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Introduction: Anonymous asked: Do you know what is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? A man thought: one of them has big hair and the other has small hair! Unknown petrochemical company ........... anonymous bah, you are a chicken! Your whole family are chickens! The base of KFC! ! A man smiles mercilessly. .. anonymous grabbed a chicken claw in one hand and was filled with emotion: alas, I haven't touched a boy's hand for a long time, and I won't put it in my mouth when I see a chicken claw with such clear bones! A man's mouth twitched. .. A man looked at Haraz, the Jane Doe, and forced a smile. Anonymous doesn't think so: it's just gravity! A man hesitated. Anonymous is holding a rectangular box curiously, and his mouth is still chanting: Love worry-free poisonous mushrooms? What is this thing? Looking at the box carefully, I saw that it was as thin as a cicada's wing. The more I look down, the more I feel something is wrong. Anonymous suddenly reacted. Wow, isn't this the raincoat of the legendary boy brother? ! His face burned red, so he threw the box back on the shelf and looked around. Fortunately, no one looked this way. I was about to put my heart back into my stomach when I caught a glimpse of a man smiling at himself. .. Anonymous pulled out a 100 million yuan RMB and threw it to him: Here, 100 million yuan represents peace and happiness in your life, will you do it or not? A man glanced at her: thank you, I don't lack toilet paper. Anonymous was caught cheating by the invigilator. He looked innocent: teacher, I'm just looking for inspiration. Anonymous asked: Did I ask you to recite it? A man immediately stood at attention, at ease: report to the chief: from now on, I only love, spoil and love you, and I won't lie to you. I will answer everything you say, and everything I tell you is true. I won't bully you, I won't scold you, I believe you, someone will bully you. I will help you at the first time. I will accompany you when you are happy. .. a man shook his head and recited a poem: falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud protects flowers more. Jane doe shouted: You are evil! Some man blinked innocently. Anonymous mouth hesitated: well, I am evil! Some people grinned. Jane do squints: Do you really think that Liu Xiahui is trying to keep an open mind? Man back: Isn't it? Anonymous grinned: That's because he has no humanity! Someone was silent. Anonymous pounced: I'm disgusting and horny!