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Sister radical

Head of the big sister department; The exact words are as follows:

Miss, elder sister, elder sister, brother-in-law, cousin, elder sister, senior sister, flight attendant, elder sister Yao, stewardess, cousin, floret, elder sister, elder sister expensive, elder sister control, elder sister company, elder sister nuclear, elder sister affection, sisterhood, elder sister-in-law, elder sister, miss bogani, etc.

Big Sister, Big Sister, Home Sister, Big Sister, Prison Sister, Le Sister, Etiquette Miss, Mei Sister, Mei Long, Mi Sister, Lovely Daughter, Nurse Sister, Curse Sister, Ji Sister, Xiao Sister, Yao Sister, menstruation Sister, Cai Xuan Sister, Cousin, etc.

Make sentences:

1. Sister Yu in Miaoyufang is beautiful as a flower and can sing and dance well. The rich squire in Lin 'an City greeted this jade elder sister with a smile and spent money like water. Social buddies, sisters, gentlemen, ladies, proprietress, etc. stand out and become more and more popular. I'd rather hear you scream like sister Yao than nag like an old lady!

After the performance, I was teased by my sisters in the same group, saying that I read my lines as if I were quarreling. I don't need to say more about anyone who has this idea and wants to leave Second Sister here to climb higher branches. Someone will see it. Xifeng just pretended not to care, told Pinger to deal with it, and waited for these people to love enough before making sense.

3. Can Sister Lan recite the whole Jing Yi so casually? If so, 99% of the students will be ashamed to death that day. Several good sisters around me are standard single pigs. Mother Wang, the midwife, was very embarrassed. She just smiled and said, "She gave birth to a beautiful sister, safe in size." . I want to eat meat?

The compensation of 4.4000 yuan was proposed by Liu, and we agreed at that time, asking her to come and get the money at any time. Unexpectedly, Liu "chatted with his sisters", and then the lion opened his mouth and asked for 500 thousand. We flatly refused.

5. Looking at himself in the mirror, Yu Niang is in distress situation. As he tore off the pearl himself, he begged the bell for mercy: My good bell, if your sister wants to enjoy flowers today, she is not going to set up a jewelry stall.

6. Fengyi's method of cooking mutton is a must. Whether it's cooking soup or cooking, or smoking whole sheep, it has really retained a large number of old customers for Yufangyuan over the years, and it is a treasure of Yufangyuan besides Yaojieer.

7. Looking around, tang style in the Chinese rhyme is graceful and graceful, lofty and meaningful, with a myriad of manners and imposing manners, as straight as the Buddha goddess coming down from the flying mural, and the limelight is not lost to China's first funny face around him.