The third grade Chinese Su Jiao Edition tells jokes with satisfactory answers.

When a child reaches the age of studying, his family has hired a tutor for him.

When I met my teacher on the first day, my parents said, "My family is poor, and I'm afraid there will be a lot of disrespect. Please forgive me! "

The teacher replied politely, "You are too modest. I have no additional requirements. "

My parents said, "Our family eats vegetables for every meal, but there is no meat. Is that okay?"

The teacher calmly replied, "Yes."

My parents said, "My family has nothing to do but sweep the yard, open the door and close the door. These tasks have to be done by teachers. " Is it okay? "

The teacher still replied, "Yes."

Parents went on to say, "Sometimes we need to buy some odds and ends at home, and we have to ask the teacher to run errands to buy them, okay?"

The teacher replied without changing color: "Yes."

Parents said happily, "in that case, we are so lucky!" " "

The teacher interrupted him and said, "I also have a sentence." It is not surprising to say it. "

His parents asked him what he had to say. The teacher replied, "I'm ashamed. I didn't read any books when I was a child!" " "

Parents said, "Teacher, you are too modest!" "

The teacher replied, "I dare not lie to you." I really don't know a word. "