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Fei Zheng Season 4 Classic Quotes·President Dazuo Chapter

*We will not change the informal presidium version 4.0 even if we die

*I feel like it’s really like the Chinese New Year. The most important reason is that we have changed to a new dance. After three years of thinking about it, the informal talks finally ushered in the second dance in our lives, a brand new one. Beautiful dance! [It feels like a new home]

*Don’t sit too hard, get down quickly [I don’t know what to think]

*I’m so happy, let me tell you that there was When this naming was announced, our producer immediately sent me a message saying, President! The new title is wine! [I will wake up laughing from my dreams in the future]

*This family is constantly changing and growing. Every time we have a new representative join, on the one hand, we don’t really want to face it. It’s something we always feel like we don’t want other people to invade our home [unexplainable possessiveness]. But in fact, we will find that in the subsequent interactions, we will really become a family< /p>

*You (Ichinose) sister know that you squeezed YOYO away?

*When I heard that you (Tianle) was coming, one of our old representatives laughed so hard , isn’t it, Xiaoqiang?

*I’m very curious. When I just listened to him (Tianle) speak, I heard a bit of Thai accent [this is true] and then I also heard a bit of it, I don’t know where, Weird, where did you learn Chinese?

*Your (Tianle) friends are all Africans? [Then you are being led into a ditch] You learned Chinese from Qian Duoduo

*Tianle, I want to ask you something. Do you have some misunderstandings about talent? [Interviewing you seriously] Do you have real talent? (Tianle: No) What about directors from far away? What is a ukulele for?

*Every time we have a new representative, their talent is very poor [this is a curse]

*In our program, don’t care about our jokes about accents, because it’s normal

*I don’t understand why, this show has only recorded the second episode, and he (Tianle) has already been portrayed as a crybaby [can’t hold it back]

* We have imitated dog barking and cat barking before in our program. Each country is different. Let us also talk about how to imitate pig barking in each country. Formal Pig Pen》]

*As soon as the mosquitoes see the three of you (Yao combination), they don’t want to bite them because they are afraid of turning into a stupid mosquito [who would rather commit suicide]

*With Tang Xiaoqiang's confidence in Turkish culture, this festival is probably Halloween for his grandfather or uncle

*Although our program is a TV program, we are actually very willing to get close to the audience, for example Close to some viewers on the Internet [Informal friends please raise your paws]

*There is no contradiction at all between using Douyin and eating food

*If mother is not here, the house will be empty Collapse [the backbone of the family]

*You (Tianle) were you thinking at that time, didn’t others say that Douyin is full of good-looking guys and girls? Come up and recommend this to me. What is this? [Despair]

*Some young people’s actions, (teacher Chen Ming) performed them in the way of middle-aged people [just the word greasy]

*The United States recently There is no need for an official spokesperson anymore [Media people should all be laid off]

*I think its ending will not be a drama without you

*Although the funding for our informal talks We have never had enough money, but we are very serious about producing programs [showing our concern to the audience]. Therefore, from the first season to the current fourth season, we have been able to provide a perfect service to all those who come to our programs. Customers feel that they came with full expectations and stayed here happily [the sponsor’s father eats and drinks well]

*The joy of bad things is the fun of bad things [quantitative changes determine qualitative changes]

* Why are you (Hua Bo) responsible for comforting, encouraging, and supporting?

*Our program is a very international program [high-end and classy], so today we are going to talk about what is suitable for our program itself Things of temperament [postures to get rid of poverty] Although this thing is important to Yang Di

Said it might be a little difficult [start digging]

*Teacher Chen started to panic again, the broadcasting and hosting department was panicking [veteran drivers also drifted off the track one day]

*After all, I am also a certified person [People with certificates will win]

*We will have an interaction next. To be honest, I don’t have much confidence in this interaction [get vaccinated in advance]

*Zhong Yilun is an Italian who doesn’t speak Italian very well, and Gong Biyang is a Spaniard with an Argentinian accent. Basically, I only think Xiao Ruan is OK now, because after all, he Are you really French

*Aren’t you (Yangyang) kidding?

*Ever since I was a child, I have never recognized the words written by a Chinese doctor [Doctor: If I can recognize it, I lose]

*You (Yang Yang) are very suitable for a career ——Tour Guide

*Does this debate really need to continue? [How about we call it a day]