was sawed 10 times, and the man was still alive.

Ask the second person: How many times will you be sawed by me, or will you die?

Second person: Still the first choice. It's better than death. ...

As a result, I watched it 50 times and I still have half a life.

Ask the third person: How many times will you be sawed by me, or will you die?

The third person: die! It is better to ascend to heaven directly than to endure pain!

Texas chainsaw massacre, Texas: (Dark) Saw to death! ! ! !