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Eight, eight and a half, nine. What do you mean, is there a story?

I'll test you when you make your debut.

Gabby: What's the problem?

MM: I have two hands and two legs. One * * * is four.

How much do you have?

Gabby: Five.

So how many people are there in our party?

Gabby: Nine.

not have

Gabby: Is it ml?

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Gabby: Eight.

not have

Gabby: How much is that?

Eight nines, eight nines, eight nines, eight nines, eight nines, eight nines.

Gabby: No, I'm usually eight, eight and a half, eight and a half, eight and a half, eight and a half, eight and a half, eight and a half.